Show V JONES JONES' STRATEGY i Re Ho Cot HIi Ilia r. r N New Suit Salt st t Hall Half Price br m mi j i Greet Great Sd eme J i Jones Jones' new nc suit salt fits beautifully but ho he 10 was 10 shy on the th price e. He needed the suit snit badly but his Isis tailor was decidedly decided de- de disinclined to part Int with it till til tillit it was paid for fan After lying aWake Tate all an night revolving in his mind schemes old lId an and new to get got possession of ef the coveted Jones Jenes eTched a brilliant idea He lie put on n a n high collar t vo o sizes too largo large fer him Went Trent to his tailor and tried on CD the tho coat again D. D Of n co-n course se it ii did not fit around the collar 11 erkd u would hose to tole be te Jet let neit Tay ay ho peron m a a a half n-half- too half t too small and md tried it on cn again agnin The Tho collar of cI the coat cent bulged out in m the back as ns if it had luul teen beD constructed for fez tho the neck of ofa a pugilist I 1 cant can't wear eat that thing declared Jones It does not fit at all 2111 ice No it does dots not riot teem seam to to admitted the tailor Y Youve TO tinkered With it it now till tin you yon have havo nearly ruined mined it 1 I guess I Ilont dont don't want it Well WenlU Ill I'll tell ten you yon what hat Ill I'll do proposed the tailor who did not want wantA A misfit left on en his hands Ill knock off 5 5 on the price prica I I J Dont want a Q suit Bait that dont don't fit t declared Jones Jone i Well Wen Ill I'll 11 make nake it 10 RIO Make Hake it 1250 1250 and Ill I'll take tao it it All right but 1 I lose loan money on it at that Jones paid another tailor 1 l to have havethe havethe the collar coHar altered I paid nid for lor his bin suit snit and had iad with with which to wet it uSan Sau San Francisco p Post |