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Show KMERY COUNTY PROGRESS. CASTLE DALE. UTAH Speaking of Sports rears the New York dominated baseball to cock-eye- d ct they left a double corraL They r 9 tmnrHitnn mat .. . league the olnk i lemonade. elephanU. the bard Lthe Jiurauvn IDd U1C "lir It Quite that way. mond. It wai merely . American league which I 1 i J nw York Yan They won kees. something like 28 OUl vl Oi " ui iu ries games, dating from 1927. So, natu-rally, the National league must have been a flock of sand lotters. But don't forget that during that four year spell the Yan kees were also an.v, -- V ' if lj assas- - nihilating, murdering, manhandling the Boston Red Sox, it Tieers. the Cleveland In- - of their remainder the idiJ t certain Yankee slump oJ year or two Midwest a ago. ix out of eight games. one of the Yankees about lott i ire in. he said, "we were not But why ran for a car k ex-tob- f. We knew we were games better than d the league. We knew we bjf tod still gallop in." iaaght. to 15 B today it ill different today. Sol of 1940 The are far and away Yankees of 1936, 1937. 1933 the dizzy descent from their old dominance of the league has ended. National win its tthe in Tampaleague last March. National league pitchers tie sluggers Into an tin league of true lovers' knots. W; same thing happened in St. letef recently. Once again National ibo iorl It pitchers put silencers on And with Yankees io the lean league bats. fe last 18 innings of all-stIrtm March to July. Ameri- hsrae sluggers have ham-exploded, thundered and ne flabby run across the ma ar l M (era m. re was a time when lost of the dynamite. del the Jo. jump i Grove's Record Stands as Top SouthpawMark ... l.si- - iinl 14, V 1 VV L-- IPhillipr W 3 IMAGINARY INTERVIEWS: UNCLE SAM AND JOHN Q. CITIZEN John Q. Sam, you look different all of a sudden. Uncle Sam I feel different. In fact, I haven't felt better in years. John Q. You mean to say you feel the best In years, with this war crisis and everything! Uncle Sam That's just it I've suddenly shed the hypocrisy, torn off the blinders and gotten rid of the Little Lord Fauntleroy suit I'm even beginning to look at facts and not wince. It's wonderful! John Q. Unlike RepubUcan presidential and vice presidential nominees Wendell L. Wlllkle and Sen. Charles L. who had never met before their selection as the party's 1940 standard bearers, Franklin D. Roosevelt and Henry A. Wallace, the Democratic candidates, have been closely associated in the past seven and a half years. President Roosevelt and Secretary of Agriculture Wallace are shown above conferring on strategy for the coming campaign in which the President will seek a third term. Mo-Na- ry When Hitler Returned in Triumph to Berlin 20 and lost 6 for of .769. In 1930 he won and dropped 5 for an average of .848. In 1931 be balanced 31 wins against 4 losses for the terrific average of .886. For those three consecutive years he was champion of the American league pitchers. Then, in 1933, after giving way to Johnny 28 . i 1 a returns Storm troopers with arms linked hold back the crowds as Adolf Hitler, leader of the Reich, on his to Berlin in triumph after the successful military operations of his armies In France. One of his first acts Mar-shal- ." "Reich's a was made marshal. of to rank the Goering of his number a generals return was to promote Hitler stands upright In his official car and returns the salutes of thousands of his greeters. Sino-Japane- se War Goes Savagely Ahead 'Phonies' Beware I Carl Wlthafs right) I fany others Walters. aame. Yankees Paul Derringer through we an exec Dt ion. They had ically everything the hitting, tiding, the pitching, the confl-n- d the noise. Thev had amaz- klanee, which is something that wrks on in its leisurely way. 1935 Two Leagues leaguers will tell you Detroit. Cleveland, Boston and fork all could win the National pennant, with something to prican pnal leaguers, now.lifted from swmy abyss of the years that fiefeat, are telling you the Reds "Mgors would run away with perican league pennant phat do vou sunnnse " one vet- Natinn 1" hannen to that American P if their hitters had to move inst Paul Derringer, Bucky Junior Thompson, Jim . Whitey Moore and others ter day? There wouldn't be " in that league hitting .240 Red pitching." fa moving a trifle fast the r pay. ru leaguesthpv rW are Deuer now than hppn in hav Aosm 4hia io lorirnlv hit... - . p i anaee arop. fre are my Ruffings and Dick- Gehrigs and Gomezes and f'd and Rolfes and Crosettis?" also might be asking Tears bali, in tee I....: Has losing the four-yea- r ii built up additional Inter- - rngh both leagues, especially entan league. find.' Etc. rf, Pr?Srnt"w WlllIU mmn irn Mav B1J P 'or the Yankees, but r soothing summer flllha a whlti uivu i ww in pg r P e tWU the Barren Lands since have two great pennant uollmatnlia4 loncrnpe on ahead. ask for more? Barring, F'e, the Yankees, Understand I"Pe W breeie for hamv tiPPn K great stretch runs r can ho an it has who stiU swung the and Just what has hap- who ROBERT MOSES GROVE Allen the previous year, he recaptured the league hurling championship with an average of .75024 wins and 8 losses. Grove started his career strictly as a "fireball" pitcher. He had speed to burn probably the fastest He was ball of all poura than thrower, more nothing a bating on the speed every time ter faced him. He kept that up as cracklong as he was able, but the ing point finally came. His arm went bad. It became sore for the first time. No longer could he rely solely upon speed. It was then that he became a finished curve ball pitcher. He developed a of Instead of pace. a and change stud-le- d smoking In every pitch. Grove his batter, outsmarting him. In those 15 years Grove worked 25 in more than 650 games. He was than Bob years old. four years older Feller is today, when he showed up 1925 for work with Connie Mack's Athletics. He played his first professional ball with the Martins-bur- g team of the Blue Ridge league back in 1920. And through all those years is victories-rea- son woven that thread oi 286 Moses Robert for enough e Grove to top any list of great southpaws. you? Uncle Sam Sure. But I'm never at my best except in tough days. I don't want to seem boastful, but in all these years of coddling, comparative ease and comfort I haven't felt right There were times when I hated to see myself in a mirror. John Q. It's strange, but I feel the same way. I've been squawking and making demands all over the lot; I've been getting sore because I had to keep the old car three seasons; I've been yelling murder because there were worms on the third green at the country club, and I've been working up a terrific peeve because of the lack of free gasoline. And now, sudden ly, they all seem unimportant and trivial. Uncle Sam It's a swell break for us both. John Q. But it means plenty of trouble, I suppose. Do you feel in condition for it? 15 cents, gives motifs for cloth cor- ners and for matching napkins. And when you have finished your set, cool beauty for your luncheon table is the result. Send order to: AUNT MARTHA Kaaias City, Ho. Box 1U-Enclose IS eenta tor each pattern desired. Pattern No. Name Address Jlsk Me Jlnother A General Quiz O The Qutttionn 1. What men besides Pershing bore the title "general of the Uncle Sam No, darn it! I've grown so soft it's going to be a ter rific battle to get into shape. John Q. I feel pretty flabby, too. Say, why did you let me get this way? Uncle Sam (indignantly) How did I let YOU get this way! What I wanna know is how YOU let ME get this way. John Q. You're the boss; I Just do as I'm told. Uncle Sam That's your story, and we're both stuck with it You're the real boss. John Q. Who? Me? Uncle Sam. I only reflect your wishes and opinions. And for years I got the idea all you wanted was plenty of white meat John Q. Don't blame it all on me, Sam. Every time I looked at you you were busy on plans for the more abundant life. Instead of a tough, wiry old guy with his fists clenched and his sleeves rolled up, you were like a fat spendthrift, yelling that life was just a bowl of cherries and asking everybody to step up and help himself. Uncle Sam That was your fault You got so you thought I was a SLOT MACHINE. And you were always looking for the jackpot. John Q. Why, listen, when you you should have been down to brass tacks, developing your muscles and hardening yourself for any contingency, you were behaving as if all anybody had to worry about in this world was a bigger recreation program. There you've got Uncle Sam yourself mixed up with me again. You were the fel- 2. What state was the first in the Union to grant equal suffrage to women? 3. What day of the month is the penultimate day? 4. What does the abbreviation "q. v." stand for? 5. What are the four living an apes? thropoid (man-like- ) 6. In the boxing classifications which one is the lightest weight? 7. How are the names of our first line battleships chosen? The Antvoert 1. Washington, Grant and Sher- man. 2. Wyoming. 3. Next to the last. 4. The Latin "quod vide," "which see." 5. Gibbons, chimpanzees, orang- utans, and gorillas. 6. Flyweight (112 pounds). 7. From the states. Goeeeoo'OGG) PERSONALS EVERT WOMAN'S FRIEND Powder. Sample by Dr Murray' Hygienic mall. 10c (coin). MURRAY MED. CO.. 2(M Melrra Ave., BOLLYWOOD, CALIF. Share Holders The public good is, like it were a common bank in which each citizen has his or her respective share; and whatever damage is done the bank therefore injures each and every sharer of its stock. low who demand- from the While the war in Europe has diverted attention away Sino-Japane- se hostilities are conflicts, scenes like the one above show that of a party wiping out one is soldier The Japanese still in progress. points in the the streets of Ichang, one of the most important strategic A bomb explodes in Generalissimo Chiang of defending army the background. Kai-she- k. Push Young Briton Inaugurates Big As a means of aiding citizens to detect counterfeit bills and coin, paper match folders such as the young lady above is holding are being Issued by the U. S. secret service in Washington, D. C. Radio Executive ed tile bathrooms, an orchid bed in J every back yard. three days a week for auto trips and a guaranty against slippery roads, cold nights and sand in your lettuce. John Q. You babied me so much I got to like it, I admit. Uncle Sam. All you wanted was the brass ring, caviar with the free lunch, government distribution of strawberries and cream. John Q. Why did you cater to me so much? Uncle Sam I wish I knew. Every time I thought of letting you shift for yourself you'd start wiring me for aid in ev-- f ery crisis, from falling hair to a leak in the radiator. John Q. Well, I guess it's all over now. I guess we've got to cut out the petting party and get on our own. Uncle Sam. "GUESS"! all-tim- Waddaya mean you THE NAME'S FAMILIAR, BUT The head of the French-Germa- n armistice enforcement board is a colonel named Stuepnagle. The Germans think of everything, don't they? Sport Shorts of The "Sporting Life," daily bible has susracing fans in England, of publication pended after 119 years Cincinnati . Ernie Lombardi, big interlocking a uses golfer's catcher, bat . . . Gene grip in holding his Atlanta, Dahlbender Jr., Ga golfer, recently shot a at the Druid Hills golf coiirse is Dizzy Dean's grandmother baseball and beto him quit urging come a revival preacher. motif, whose distinguishing armies"? MsiiiiHHKMBsHMsVMMMMBBlnBslBsails No cloth ENRICH a new luncheon this cross stitch water-lil- y feature is its simplicity of design. A pastel lily with green leaves is there think But don't you for natural effect. Z9169, suggested ahead of are tough days Grove won an average the A. L. It may 1 - That's enough current history. Let's go back to Lefty's prime. In mil league Derringer. . American League Cliamp in set of fl I sluggers ping to make fadway against , 1 pege shooting but not k the pick of 14, m 'V v handed pitchers of all time is a fascinating indoor sport. Our own list would be beaded by the one and only Robert Moses Grove. We wouldn't fight about the numerical order of the next four Herb Pennock, Rnbe WaddeU, Carl Hubbell and Eddie Plank. They were all great ball players. Grove rates as the outstanding winner of all time. In his 15 years up to the 1940 season he won 288 games and lost 128 for a grand average of .695. No one else has approached that figure. Christy Mathewson finished his long career with an average of .663. Grover Cleveland Alexander compiled .642. Both of these gentlemen are sure of undying fame, having been chosen tor baseball's Hall of Fame. Eddie Plank's mark was .662, Cy Young's .619 and Big Ed Walsh's .606. As brilliant a pitcher as Waddell was, his lifetime average was .588. Connie Mack, who never did throw his money around, paid the Baltimore Orioles $105,000 for Lefty the most expensive player he had ever bought. Grove proved to be a bar- gam, though. After using him his best nine years. Connie passed him on to Tom Yawkey's Red Sox with Max Bishop and George Wal-ber- g for $125,000 and two players. Grove was thought to be all through then. He was in poor physical condition, though not from lack of training. Every pitch pained him that first year in Boston, and he won and lost eight games. The critics told Yawkey that he had wound up on the short end of the deal. But in the last five years with Boston prior to 1940, Grove pitched 83 winning games working at a .670 clip. In the last two years he won 29 games and dropped only 8. 1929 Your Luncheon Set rm By ROBERT McSHANE (Rcleasra by Weitera Newspaper Union. DICKING the five greatest left-- Waterlily Motif for Democratic Nominees Plan Campaign Strategy "Brazil is doing his bit for king This young citizen of Southgate, England, of his city for cit .zens to turn the caU mayor a by follownig of war for the defense sinews the make "their old scrap metal and help S BrUata The youngster went from door to door with his homemade was duplicated In cart collecting odd. and ends. The campaign In Southgate scrap metal. In other English towns with citizens turning Niles Trammell, newly elected president of the National Broadcasting company, is shown above. A pioneer in network broadcasting, Mr. Trammell has been associated with radio for 12 years. Will With Us, Says Hull." Headline. Wanna bet? As a baseball club owner Mr. Farley will at least never be in doubt about a third run being strictly okay. May Warn of Disordered Kidney Action Modem life with Its harry sad worry, trrecnlmr habit. 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