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Just make sure you ask becomini Phillips. rd of der to Hj M Dept., ve.,SanR 15 cents (j tternBoA s for the Winter Si the newer generation grows up dose It on the old reliable P. P. P. Irria S. Cobb formula parades. pomp, propaganda. Bands and guns and flag wavings, murderous preachments and manufactured pa triotism; they all help to fertilize BikaSr 2S!!n,?!,,!,uC H'hyaJab or Bikanir Is shown ef crowded streets riding . . . ......ea an...elephant through the against the ultimate harvesting. " mar me mucin anniversary ...wi manarajan s accession to ""'lc TT Me .....i the thrnn. r hi. d Jvm. Slale ,8 one of he Befuddle the on dreams ..jtnie,! pricei i,, of drunken glory. Teach him the De-ice- r neighbor over the way is an enemy HUMAN ALARM CLOCK Promotes who must some day be crushed without mercy. Make him believe his country's destiny demands revenge for old hurts, reprisals for old Air Safety 3 losses, widened boundaries writ in blood. And then, in bout 20 years, you have a nation ripened for ruin, a race of mothers ready to offer their sons to the slaughter. It's a slow crop, but a sure one, and highly s gratifying to professional and power-madictators, to profiteers and financial hijackers. Let's see, come 1938, it'll be just about 20 years since the last lime the world cut its own throat. -- It isaitj set Priceless Justice such a fine thing mot buy it too dearly. u like kl monthtf like to 'our too jf ne umti clear that be is HOW OFTEN 3 YOU KISS AND i MAKE like to lormal i ? that work ii mbiuoti id Wu1 nuchrrf starvii cius. j S eT (IP? .... t,n uiiutnwia ftreegtn(Tat!on3ono woman aown how to go with I.ydia e. Plnk- - " "i" system, iwemng the discomforts from functional disorders which endure In the three) P PUS I . IWi ""uig irons rwu hj vmti!iiihvwi 2. Pre- tar motherhood, Ap-"mirtiiiA T RID 37 OF IMPLES Ds Magnesia to C!a 9ly, pimply skin with w remedy. Denton'i A Vrnrta i ble dJierence. The ugly comi 79 ,eilur9 of the skin oapllmentlag you on OFFER fKiALtvealra liberal . of famous lthlsrL-VpniyeO- oi Fih or stamps aDl9 oU. today. Send ETON'S SR,DU.CTS.Inc. 'Mcl he smashed the his as a fusionist candiof labor rack- ty. Running nests securest foulest, ticket as reform same the on date eteers and vice racketeers in AmerFiorello LaGoardia he was Mayor ica. elected by a landslide vote. He married a sweet Texas girl, as southern as they make 'em. Her grand-uncl- e was Jeff Davis. My daddy was Jeff Davis relative, too. And this young Dewey trained for grand opera. Speaking of this charm thing, think of a President who'd wind up his fireside radio chats sing lug "Home on the Range." Yes, sir, the G. O. P. might go farther and fare worse. J Isle of Thanet, England, with an electric bell attached to the end of a pole which be places outside his customers' windows and rings until he gets an acknowledgment. He doesn't say who wakes him up. Hymn Without Words "Sung" by Deaf Mutes Nordic Supremacy. bring to mind a RECENT events some of years back when night-ridinpatriots m an Arkansas county felt called on, as a sacred duty imposed upon all true Caucasians, to put the Black brother in his place; said place, in at least one instance, being a colored cemetery. Also, there had been a Mono oi notices to vacate sent through the mail to members of the African sur-- ) race, followed by unpleasant prise parties did the recipients ia to heed the gentle warning. So the community was getunt more Nordic by the hour ana me was sound of the s hoard oft in the stilly night. That for Now the plot. scene and the the sketch: , mook- Pclagria Perkins meetsstreet: worm Hostetter on Main "Hooky,". says Pclagria, eneii rlnSf! you wuz to gn a "H"-- would services held anywhere in the world takes place every Sunday In the Cameron you fine of the strangest church here w'ite shirts, whut It is a service for deaf mutes conducted entirely In sign language. Here C incinnati, Ohio. in .h.,rrh do?" . . .. fMsa-.-.M. M, rzA - n.- - . . wwra is spoxen mrougnoui a ... oi six choir dkj. is a the ...j U Me!" says Hookworm. . -- ., . A . )1 I In .Inn Uno-iia.. J..I: " K.r cw. ,uu h n. " sermon oeing ocin "& j omudiu, au(uii I'd finish readin" it on me u. the sertice, the . ina a t. C0DvriKht.-W- NU Service. Some days he was three hours late showing up for work, and sometimes he disappeared for days. When he did arrive on time, likely as not he would make such caustic remarks to his fellow players that their nerves were practically shattered. Marriage to the young and ambitious Miss Barrie has changed all that She has made him settle down to work in earnest. At last the quarrel between Freddie Bartholomew and Metro-Gold- a y e r has wyn-?"3isiiiiiV ,!l',', '"'J been settled and 1 Freddie will soon re turn to work. Under the new agreement he will get two thousand dollars a week I for forty weeks, and thousand I weekly for six weeks J of personal appear-i ances. Also ha gets a dollar a week ad ditional for pocket Freddie Bartholomew money. He 11 need it, with a twenty-fiv- e thousand dollar bill owed for lawyer's fees. that we are'th Dickens. . irira FINE THIS MORNING - FREE FROM THAT THROBBING HEADACHE AND READY FOR V A. A GOOD DAY'S WORK. All people who suffer occasionally from headaches ought to know this way to quick relief. At the first sign of such pain, take two Bayer Aspirin tablets with a half glass of water. Sometimes if the pain is more severe, a second dose is necessary later, according to directions. If headaches keep coming back we advise you to see your own physician. lie will look for the cause in order to correct it. The price now is only 15 for twelve tablets or two full dozen for 25 cents virtually, only a cent apiece. One of your tried and true friends of radio, whom you may not know by name, has Just made a great success on the New York stage but he is still on the air. It la Clayton Collier. Yon nave known him as master of ceremonies for both the Leo Reisman and Eddy Duchin bands, hero of the "Pretty Kitty Kelly" sketch, and chief doctor in the story of "Girl Interne." With all his rushing about from radio re hearsals to stage performances, he never seems to be In a hurry, Is always quite unruffled and casual in manner. A mysterious Mr. Gallagher flew into New York and began escorting Janet Gaynor to theaters and night clubs, but the Twentieth Century-Fo- x publicity department wasn't fooled for a minute. They knew it was Tyrone Power all the time, and made him come out from under his assumed name and attend a huge cocktail party in his honor. There are big plans ahead for young Mr. Power. He will play Disraeli. Ann Miller, who played Ginger Rogers' dancing partner, is playing the lead in "Radio City Revels" op posite Milton Berle, the air comic. Her discovery la one of those strange tales of Hollywood. She and her mother went to California and almost starved while she was trying to break into pictures. Finally, defeated, she took a cabaret engagement In San Francisco and the very first night she played there, an R. K. O. scont saw her and signed her op. She had been trying to get into his office in Hollywood for three years! the other day Warren Newell, laborer at the Universal studios, center. After the chase the hunters were served with "Brunswick stew" wiped out the dis grace of ten years cooked in a huge iron kettle ago when he was discharged from a I Anglo-saxophon- e InUoductory these days in casting pictures. Paramount has given contract to John a three-yeBarrymore and his wife, Elaine Barrie, and will feature them together in a picture as soon as a suitable story can be located. Making pictures with Mr. Barrymore used to be a nightmare to directors. some rough wind, most disposed to picture, 'to ourselves what flowers they might have borne if they had flourished. W TABLET! QJnKS. virtually 1 cent a tablet Reward of Innocence Mirth and cheerfulness are but the due reward of innocence of life. Sif T. Moore. BECAUSE BVOODfO UP TOUK nLEinLirjn nnsEnvE kolpe yon to resist colds Menthol Cough Drops 5 HOTEL BEfl LOMOND A group of hunters painting numbers on their dogs before the chase in which members of the Virginia Fox Hunters association participated a recently near Petersburg. Note the pained expression on "33X" In the g r rWaL,. ,!r 8129 Psfcoa. island. There's a young fellow there, the name being Dewey, and he being kin to the great admiral whose deeds crackled at Manila one May day morning like the lightnings on Mount Sinai. He comes of old RacketH'rushing. crusading young Yankee stock. He hails from a deE. Dewey beams for the Thomas a batable state, Michigan; lives in his recent election as after camera pivotal state. New York. Still in district attorney of New York counmid-thirtie- s, Snraotts Coitmiawu. Skin Look Years Younger. IT' de-ice-rs nhattan 46-- y mechanic shows a section of the new type of installed on . W. A. planes to prevent possible forced Undines and fatal crack-tiD- s slips with try. The thrifty pack-ra- t stealthy tread into your camp whilst due to ire forming on the wings of the transports. Three tubes through you slumber and carries off some- which the air is forced every 47 seconds causing the specially treated thing of value. But he doesn't steal and covering to raise a distance of an inch and a half from it nothing like that. He merely ex the wing may clearly be seen. changes with you, you being asleep at the time. He leaves a dry twig RACKET SMASHER behind and totes off a side of meat. He confiscates one of your boots, but, in return, confers on you a couple of dead cactus stalks. His intentions may be honest, but there is no record showing where a pack-ra- t ever got the worst of a trade. I figure he's part Scotch. And the profits resulting from his professional dealings certainly may be likened to the career of many a chronic officeholder now flourishing in our midst. A This enterprising man on a bicycle starts on his morning rounds on the get out WHEN the Republicans to run down their 1940 nominee, they might search in the tall timbers of Ma- rVDl?1 d N?!! This Man Dewey. ""f - T,.t N tvhiiur of swaps worthless promises before election for the public's c6nfidence and its votes-rem- inds him of Janus. Janus was a god with two faces, and the ancients finally got so they couldn't trust either one of them. But it took them a long time to catch on. Might I be pardoned for thinking of a homelier simile? I'm thinking of the pack-ra- t of this western coun- P an say 'Tm sorry" and ISM make up easier before WK than after. If you're wise 111 JOU want to hnl.t . u... a, you won't be a thrcouarter "" to jij Politicians. ed U 'Q Getting Ready for Fox Hunt hnjthftnri" I wife should turn from a t companion Into a shrew rhole week In every month. Li. sTT-ss- a Two-Fac- wiroij rt d SOMEBODY says the type planned, romance is a big influence three sword-rattler- is from! N It is when our budding hopes are nipped beyond recovery by ar ... '.rid indices tion" is du etto you and offensive to now there is no excuse EBut JVaoio Bj VIRGINIA VALE first-bor- n I STAR ! DUST JVLoYie As PHILUPSl ayp -- wumuiw nifr Grewinc Caaaoa Fodder. SANTA MONICA, CALIF. sowing. SOME ! --nir-- " j of C .frcffl from but county punmppn ar " ..:t l- minor league baseball team for drop ping a flyball in crucial point in the He ninth inning. made a real catch! Alice Faye, catching her heel in the hem of her dress, toppled over a sixteen-ioo- t Alice Faye ledge and would have landed on theater seats below if Mr. Newell hadn't rushed to the rescue and caught her just in time. ODDS ASD ENDSBing Crosby was to delighted with the tmarl dialogue in Carole Lombard? picture, "True Confession," that he insisted on having the author, Claude Binyon,write his next. It will be staged at Ding's own face track, and Mary Carlisle will play the lead, as usual, because she is the only actress Bing can make love to without making his son Gary burst into tears . . . Robert Taylor will be back in time for Christmas and if he ever goes away again he will insist on Barbara Stanwyck having o telephone installed at her ranch retreat . . . Lanny Ross, having worked over his new radio program until it suits him and everyone else, may make the next . . . "Broadway Melody" for Warner Brothers' "Great GarricW is the most delightful picture in many weeks, largely because of the witty way that Brian Aheme and Olivia de llavi-lanpoke fun at the business of acting . . . Jean Hersholt will vary the monotony of playing Doctor Dajoe on the screen by playing Doctor Christian on a coast radio program over the Columbia system. e NpwsoaDer Union. d wtrn OCDKtf. UTAH tit lit Baths - flN ( TmOj Kaasu far 4 yanaaa to M.M . . (.H Air Ceald Leave art Lbky Keesa Cefee She . . Ti See .. Resse eX Klwmnla ExaeatlrM "1S-3Kxriun Optima Caasaeax eX Cesuaerce aast AA Clab. Ratarr HOTEL BEN LOMOND Ceau as yea are T. E. FiUf trald, afm Courage Within Fortune can take away riches, but not courage. Seneca. Don't Neglect Them I Katnre designed the kidneys to do a marvelous Job. Their task is to keep the flowinf blood stream free of an excess of toxic impurities. The act of living life itulf is eonstanUy producing wsste natter the kidneys must remove (rota toe blood U good health is to endure. When, the kidneys fail to function as Nature intended, there is retention of wsste that may cause body-wis. One may suffer nagging backache, persistent headsche, attacks of dizziness, getting up nights, swelling, punlnese under the eyes-rf- eti tired, nervous. aU Worn out. . Frequent, scanty or burning paasagea may be further evidence of kidney or bladder disturbance. The recognised and treatment U a diuretic medicine toproper help the kidneys of excess poisonous body waste, rid fet Coon's pui,. nave had more than forty years ofThey public approval. Are endorsed- the country over. Insist ea Sold at all drug atone. '. |
