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Show EMERY COUNTY PROGRESS. CASTLE DALE. UTAH mm on qcc luif .uwulu An Apology. Whether the following excerpt from the WilliamsYille (N. D.) Item la bona fide apology, or only the work of the office humorist. It has original- 600 CHICKEN ity: Pinkham's Vegetable .Compound FAIRYTALE ; "We wish to apologize to Sirs. Overholt. tn our paptr last week we had as a headline 'Mrs. Overholfs Big Feet' The word we ought to Or-vlll- e After Being Relieved of Or ganic Trouble by Lydia . DADDYMilGPi have used Is a French word, pronounced the same way, but spelled fete.' It means a celebration, and is considered a very tony word." 4 Mary CrahamBcnn cr Lift ojfCorns! IA 11 1 Doesn't hurt a bit and Freezona costs only a few cents. THE ROOSTER'S IDEAS. Personal Question. "Person" la the dictionaries Is described as "an Individual human being." But It U not so In England from legal standpoint, as women do not vome within the class. This was revealed recently when the Royal Astronomical society of London decided to admit women as fellows of the coun cil. The plan was found to be liupos-- l sible. until the society had its charter! j altered. Eligibles for election In the society's were described as "persons" and when legal opinion was obtained it was decided that a "person" was strictly of the masculine sex. The ' change was made in the charter nnd the clever women who had distln- guished themselves in star gaxiug were admitted to the society. Back Given Out ? Ilousework it too hard for a woman who is half sick, nrnrous and always tired. But it keeps piling up, .od gives weak kidneys no time to recover. If your back is lame and achy and your kidney irregular; if you nave "blue spells," sick headaches, nervousness, dizziness and rheumatic pains, use Doan't Kidney Pills. Thev have dene wonder for thousands of worn out women. Nick and Nancy had come home Idaho Case j again. They had left their cousins Mrs. S. K. Heed, s yV'fisryRWtor I took Lydia E. 's ; Oregon. Mountain feeling very happy for all now were Vegetable Compound for an or-Home, Idaho, says: such betand were good friends, "Two years ago I they Found. " .ganic trouble whica ft had an attack ot pulled me down unColonel Breckinridge of the Navy ter friends than ever before after the trouble and kidney til I could not pat my visit, which made everything very it grew quite serious in a short time. It foot to the.floor ana League was talking In New York about nice to tell to Daddy. Some of the i came on suddenly could scarcely do my a stern father. animals from the barnyard belonging and my kidneys too "He's he and as I live stern, entirely stern, work, seemed to give out. to tha house where the cousius lived, I got ItoHn's Kidney on a small farm and raid. "In fact, the old boy's raving had been over taken the for Pills nnd one box by Daddy, raise six hundred now raving mad against his son. was all that I needwere cousins to move to the chickens every year going to make me well. ed "lie sent his son off to New York Doan'e Kidney Tills it made it very hard last week you know, and told him to city, and they wanted their animals Keeping Up the Good Work. acted on my system, forme. . to be among friends. They had only "My friend," remarked the practical " an opening. Well With your fingers t Ton cai lift off man, "you can't reform the world by strengthening "I saw the Com- findColonel taken with them. their my kidneys and stopping all the pains. dog I have had no siyn of the trouble Breckinridge chuckled. pound advertised in ny hard corn, soft corn, or corn be- passing resolutions." Sir Benjamin Bacon and Sir Per-elvsince." "The boy telephoned yesterday to our paper, and tried caltween skin the the and toes, harl we don't stop there," answered "But Pork, now two of the leading Gat Dean's at Any Store, 60c a Bos It has restored wire ?200, as he was In a hole." the professional upllfter. "You have of the pig pen were having a luses from bottom of fee pigs and work do all o health can I my my costs of A "Freeo:.ie" bottle a of how no j of ide. set tiny good, strong fight over some food, but Mr. Red I am so grateful that I am recommend-M. The Cuticura Toilet Trie ilttle at any drug store; rply a few resolutions Inspires the rank and tile D. Crown Rooster was paying no attenCO, BUFFALO. N. Y. ing It to my friends." Mrs. Having cleared your skin keep It clear tion to them. Nick and Nancy had drops upon the corn or callus. In- wltfc new confidence to tackle (he probR. K. 4, Oregon, 111. Alters,women whohave suffered the by making Cuticura your every-da- y been feeding all the animals and now stantly it stops hurting, then shortly lems of the lay. Particularly after Only of such troubles and have dragged toilet preparations. The soap to cleanse bothersome corn or callus we get them published in the newspaW. N. U., Salt Lake City, No. fthey were listening to Mr. Rooster, you lift that 11 along from day to day can realize the and purify, the Ointment to soothe and who was talking at the top of hts right off, root and all. without one bit pers." Birmingham relief which thin famous root and herb heal, the Talcum to powder and per! No bum or soreness. it Truly pain usualIt. About or Tell Is talk She'll as his voice, crowing, remedy, Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable No toilet table Is complete ly called. fume. bug ! Adv. A Souvenir Fiend. man n have wealth untold, "fan Mrs. to Alters. Compound, brought Windsor Magazine "Site held out pa?" "In the good old days," said Mr. Women everywhere in Mrs. Alters' without them. 25c everywhere. Adv. One's obstacles are usually of one's her hand and the young man took it condition should profit by her recom"Not If he has a wife, my son." i Rooster, "folks paid attention to me. Early and provident fear is the mendation, and if there are any comNews. and departed." Boston Transcript. think a lot of Miss Fidgety jwn muking. may Chicago They ot snfety. Edmund Burke. plications write Lydia E. Pinkham's now Hen her Fashionable that eggs Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass., for advice. have become so scarce, but they don't The result of their 40 years experience A lot of good liars got their training pay half enough attention to a Is at your service. by making excuses. kindly old rooster. "Now, last summer I had a narrow Dracltnj Net Contents 15 fluid escape. I was crossing the road when one of these horrible dust throwers came along. By a dust thrower I mean a motor car or an automobile, or whatever It Is they are called. " flctehee says that old age begins with action and enables the organs to throw "This one ha4 the uxuni horrid horn Weakened kidneys and digestive organs. off the poisoua which cause premature old age. New life and strength incrcasa to it and how that horn did attached believe is to This being true, it easy you continue the treatment. When toot. I hurried out of the way and that by keeping the kidneys and diges- as restored continue taking a I was almost nearly run over. Dear tive organs cleansed and iu proper work- completely or two each day. GOLD MEDing order old ge can be deferred and capsule Oil AL Haarlem will but It was a narrow escape. I me, Capsules keep you life prolonged far beyond that enjoyed in health and vigor and prevent a return have lost my life. True, they might by tie average person. of the disease. did warn me they were coming. Do not wait until old age or disease Tor ever 200 years COLD I.fEDAL a 1 AVeefablcPreparatiMifcrAsr m a t "But what uppish creatures motors Haarlem Oil has been relieving the have settled down for good. At the first weaknesses and disability due to advanc- sign that your kidneys are not working are. The vry idea of telling a fellow nuiiuuwi', e ing years. It is a standard properly, go to your druggist and get a to get out of the way in such a rude home remedy and needs no introduction. box of GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil manner. And think of the service I GOLD MEDAL. Haarlem Oil is Inclosed Capsules. Money refunded if they do in odorless, tasteless capsules contain- not help you. Three sizes. But rehave always done people. ing about 5 drops each. Take them as member to ask for the original imported "I have awakened them in the mornyou would a 'pill, with a swallow of GOLD MEDAL brand. In sealed TivitafnS I t r5a ing. True, they have grumbled. They water. The oil stimulates the kidney LhCCffumcss anuj w.u-neith- nor I was an because said that bate Opium,MOTphlne just Done to a Crisp. Fathers Little Joke. Minoml NnT TfARCOTIC Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops early riser it was no reason I should A few friends of mine were over to try to wake people up. But I knew I was absent from high school one and Nothing Syrups. It is pleasant. It contains neither Opium. day. The next day! asked my father, spend, the afternoon. I had a cake in what was good for them. Jta1 Amain Morphine nor other narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. ullA lntroo a "Irtlra trt tin DTniiua the oven baking, as I was keeping "I knew they shouldn't be staying For more than thirty years it has been in constant use for tha for me. He did so, and In my hurry house while mother was out of town. In bed so long, I knew they should be relief of Constipation, Flatulency, Wind Colic and Diarrhoea; I forgot to look at It before handing it During the conversation I told them getting up and enjoying the sunlight allaying Feverishness arising therefrom, and by regulating tho to ray teacher. She took the note, read what a good cook I made, and how I and working and not wasting time. Stomach and Bowels, aids the assimilation of Food; giving "I feel a friendly feeling for that 1t, looked at rae, and read it agnm. I had never wasted or burnt anything. f We healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The were talk to was Nick an and feel clock alarm that Nancy busily talking something began i Mother's Friend. about. That alarm clock gets abused wrong. Finally she handed me the hour later when one guest exclaimed: Diarrhoc and note. It read : "Please turn Betty over "I smell your cake!" Needless to say, too. It seems to my rooster mind Constipation that alarm clocks lead very sad lives. your checkered apron. She needs It." it was burned 'to a crisp. Exchange. LOSS OF SLEEP Exchange. They see that children aren't late to to men school and that aren't late An Irish Opinion. 1 Bears Signature of Duuing March, 1918, we were camped business and that ladies see that the Objected to "Parking." facsimile My laundress' young son brings my in northern France. It was the rainy breakfast is on time but do tltey get laundry home In his little wagon, season, and our clothes were always thanked for it? 1 "Not a bit of It. I've heard people writes a correspondent. The other damp. One morning a big Irishman, Will j hobas he from water he his his the had say, little sister thumped baby evening along, and left her sitting in the wag- nails, said In a lmsky voice: "If a guy '"Oh, I could have killed that old on while he brought the basket in the don't get pneumonia here there Is alarm clock this morning. I was havhouse. something the matter with his lungs!" ing a nice sleep and it didn't care, In The baby started to cry and I said : the least' Everybody's Magazine. "What's the matter with her?" "Now, the alarm clock was doing its You "Oh, she wants to come with me; Infallible Sign. duty. It was seeing that whoever was Exact Copy of Wrapper. CKNTAUR TH COMPANY, NEW VOKK CITY. she never does stand for being In room wasn't with late. That it the "There goes another married man!" So I feel a parked," he replied. said a girl in charge of a candy coun- was most important ter. friendly feeling for the alarm clock "How do you know?" asked the cash- for I have been abused, too. "Roughing It." Hostess Now, "But I could stand all that if only everybody, you'll ier. Imve to drink your champagne out of "He used to buy a three-poun- d box I could still be the king of the barn Now that motors have come Burgundy glasses, and the caviar of candy twice a week, nd now he yard. hasn't come, but I know you don't buys a once n month." along the motor horn is treating us mind roughing it. Life. all as slaves, making us rush this way and that, from one side of the Find Coal in Argentina. Noncommittal. Coal deposits have been discovered road to the other. I am against all "How are they selling things in that in the Andean foothills of Argentina. things modern. I'm for the good old toazar?" Consular Report- days when a crowing rooster was "Oh, at a fair price." thought to be a creature worth while. "It may be all right for Miss Fidgety Always cut the deck after the bird Friendship Is a good deal like your who is always telling the world how Fashionable Hen to live In these modern days, but- - they are sad days for tin credit. The less used the better it is. honest he is. rooster." "What are you crowing about, old &s V- .'!?j Red Crown?" asked Nick. "Yes, you have a lot to say for yourself," said Nancy. "I'm dreading the summer and the automobiles," said Red Crown. "But the summer has just past," said Nancy, "you shouldn't be so upset, and you do seem upset about something. I guess I'll give you an extra handful of grain." "I'm dreading next summer," said Red Crown! "but I feel a little better now. I've two good friends in a good old barnyard, after all. Maybe the automobile will go out of date and AU-Americ- an the motor birds of the air, the airplanes will take their places. Then they'll toot their horns for creatures to get off the clouds and the good old roosters of the barnyard will rule as they used to rule. In that case I'm for the days to come. "But I do dreed next summer, for this last one has been a hard, hard OOD one," he ended. HI." Pint-barn- -- P91 M An nurse. m ! al it DOAN'SDJJT FOSTER-MILBUR- tor-Cur- es 38-19- 19. m Age-lleral- Children Cry For good-nature- d, OLD. AGE STARTS WITH YOUR KIDNEYS ij i tit i old-tim- lj 0rui What is CASTQRIA one-hal- I GENUINE !??! 'Loi, CASTORIA ALWAYS the In Use For Over 30 Yeats Have Always Bought The Kind half-poun- rfi'mr At the Beginning' and the End of the Day There's health and comfort in the truly table beverage The Original ostum Cereal Bid your coffee troubles by joining the great army who now drink Postum instead of coffee. good-by- e Two sizes, usually sold at 15c and 25c. Everywhere at Grocers. IDEA! Open your Sunflower Philosopher. do any good to hurry unless you have something to do when you get there. Topeka Capital. Lu cky Strike package this way tear off part of the top only. Protects the Lucky Strike cigarette a cigarette made of that delicious real Bur-le- y tobacco. It's toasted. It doesn't Mary Still Lives. Mary was the star Junior Red Cross pupil ' in her school In a city. She held the record for Junior Red Cross work, and aspired to hold the record as a Banneret Knight in the health crusade. One morning recently Mary saw her teacher on the street and, running up to her, said : "Good morning, teacher," and In a great hurry, as If fearing she might forget, added: "Ohl Miss Bow, I've taken my tea breaths and I'm 6tUl breathing." mid-weste- 07 if Guaranteed by u . srwusriea o (a |