Show S TR A N G E R IN VV LUOK LUCIC r HIS BREAKFAST I 1 AID OUT AND CAB it READINESS new now yorker tells how for one fine day he wae was the victim of a hardworking hoodoo his HI well Wel MaId plan plans came to nothing A new now yolk roan man lit usually able to uke take caro care of himself but I 1 am hero here to tell you that cow now and unit then the best of us get bunched obrn hai vc got off broadway Bro adwa kald sald a number of the theatrical trust tho the oth other r day I 1 got it good in a connecticut town that is as quid quiet 09 thu the a a new reform er or he continued my was as to quit the own on about 7 a TO rn to inako quick connections I 1 had hao a conference the night before with the negro waiter walter I 1 nave gave him aa an extra dollar to hazy my break fast on an the bablo at G aad and to have a cab at the loor door fo P that I 1 could scoot from the tb biblo to t the uba tion 1 I got to 11 1 dining acorn on I 1 saw as u suc im I 1 entered that un an other gucht w to P houra bcd dently ont rt 1 aar a 11 ito ilo had a layout if it hot things which alil id credit to his gastronomic basta lie yaa ram putting away the arlous ar loii la in a way that made matte mo me ro rl tor for being so strenuous 1 I balled UP II 11 atad hi ad waiter and in quiren for wy garcon my i as an to be on the cloth N vohen hen I 1 came down donn HP lie aid lie 0 o knew noth ing 1 about any rr laus I 1 ordered him to get got what I 1 haa ha or dorcil dered the night before and to do it quickly lie ile departed ui cd and anti I 1 put in the otra extra time by using tuy be beil at branda brands of language on the uncertainty of waiters in email small town towns my vis avis was eating with a complacency und and it n relish that was maddening maddea ing after I 1 had exhausted 40 my wrath he lie said no he never had adv such trouble that bo he usually took what was as eel set before him hini and said nothing then he anu aehl hia his napkin k sot got up wallett leis r y to the conn coun ter er lighted a clear elgar and passed out 1 I 1 looked at watch and saw thai that 4 1 I had not time to n alt for breal fast As I 1 went out I 1 met my waltar lie ile ihli ered when I 1 went nt at him I 1 demanded to know why my order had not been nerved ho H sap pealed to in the he headwaiter th confer conference enco was wa brief yon you mail must kill nu mi dead dir aint no udder way ay out oil ob dia dis per di cament I 1 put your breakfast hrnak fast on do and tat genth mau ait dat vou j as sl met come in and lapped it up de do head headwaiter walter wim wits ebo sho it dat tint mane recal the farto force to acim bc cimo im la larain minnus oua I 1 had mt sat and anti a man oat cat ray my in bt elfast sl alf fast aBt and anti had made no protest JA II 11 waa was on me cry bc he vy turning to the darky I 1 asked alm im ilm if my cab was readi tead he lie want tho the door and ana returned an it he wan w haunted 1 I beclar los lose ft of dat tint man aint tuck your cab too and got cipan clean away strike ino dead there was rm u other cab in the town and I 1 iti osseo my ray train new york press |