Show A baso bit hit in timo time often eaves saves a nine the tho trials of the shamrocks are at an end now their trouble troubles will bebin begin A place for everything and everything in it la in a good description of some closet closets the newspapers papers of philadelphia are having a tine fine game of ping pong with tint new now libel law perhaps russia Is simply moving her troop in and cut of new cawa chwang na to give them exercise no man can claim to be the lord of creation so long as a girl bosses his telephone connections if the laundry strike continued much longer chicago will be the unwashed aa as well as abo mindy city president diaz la to seventy three but thero Is no talk in mexico to tho effect that ho he la to tuo too old for election reelection re mayor ames of Minnea minneapolis polls will spend alx six yearn years in gripon at hard labor sooner or later the fiddler has to bo be paid dob bob burdt tto says that club women mako make tho the best beat wives and incidentally that Is a neat compliment to mrs burdette k now nov following Jol lowing the example of vermont haa has gone wet but maine still dry Is suffering from forest fires when we try to pay colombia for tho canal strip wo we may hava a lot of tru trouble tible in finding out who Is the government shamrock III Is said to be a perfect wonder will someone please drive a few more spikes through iho the bottom of that cup there thero la Is no law to prevent a catiz citizen e n from asking for an injunction but there is also no law compelling a jungli to issue suli a writ you think to look around you that tl if tle a e national dressmakers association ocia tion declared this spring that tho the shirt hirt waist must gp think how easily mr rockefeller could buy up tip all tho the radium in the world and raise the arico of it if it ho he weri not a good man inan this Is tho the late me of course to be gin sounding the annual warning against tho fourth of july toy pistol and giant firecracker but what is the us that eastern capitalists offer of nt for a model servant girl Is about as safo a bluff as 18 mr rockiefel lers offer ut of the same aum sum for a new stomach russia and japan are continuing their preparations for war just as if mr carnegie Carn eglo going to invest millions of dollars in a peace palace at tho hague P D armours grandsons must give up on an inheritance tax that would mako maho most of us feel pretty bad but we could stand it it we had inheritance tho the statue to bo be erected in paris to the memory of emile zola will represent him it anding in an attitude of vehement will tho the inscription b bu Jac J cusel the doctora keep on telling tho american Ani arcan people that they live altogether too fast just as it the medical profession t make a lot of money out of this unwise rapidity now a w oman moman Is hiting her husband for divarco and anti charging that a science healer haa has broken up tip hor home the charge must fall flat as there Is no such thing as home rome is mat ter william E watt principal of a chicago grammar school declares s shakespeare to bo a I 1 cheap punster which proves incidentally that there are forms of humor orso thau than punning if that injunction issued in omaha restraining rest ruining a woman from talking could be put up in small packages pac kagee for the trade how bow many men would mould bo be tempted to take a fow few homo home to the loved ones As soon as the russian authorities can spare the time after counting up tho the victims in southern ressia they can proceed with the good work of demanding in that the sultan put a atop stop to tho in Mace macedonia donla |