Show a aa THE JE SU OR OF LIFE PUT up IN SMALL PACKAGE PACKAGER aing a of the hunting seaon season little circum stane chronicled that at cheered up unfortunate man in the smart set 01 add adding ing insult to injury she ie bad had juit just banded handed him tho the frosty 0 tt but h he e was game to the last adle it t YU u a are re ever in trouble he d do not hesitate to lift up your ice e and you will find me johnny ae the spot 1 i 1 in trouble now answered the r a n refrigerator with a sigh long re TV out ad and beh behold olal t exclaimed the IBS youth I 1 am here 1 yes she bald said the trouble ill HIS cae case not so bad after all ab a it its a sad old world sighed nan man who had been cheated out of yes assented his neighbor one 4 my ay iy horses got his head fast in the ack k last eight right and broke bis his neck 13 offered for him less than anth ego ago ahw I 1 too bad looka looks as ugh it was gotal to brighten up t it and he went ou his way kitling cheerfully might be she bumps nat tat man is I 1 a phrenologist pat rat A I 1 what I 1 asked pat puzzled A phrenologist in an ure sure that why a man that can tell by feel the bumps on your head what d 1 of a man you are abts on my head ia it ex ned med pat then I 1 thick it uld id give gite him more of an idea what d lot of a woman me wife Is I 1 not in any ruh rush firing swing low sweet charlott char loti ex ned med deacon Dark leigh swing I 1 I 1 swing raught straight in angst us en n pick us up we t t lookin j tek us off we ih ah dreadin amin dat yo comin at all alit ig ag low en swing owing fasti W 1 on dah brothed Dark leigh led elder snowball hol on dah da h doan doat vanno wan no business oat dis 31 yah sweet charlotie char loti conflict of opinion that what a bright looking baby I 1 corn com abed led the male caller 0 o you think so 7 asked the proud tr r you know everybody says it s lut just like me tell well you believe what I 1 tell you yau mat replied the caller soothing tre ne others are jealous a the matter with thein them out of sorts ste here said the couccI ted BB 9 stump speaker tp you promised A my speech in full and you eat given more than halt half of it ea replied the editor of the it V paper but I 1 promise to the extra fonts of capital ie ig fand wed need sorry he spoke atle girl please sir air mamma ta t a pool of red silk ruty shopkeeper l why i have sense enough to tell the e exact thade shade of red 2 ittle t gial she did sir she said it t the color of your you nose hunting note b b k 0 A t coon season is now on A sure re winner er YOU think tanu ng there is any prospect 11 flying mac hInce that useful to 0 answered the f cronant all s which Is to make to have to do Is to get t go pay for the privilege of see e I 1 L shade ahead d belleve ula ei lu on I 1 10 gho ahot I 1 b have ln in 1 i I 1 have my 7 life the never best seen of r me any YOU thoughtful have you any more dung duns inquired f tae the sultan of turkey turro IL few ansu answered ered 4 he 9 court caal well ell let iao tao have them 1 I hope your majesty la is not goalz to allow yourself to be perso nall worried we aried by these importunate not at all the pearl ot of the harem wants them she Is making an auto graph collection brought him to time mary george I 1 have heard you spoken of frequently as a successful business man george 1 I am that aby mary well considering the fact that you have been visiting me for three years I 1 think you should main tain your reputation and talk busl bust ness ho ile maintained his reputation I 1 his HI sympathetic feeling the days aro are growing shorter re marked SImpIe Simple muss they have my sympathy sm pathy remark od ed the guy 1 I have the best of them how so go 1 I cant be any shorter than I 1 am now why so 80 cruel N 16 A it ya as I 1 love music but strange to say I 1 cant carry a single air in my head she it la Is strange theres room enough for a whole opera the easier way ive be ben an two trying to coax my husband to give me 50 to buy a new dress complained mrs gazzani to mrs fiffles les 1 I never do that v what do you do 1 I have my new dress charged and leave my husband to fight it out with the collector harpers bazar no wonder doro doris yes she was furious about abo ut the way in which that paper reported her marriage helen did it allude to her ag agg doris indirectly it stated that misa bites olde olds and mr yale were mar ried the latter being a well known collector of antiquities case was hopeless but he comes from one of the best families urged the mother oh yen ye I 1 know she said wearily but he be induced to return and then he be parent barent knew it was of no further use trying to arrange the match troubles still ahead well said the lady who was en deavo ring to give the widow consola tion on the way home from the cemetery the worst Is iq over now im afraid not 4 the at af flirted one the lawyer says theres a 4 bad flaw in one of the insurance poll cles condensed side show man see here your paper said tho biggest snake in my state fair show was twenty feet lorg hen then its really thirty one feet editor sorry but we were crowded for space yesterday yeste rdby and had to cut everything down indianapolis news N e wit in the smart set 1 1 I understand the old phrase about marrying and giving in marriage Is now considered obsolete in swell set how have they changed it why they speak of marrying and buying in marriage gloveless Glo veles preliminaries dinwiddle the governor of kentucky tucky is trying to stop a prize light scheduled for that state van braam yes the kentucky au thor ittes lee will erd er deavor cavor to handle the glove contest without gloves what did she mean mr dearone francyl I 1 put my hat on that wet towel I 1 wonder on what ridiculous thing I 1 shall place it next mrs dearone on your head I 1 suppose love might be worse mrs parvenu and then the whole awful story got into the papers mrs afro Been there oh well matters might be still worse it mient have been dramatized judge third generation gen r aaion of lawyer lawyers lora I orl coleridge K 0 represents the third generation of a notable fam lly fly of lawyers ilia pi a father was lord chief justice and lua ha gran lather atao also sat up n the benet tho the present lord coleridge was as member of the atter cliffe division from 1855 to 1894 when the death of he father cor him to take his seat in the upper apper house it did not prevent him from practicing at the bar nor has the society of pers affected bis his radicalism he lie la Is a strenuous humanitarian which Is a characteristic of the Coler coleridge dge family nas a the right spirit A rn man in pennsylvania Penn sylvana whose whoso left band hand was caught in a thrashing ma chine the other day saved savel himself from death by throwing his right arm around a projection and holding on while the machine tore the other arm off at the shoulder it he survives the injury ary that good right arm will manage to make muke a living for him somehow almit A amit sullivan sullivans portrait the portrait of the lato late sir arthur sullivan painted by sir J E R A which was bequeathed to the national portrait gallery has been received by the trustees who in this special instance decided to suspend their usual rule as to tho the expiration of ten years from the date of the decease use for ugly women when a chinese girl gets married her attendants are always the oldest and ugliest women to be found in the neighborhood who are paid to act as foils to her beauty it la Is said that some exceptionally ugly old women mako make their living by acting as atonal attendants at weddings marvelous Marv elou work of art in the treasure room the mahara jah of baroda Is stored a piece of woven oven work which cost lOO OOOO it Is only ten by six feet in size but it Is woven from strings of pure pearls with a center and corner circles of diamonds it took three years to make it not the whole truth at a hotel in niagara an embryo poet wrote in a conspicuous place some verses derogatory of the beauties of the falls and s ia n ed the effort with the initials A S A lover of beauty saw the verses and udden beneath two thirds of the truth getting even suppose its wo largely a personal affair but it somehow seem quite the thing for a poet when bis his wife has just secured a divorce from him to unwind a fea banks ot 0 verso verse and entitle them item the isles of quiet protecting theater goer goers the police department of athens greece has forwarded a circular to the managers of all local theaters dl dt reeling them to announce in their programs whether their plays are such as laded can properly attend number of ante ants in next A parisian scientist estimates that the numbe cumbe of ants in a nest varies from to these figures are the result of a careful in tion and he declares actual counting of several ordinary nests motor car cars alleca style according to moto car illustrated the omnibus deposed the crinoline the bicycle the bustle annd now the motor car will lop the tre arati thus does convenience shape the dress of fashion disappointed appointed DIc jaspar what are you so annoyed about mrs jaspar I 1 expected a days rest and get it this Is the cooks day out and she insisted on staying at home luge may have campa alies fate the cathedral at clot rothenburg henburg the swedish velce velice which threatens to share the fate of the campanile Is only a hundred years old it burned down in 1721 and again in 1802 large irrigation lakes the area of the new irrigation lako lake in eget la Is square miles there Is in prospect a dam across tho missouri river which will make a lake just double that size poorly paid italian labor in the silk factories of italy the usual work hours are from four in the morning till eight at and the wages 10 cents a eav a introduction of the cigarette lawrence oliphant Oll the author and tm traveler veler la Is eald to have first intro deuced the cigarette into england about thi the year 1844 18 mail malls of atlantic binem A full mall mail carri frd by a big allan atlan tie lie liner average averages 11 letters Aters and sacks of newspapers V TW 17 put clame clamis placa on the line ilae of an kostera Is a glue factory A woman who is obliged to pass this place frequently frequent lr always carries with her a bottle ol 01 of lavender salts ono one morning a farmer tool took the seat opposite her As the train neared the factory the woman oman opened her bottle of salts soon the whole hole carriaga carr laya was as filled with the horrible odor of ot tha the glue the old farmer stood it as long as bo he could then leaned comard tons ard and shouted A madain ladam would mind putting the cork in that ere bottle T genius and hard work genrl dAl has written a book full ot of anecdotes about frenchmen ot of genius their failures and success one thing they have all had in common a capacity for hard work he instances bourget Bourg ct who as a young man used to get up at 3 and ad work till 7 then ho he gave lessons all day dair long phil in the evening he wag was at his desk gain again writing till lato late at night wont a beg from mr Cor carnegie negle A heated discussion took place re ro centhy at a meeting of the dover doter england corporation over the apropo stylon to apply to andrew carnegie Carne fila for assir anee to establish a public library several of the members ob to begging cap in hand and their objection completely defeated the proposition propos itten rosebery Roe ebery suffers from insomnia according to tho the yorkshire observer lord rosebery Rosc bery Is to suffering from a recurrence of insomnia which caused him much trouble while bo he was pre pro roler ills friends are anxious and there Is some doubt whether he will be able to undertake his projected autumn political campaign A norwegian woman suffragist miss gina 01 krog has been called tho the susan D B anthony of norway the suffrage agitation which has been car ried on since 1884 has been pl planned ansted by miss krog who Is s a woman about 60 years of age of much culture and social nocial influence with a natural gift of leadership deales father time irelands vice chancellor the ill RL hon hedges eyre chatterton Cb atterton ago eighty three years has just got mar ried he lie has held his office pince 1867 and appears in a now wig evary time it Is reported that he be means to retire on the ground of old age ge motor cars carts in paris nearly motor moter cars care arc now in use in paris and the neighborhood of the cars having a register pol speed of over eighteen miles an hour aho number of licensed chauffeurs chauff eus s et at the beginning of the manth was 13 geo another myth exploded A recent german traveler in the caucasus auca aua reports that he be saw many some men but not ona of the beautiful women for which that region Is to famous although in tho the villages everybody turned out to see him A good legal decision A late legal dec decision sion Is to the ef lid that a it man who nights ind Is trying to sleep daytimes Is justified us tilled in throwing his boots at the COOT of a neighbor who disturbs him with her pane pans and kettles he never mever called again cassidy proudly como come now did iver see such a baby as before bc roro casey sure an 01 cant rem imber cassidy 01 boynt bin to a freak museum or a bolde show for years increase of Perl perjury itry noted the statement comes from N now 0 w J jersey that since the law require requiring n g witnesses to kiss the bible when taking an oath was r repealed pealed perjury baa ban in creased to a marked degree desree value of antiseptic treatment modern 1 antiseptic treatment Is credited with a lon iu fu mortality from large wounds in the american army to 0 o 8 per cent in the civil war it was 67 57 per cent innovation in berlin berlin has it ato pat P at st female barbers the wile and daughter of a IL hair dresser in bohemia hungary and there are aaby many wo women men barbers street car conductor Conduct ort feed F ced in some german cities it is custom ary to fee street cr conductors who are thus enabled to add from 4 t to 0 6 a month to their income wealth lot lost by abrasion Abr aIon u by ey mere waste caused by coins rub bing together the civilized worle worl loses 12 14 tons of gold and 88 tone tons of silver in a yar alaska ha has tallest mountain alaska has tho tallest mountain moua tain belonging to the united states the this Is ii mount lobrin feet hish hl h |