Show I This Week by ARTHUR BRISBANE What Have Women Done pone The Argentine M Method thod A Super Race Not Soon Laughing nt at Bandits Woman suffrage in this country was t ten n years old last week and Its opponents ask scornfully what have women done They have done many things and most important they have poll made poli poll poll- U ians- ians ask What do the women want 7 Women want what Is right and when they are not deceived conc concerning concern concern- concern concern- rn- rn Ing lug prohibition or of pacifism they are the most powerful and useful influence influence Influence in in- fluence In la politics They do things differently in other countries ou Here l lacking prosperity for the moment we are content to ask each other alter When do you think It will end 1 In Buenos Aires Alres ires they have lack of f. f prosperity and the Argentine I lent has his dwelling guarded by I reaps and bristling with m chine runs juns uns Imagine President Hoover hearing hearIng hearing hear hear- ing that a lot of men are out of work and ind Immediately ordering the Whitehouse WhiteHouse White House douse fortified with bombs cannon tc Alain Gerbault who has sailed around the h world In his thirty six foot Coot boat has found his mission He lie will wUl start a new new- colony i In n the South South- SouthSea Sea and in that tropical l Utopia carefully selecting native parents parents parents par par- he wi will l build up a super race of ot human beings To carry out his plan he be will have to II live some time Mother Nature wisely select selecting g and mixing natives of all kinds has been trying to build buildup up a super race on this earth for at least years and her su success suc sus cess thus far tar Is not particularly bril bril- It If he could Hv live long enough Mr Gerbault would be surprised to find tind that in ten thousand y years years ars he couldn't raise the frontal angle of his picked natives by as much w arc 1 per cent To fo make a real super per race he would have to straighten those foreheads up to the perpendicular That would I take talce at least OO years probably years If Il men with masks or handkerchiefs handkerchiefs handkerchiefs chiefs on their faces enter your house during an entertainment pointing painting and saying Stick k guns em up dont don't laugh and think that it Is a friendly Joke It usually is not a s Joke At a Cleveland party masked men 4 entered and guests tittered Uttered and laughed One Ohe guest Miller Wilkinson Wilkin Wilkin- son year old student at Princeton helped to drive out the Intruders threw one of ot them down and was f fatally tally wounded wound d by the brother of the theman theman man whom he had seized I IThe The murderer told fold the police pollee I I He was aft after r my brother I I A criminal develops an Ingenious I I plan t for r extorting money mon Following lithe the disappearance of ot a young girl the would would-be extortionist telegraphed the girls girl's father tather telling him to attach to the foot toot of a a carrier pigeon provided for tor the purpose and release the pigeon The pigeon could not betray the s. s And if It an airplane could follow ollow it without frightening the bird the airplane would surely warn the conspirators Police think the schemers know nothing about the girl and are merely merely mere mere- merely ly speculating on n her disappearance A true story from irom Atlantic City N N. J. J reminds you of ot Ulysses landing on the beach where a pretty princess and her young companions were playing playIng play play- Ing ball in costumes that would su sur surprise prise even our modern young ladles ladies In the place of ot one Ulysses three powerful sailors from Nova Scotia staggered through the surf to the shore after swimming eight hours to get help for tor those left In distress on their schooner the Francis D D. They said nothing about seeing any Nau- Nau but were grateful for hot drinks at tho the police pollee station A British h newspaper says that StalIn Stal Stab in boss of Russia expects trouble ending his power and nd has deposited In banks outside of ot Russia twenty million pounds about The statement probably Is not a ac ac- ac cut curate Few nien m men men-at en at the Hie p ever real r al ize that the they may fall tall didn't realize It or Danton or who killed Danton or Marat stabbed In his bathtub by a girl But the mention of ot pounds Is interesting and Stalin could easily send that much much out of ot Russia Where there is so much th there re will gra gradually come como conserva conserva- money I In New Yo York k Eugene van Chief CHef die die- covered the the truth in Kipling's idea that the tho female Is is more deadly than the the when male you select the wrong female Van Chief w was tas s fascinated l ted by a lady who nad b d kUl her husband with witha a knife admired her In court and almost married her afterwards Th They lived together having agreed to marry a little later The l lady dy kept hor her temperament and the knife The man worried could not make his mind to u up leave her murdered her and nd killed himself D on Mog kUlIl F tw mac Loc |