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Show sas b The Dragerton Tribune, Dragerton, Utah 10 Ftse ONCE H. I. f - Phillips Cold Chinaman LETTERS FOR DELIVERY Belly chilly this morning, belly chilly. ("Washington. Price controls don't devil the removed from clay pigeons, were Then, why you tuck in your shirt tail? bowling pins, waxed fruits and dinosaur skeletons used exclusive- Darn Clever, These Chinese (Chinese dialect) Me losie baby. You findee baby? No, we didnt find a baby. Whats your babys name? Little-babs nahic Jong. y Well, well let you know if we find little Jong. (Bystander) I wonder who she ly for educational News item.) purposes." Dear OPS: I wish to protest your latest ruling removing controls from clay pigeons, bowling plns7 waxed fruits and dinosaur skeletons. I am sure you acted without due consideration of the consumers. Do you know is? what this means? The cost of clay Oh, thats little Jongs mother pigeons will shoot up at once, makMah-Joning it harder and harder for a family to keep a supply in the house. Good EnufT I guess you are not aware that there She: So! Drunk again! are millions of Americans who He: Yeah and thish time 1 have not been able to afford a good had a speshial reason for gettin for months. I used my clay pigeon drunk. one a last year ago and cannot afShe: Yeah? And what was the ford another. In fact, I am using special reason? . He: Whash the difference as substitutes like old tin cans and glass balls. long as it sherved the purpose? 1 will bet you that Russia has Caught Cold the clay pigeon situation well In I had a bad cough. I went to hand and is keeping them witha party where they had some in reach of the people. It la the draught beer and 1 sat in the draft yonr decontrol of dinosaur skeltoo long. etons that disturbs me most, however. If yon had checked Think This Over carefully you would know they Ireland must not be Heaven, for are already hard to get. Very our traffic cops come from there. few stores have them In stock. Yon have to bid high to obtain Quick Thinking one Yes, I know you are deconShow me wan Irishman and IlL trolling only dinosaur jikeletons show you a fool. used for educational purIm an Irishman! bat this means nothposes, Er-r- -r, that is Im the fool! ing to a skeleton shopper. I tried Eileen O'Farrell, Irish Colleen, To Be St Patrick's Day Soloist By INEZ GEROARD Eileen Ofarrell for the is the per- Telephone Hour on St. Patricks Day, so she is being announced way ahead of time. This broadcast will be a special event, broadcast from Carnegie Hall, where she scored a brilliant success with her recital in 1950. The daughter of frish parents formerly billed in vaudeville as The Singing OFarrells, she has fulfilled Ready for Anything or general utility purposes, but What is the idea of standing the dealer said everything he there with a straw hat on your had was the educational type. head, an umbrella in your hand, He skeleton that a fur coat on your arm, and wear was had one dinosaur use of no except as obviously ing a bathing suit? a hatrack or doorstop; but he would No matter what the weather not listen to my argument that Ill be prepared. there was still an OPS celling on Poor Aim It takesh me an hour or sho to get to shleep when I go home drunk. Thash funny. 1 alwaysh fall ashleep ash soon ash I hit the bed. Sho do T. My trouble ish in hitting the bed. brighter teeth in just one week Amazing results proved by Independent scientific test. For cleaner teeth, for a brighter smile ... try Calox yourself 1 How can you justify removing controls from bowling pins at this crucial period when our people are harassed by economic worries and need to go to a bowling alley to get away from it all? Dont you know the next demand will be to have ceilings removed from bowling balls, pool cues and canasta sets? In concluding let me say that your action on waxed fruits Is really a heart-breake-r. The wife and I on waxed fruit situaour checked tion only last week. Do you know what? We are down to three waxed pears, six" glass grapes and a waxed persimmon. (We were pretty hungry and ate two of the pears and four glass grapes, assuming we could go out and buy some more reasonably. And now you go and decontrol them, permitting the dealer to up the price to the sky!) I am bewildered and annoyed. If there was one thing I thought Mike Dt Salle would not put beyond my reach it was waxed fruit. Hoping it is all a mistake, I am Sincerely yours, i VANISHING AMERICANISMS product of Dont make that drink MCKESSON BOBBINS Hi bartender. too strong, By DOROTHY BARCLAY .s r " the coming of warmer weather, ' ''; , s ? 'v' -'v T - iv V f - v ' .i . EILEEN OFARRELL their dreams by becoming one of our outstanding dramatic sopranos. But she Is not one of our temperamental prima donnas; she refuses to be glamorized, and will let nothing interfere with her home life with her husband, Robert Reagan, and her son, Robert Reagan, Jr. The size of the audience reached by Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis on television was proved by the result of an appeal for funds to support research in muscular dystrophy, which they made recently. The appeal brought in more than 7,000 There were scores of responses. letters from dystrophic victims who never knew there was a Muscular Dystrophy association, despite wide publicity. Fred Heider, producer of The Paul Whiteman Revue, received a congratulatory telegram after a recent broadcast. It came from an in ' Hollywood, Gordon MacRae; they shared a locker when they were page boys at NBC. old friend Brigadoon Is to be filmed at last by M.O.M., with exterior scenes filmed In Scotland, as they should be. This lovely musical was not as satisfactory as it should have been on the stage, though It had a long run. It is perfect for pictures. The authors, Alan Jay Lerner and Frederick Loewe, win do the screen play and score, and Gene Kelly wiU have a leading role. Richard Beedle, William Holdens brother, will make his movie debut in Paramounts Stalag 17. Its his first attempt at acting. He has been working in a laboratory owned by his father, before that, operated a flying school. ODDS AND ENDS . . . Hedy Lamarr, who said shed quit pictures for good, now says shed like to make some in Europe . . . Tonight We Sing, a 20th Century-Fo- x production, will give music lovers a, nylon, cotton and many new fabric alloys, loom large and plentiful on the horizon. So youll have lots to choose from at your store, for that spring furbishing of self, family and home. The big cotton crop of 1951 assures you of plenty for your clothing needs, at much the same price as 6f yore, in spite of rising wages, taxes and transportation costs. The rayon and nylon story is still brighter. from yesteryear, A large carry-ove- r when many of you werent buying, plus a large influx of new fibers, and combinations of new and old, make your shopping easy and worthwhile. Just watch for those sales at your store and have fun. So important has rayon become, that soon you will be seeing a mysterious label on both the ready-to-weand yard goods at your store. That large AS (American Standard) is a guide to the best buy for your money, for durability, and perfect suitability to the purpose. And that AS guarantee is due to appear on all garments and fabrics that contain 50 per cent or more rayon. No longer will you be buying by look, feel and hope. No longer will you be let down when a favorite garment wears out before you tire of it. The AS label Is awarded only to rayons that fill this new set of requirements. It guarantees good wear under normal use. Rayon, as you know, is not just one fabric, but a big family of fabrics with different characteristics When you spy a rayon dress at your store, and see the AS label, you are assure J that it will hold up well under all the wear conditions to which it would normally be subjected. For the fabric was originally made up, tested and guaranteed for that specific dress. The same theory applies to the yard goods spread so temptingly on your store counters, too. With the AS label, youll know the performance standards it will meet, and sew it up into the type of thing for which it was tested, guaranteed and designated. And would you believe it, there are 51 different items coming under the banner of these new rayon standards. Your own wearing apparel, from suits and dresses and underthings to gloves; your mans shirts, ties, and suitings; and such household stuff as bedspreads, slipcovers and upholstery fabrics all these will have that stamp of approval, from AS, from your clerk, and from yourself. ar 448 IELICATE rose pink flowers, green leaves and stems are in instant use the permanent-dye- , transfers which require no embroidery the color is in the transfer itself! A delightful design to use on spring linens, house frocks, blouses, scarves! There are six blossoms; sprays; four blossoms and eight, four ch ch ch baby buds of ch all in the one transfer pattern. Send 25c (or the WILD ROSES In MULTICOLOR (Pattern No. 4481 com. plete transfer and laundering Instructions, YOUR NAME, ADDRESS. 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Dont tell us that the lady will take a cigarette test explaining the value of a filter. ; CORNER WITH a? treat, with the famous pianist, Arthur Rubinstein, playing himself in a cast that includes Ezio Pinza and Jan Peerce . . v Dayton Lummis, a veteran of the Broadway stage, Elmer. will portray the late Graham P.S. I trust there Is nothing In the radio broadcaster, in the rumor you are going to remove Alexander, the Big Leaguer it is ceilings on decoy ducks, iron deer, plastic flowers and elk teeth. '' '' that model. Your action may cost the Democrats the election. There Is a big dinosaur skeleton vote in this country and it will go to th Republicans. (I hear that Taft, Stas-se- n and Kefauvar have already come out for dinosaur control and that Ike Eisenhower will soon announce a stand for maintaining ceilings on prehistoric men, Egyptian mummies and fossilized fish.) 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