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Show PAGE THREE THE DRAGERTON TRIBUNE, DRAGERTON, UTAH Tuesday, March 14, 1950 gpmnigJMmF JOE BROADWAY AND MAIN STREET MAHONEY What to Seal in Cornerstone? Gold Piece, Balloon, By BILLY ROSE- G-Stri- 1HAVE ng - bind legs and sound off on anything from the price of asparagus to the plight of the Zunl Indians. And if what's happening in Europe or Asia Is the shape of things to come. It will undoubtedly Interest our descendants to know that there once wai a time when a legally elected representative could ahoot off his face without being shot an hour later. i. A $20 GOLD PIECE. At the rate we're going, by 2050 a pound ourselves. And a copy of the Kinsey of butter may be Report to show the kinds of answers worth more than we are getting. a pound of print8. A TOT BALLOON filled with ed money, and hydrogen to prove that this destructherea no telling tive gas was once used in the pubhow much the lic Interest. OF CWA WESLEYAN. A PUNT I YARD FOR A TJX.' ARSONS COLLEGE BOOTED FROM BEHIND TVeiR GOAL, THE BALL WENT ALMOST STRAIGHT UP AND MOXLEY SNAGGED IT AND SCORED! MOXLEY RETURNED lucky finder may be able to buy with 20 bucks worth of the yellow stuff. 5. A CHECK, PAT com- plete with stub showing all tax deductions. It's my hunch that It will amaze the folks of the future to realize that back In 1950 a guy did SPORT LIGHT- have a few bucks left after the government was through with him. 4. A COPT of the New York classified telephone directory to show how enterprising 8,000,000 peoused to be when their enterple By GRANTLAND RICE- prise was really free and frolicsome. is needed to win. There Isnt SAMUEL JACKSON SNEAD was msd a length of 5. A around Hot any question hot that the golf cord used in a lynching two exof today Is the hottest ever Spring!, Va., some 20 years ago. amples of what tho 20tb Century He was a caddie who could break played. But that doesnt mean was capable of doing when given Jones and Hagen and others 70. The late Hal couldnt have matched this enough rope. who knew Suna, same clip, or surpassed U. 6. A PHONOGRAPH record of how to win a bet, Gene Saraxen, the only member "Mule Train, with Frankie Lalnea had Snead for his of the old school to hang on, caddie in those whip alongside It The song wont has certainly matched It on make much sense, but Ill bet a days. Sam toted the numerous occasions after passgolf bag barefooted. cup of uranium Itll whistle better ing 15. Hal would say to than the Concertos to Collectivist some opponent Sammy Snead Isnt one of the Agrarianism which future Shostakowho cOuld break kids. He isnt a new arrival. He was viches will compose. 80, "Ill bet you so peeling the hide off par 20 years 7. A COPT of James Thurbera GranUand Rice much my caddie ago. And hea still the best w "la Sex NecessaryT to chow the can beat you. have, especially with Ben Hogan kinds of questions we are asking Hals opponent would take a look at unable to meet the killing P.G-A- . barefoot Sam, then around 15 or tournament achedule. 18 years old, and bet plenty. Whereupon young Sam would turn In a 69 Fifty-Ye- Sammy Snead Is Gallery Favorite -- r year of 1950 la many, many years later. Sammy 8nead la now practically Bat there la still a grin on his lips, a twinkle In his eye and close companion-hi- p with his galleries. He le a good actor and a real comedian. He la a friendly guy yon cant help bat like. Above all, he baa the finest swing In golf today. Many who know will tell yon he has the finest awing of all time. Including Bobby Jones and Harry Vardon. Sammy carries big galleries because he stirs up their admiration by his brilliant play from tee to green and then calls on their sympathy by often blowing two and three-foo- t putts to prove he is strictly human. On the days when be is putting well he has no one dose. He Is the only golfer I know who ctn putt raggedly and still keep close to the top. Snead led the field in earnings and scoring through 1949. He Is on bis way to do the same In 1950. Counting his share in the big money tournaments in California, Arizona and the recent Texas Open, Samuel Jackson had a winning total of $7,558 so far for 1950. This is a lead f $3,000 over second-plac- e Jimmy Demaret. Snead is slowly wending bis way to Florida and more tournaments. "1 generally dont get along until I reach Florida, he told me. "The puttin miseries keep me back until then. This time Ive started earlier. Maybe Ill Snead hat ran flop quicker. 2 In most of his starts to dste. This Is terrific pace against golfers shooting 63s and 65s, not an uncommon experience ever these western conrses. It takes 10 under par to get In the money, and 15 or 16 under par bald-heade- d. fcv Most of the ar of Thi Cast of Blaekwtll I that pain cease patiently PRINT by Picasso. This cul1 tural left-ovand comes may amuse our 21st late, slowly J'fyt Though peace century friends, and if it doesnt It I If. And that there will drift down to sleepless eyes tV .j will at least teach them that there once were countries where even a W 'A Loft sleep at laft, if I wait Communist could paint as he S why should I worry and fret and cry, if pleased. f, ). 10. A COVER of Time magazine Knowing these things pass by the one with the picture of Mark III, the electronic computing maGRACE NOLL CROWE chine developed at Harvard. Also the accompanying article suggesting, on the basis of Prof. Norbert Wieners new science of cybernetics, that the world may eventually be ruled by this machines offspring, since the machines brains are getting larger and larger while mans brains are getting smaller and smaller. It will probably s of 2050 to startle the learn that there was a time when In a copy of the song hit, "Dut 1 certain that the curtain is on the people were only thinking of the Can Dream, Cant I?" model that bit of cloth which machines taking over. it makes possible for onat to vote 12. An architects model of a without a cop peeking over hit U. A SNAPSHOT of the immivoting booth. And with it, inshoulder. This little curtain, I susgration buildings on Ellis Island. structions on how yon can pull a Generations hence, people may be pect, Is darn near the most Important piece of equipment we have In lever and vote a sir eight ticket, curious to know what the Island 1950, and judging from whats hapwas used for, because by then It will or flip off any candidate yon to it elsewhere in the world, pening probably be a launching platform don't like and flip on the one yon it may be aa rare as the dodo by for robot missiles, and similar favor for a particular office. the time another cybernetic cen; Next to the snapshot, an Fd take it kindly if the man lay- tury rolls around. glossy of the new U. N. building on First avenue, wrapped ing the cornerstone were to make ing. , acenarioa. You've got to be crazy to get by in good 3Minutt Are we going Sally asked. to live In Hollywood? "Naturally. Thats where movies are made. Sally was young and never had liked the Idea of settling down too early In life. Besides, the idea of living in Hollywood was thrilling. They had a little money saved up, which was lucky, because after living three months in the cinema city they hadn't made a dime. Aaron had written four scripts, which had almost sold. Almost. That one word had become the bane of their existence. It was the one word In Hollywood that drove people crazier than they were at the no-hitt- f m AtiWk cellar-dweller- knick-knack- pro-191- 0 MISCELLANEOUS Rail Developed Ovcraitht Service 8 Hich Gloss Prlnta. ail size 26c. HFPRINTS. 3c each. TOX 8TVP1Q8. Billings. Montana, N.w Subscribers! HEADER'S D1GF ST tor SI. month, DARWIN CROSSMAN AGENCT I Bllllnu. Montana, PERSONAL PERFUMES merchandize. from liquidated pull unco bottles. Bracelet. Confo, each 93c. Also Chanel 0, Shalfmar, Christmas Night, Shocking, White Shoulder fragrances, 84 each, (Regular 822 501. Prices include tax Money back guarantee. 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But your finger Isnt seriously have plenty of dough. The adjuster came eirly the next morning. They knew him to be an insurance man by the benign, ingratiating look on his face. Cut your finger? he asked. "And pretty badly, too," Aaron replied. He glanced at Sally. She was eyeing him severely. He knew she didnt approve of what he planned to do. "Howd it happen? Aaron gave a detailed account of the accident. Too bad. Bother you about working? AARON HESITATED. This was crucial moment. He could say the wound practically incapacitated him. He could make It ACROSS -- 1. Begone! FORTH. Store Asia Conjunction $0. Move about on foot 29. "But year finger Isnt seriously cat." now in the bands of Pacific coast studios, would, they felt, be re turned like all the others. Almost good enough would be the coma council of war. ment. They-he- ld As soon as Pacific Coast returned the story theyd have to quit and go home. , It gave them a sinking, frustrated feeling The day after the c.uncll of war, Aaron ent hie finger while typewriter ribbon examining In a nearby stationery store. , $250 to start "Why, 2. Room on - a ahip 12. Undivided S3. Dress 36. Remnants 17. A watered silk Assumed name 19. Let It stand (Print.) 40. Thrash 11. Bordering surface 12. River (Afr.) Sally exclaimed, "that'a almost $300. "Almost! yelled Aaron. "Dont mention that word again. Well take the job. Wow I Im almost crazy! Me, too, Sally agreed. 21 One of the Five Nations name (Am, Ind.) 9. Cover with 22. Exit cement etc. 4. Denary 5. Condition 24. Greek letter 10. Allowance 6. Seraglio 25. Noah's boat for weight 7. Voided 26. Tantalum 11. Bird escutcheon 12. Earnest (aym.) 8. Nobleman 30. Telegraphed money 11. Reawaken 31. Rugged (Scot) 14. Goddess of 13. Steamship mountain discord spur labbr.) 15. Manacle Pungent (Gr.) 17. Cuckoo 15. Guides vegetable 19. Public notice 33. Part of verb IS. Carting -to be 20. Music note vehicle 5. tion DEGREE strong, and perhaps collect $50. Sally was regarding him steadily. He didnt like the look In her eyes. It made him feel small and cheap. He shrugged. "No. I can work all right. It Isnt anything serloua. Lets forget It Their visitor looked relieved. "Good. I have a proposition to make. We didnt like year latest story especially. "Eh? said Aaron. Too farcical. But Jackson, he'a our story man. Sent me up here to ask if youd consider going to work for us. You see, we think you write pretty good dialogue. We need a dialogue writer. Aaron gulped. Then youre not I mean At what salary? Sally asked practically. "Well, Im authorized to offer ZZLE 18. Fish 19. Sayings 20. Digit 23. Justifying 27. Shield 28. Isthmus, SE LAY SAW BLADE FLAT FEED BLADE BACKAND uvirwi A A s. 17. Exclama-- - HACKSAW ANGLE TO WHEEL EDGE. 1 'FE&u-A-mn- rt to roosts with handy Cap Apply Black Leaf 40 Brush. Fumes rue, killing lice and feather mites, while chickens perch. One ounce 90 chickens. Directions on package. Ask for Black Leaf 40, the dependable , h IN. FROM WHEEL. ON RESTATES Ifli nam-a-atu- treats 60 feet of roosts r. BLADE. SET THE TOOL BY HOLDING BLADE ASSH0WN. f or she said, "Either that, youre crazy. Just cut "Correct," said Aaron. So what? Insurance companies write to to able be crazy enough One of baseball's leading trag edits is the case of Ewell Black well. There la some hope this sea son that the tragedy might b turned Into melodrama, similar t start the stones of Ben Hogan anc Two month passed and the JorCitation. dans bad almost made a pile of Three year ago, Blackwell wai money. The money that 'they had the best pitcher in baseball, bar laved was almost gone. They bering nobody at all. He pitched i gan to wonder about the future a with the Reds and twe little. or three days later pitched elgh' Another fortnight passed and innings of another Aaron and Sally decided they couldn't evade facta any longer. Almost selling something didnt buy bread. Aarons latest story. By Harold Arnett DISCARDED isn't ROOM FOR SAW FRAM will $25 REWARD to my of a cer of purchasevinUpo or other similar cart of tho raceaboui typo. Sin plex, National, etc. Write T. CARSTKlNS P. O. Box JtWH, Tacoma, Weak. of many usee. BY INEZ GERHARD Jordan bad a aweii Aaron writing advertising for a Chicago agency. The night be came home and told Sally, his wife, that he was going to quit because he wanted to write movie scenarios, she thought hed been drink- CAN BE TRUED WITH IN PLACE WHERE THERE learned have A ACCESS. Tekaem lyfndMts 6 Chaaded Halniat. WrRde Carysrafl A GRINDING WHEEL BE USED After many and many a year. TRUCKS AUTOS. Insecticide WHEEL DRESSER HACKSAW CAN white-feathere- 9. A FlU - llI BLADE STUHT d I have learned that Hope is the bird That sings all day on its Deft, That Fear is the crouching beaft that comes To tear the bird from its neft. t, ' I have learned to close the door on Fear DEPARTMENT or half cenleading athletes tury ratings have been quite sound. A few havent For example, as Ed Bar-roexpressed it Cobb should have been much closer to Ruth. At great as the Babe was, he wasnt quite as good as Cobb. Barrow in hie heart puts Hana Wagner ever both men ae the greatest ballplayer of all time. John ' McGraw backed him np. The main Idea being that a great Infielder has something on n great outfielder for usefulnese. Another error came In rating Walter Hagen ao far down. Hager won eleven national titles. Neithei Hogan nor Nelson nor Snead hai ever come close to this record. One trouble is that so many ol those voting never saw the Hager from 1914 through-1930- . Hagen with out any question had the finest tournament disposition of them all, with Ben Hogan second. Hagen wor five P.G.A. titles, four of them In s H row from 1924 through 1927. won 29 out of 30 consecutive matches in P.G.A. championships Lets see the name of anyone else who ever matched this. Hagen wot two U.S. and four British Openi against the finest golfers. HACKSAW of the CLASSIFIED Ratings ar a 70. This learned these things by the light child conning over his books, That the darkness outside of my window at night Is never as dark as it looks, And if I but run out and search, I can find ''$5 Some little light, fteady and kind. If anyone is going to lay a cornerstone in 1950, 1 would suggest he seal up the following items for the benefit of the folks in 2050. 1. A COPT of The Congressional Record. It will make dullish reading, I grant you, but it will prove that our legislators could get up on their STEWART OF THE DETROIT RED WINGS HAS HAD OVER 250 STITCHES IN HIS HOCKEY CAREER. tho Light of tho Years By LAST WEEK'S ANSWER DaHTHfil i. 8. Feminina 34. Hurl 35. Monkey (So. Am.) 36. Girl's name 38. Astern Ne. U "hotter than at th pistol moment, can hava just about anything he wants in Hollywood, but is ao experienced an actor and so wise a young man that be knows how to take only whats beat for him. Currently seen In Paramount i WENDELL COREY, STDJN? SORETOHE Liniment's Pad Action lleatng Givos Relief! Quick When faiifua. npoaun put lottery In atuada.t dona and back, rebere luck aymptoma etackly itk the bmiNM ipecxlly eieda (x tha purpose. Soretont UntmeM contains effective rubefa-de- nl tngradienta dial act like glowing warfnch from a heating pad. Helps attract iresh surface Mood supply. Soretona abafying Economy b relief la a dam by krelf. Fail, eenda. Mured or price refunded. 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Occurring occasionally When Cary Grant atarred at "Mr. Blendings, who built a bouse with such difficulty, be little knew that this year be would be one' of hla own. His bride, Betsy Drake, la letting him supervise everything. Including aha claims that all the ex perience be gained while making the picture qualifies him for this real job. i ttT)rcr A- - |