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Show Page 6 Billed as the circus Humar Ostrich because he could swallow glass, razor blades, bolts anc watches, the great man became suddenly ill, complaining of paini in the stomach.. , I swallowed t cow, he wailed, and its giving me a terrible stomach ache. Doctors examined him, ut could find nothing wrong, so the medicos decided upon a bit of trick surgery. They took the sufferer to the operating room, gave him a little ether, led a cow into the room, then woke him up. Youre well the declared Heres the cow we $ .is - , y - YOULL BE GLAD YOU DID! Youll be glad you took this piece of advice. This Christmas give the cigarette-smoker- s on your list cartons of Camels . . . and the and Prince Albert Smoking Tobacco. Youll be glad for two reasons: first, theyre gifts that are sure to please theyre by far the most popular cigarette and smoking tobacco in America. Second, theyre gifts that are so easy to give. Camels come in bright and cheery Christmas cartons this time of year, all ready to give. Theres a space right on the top where you just fill in your personal greeting. The big one - pound tin of Prince Albert (The National Joy Smoke) comes in a festive Christmas box and it, too, is all ready for Christmas giving, with a built-i- n Christmas card. Dont put it off. Go right to your dealer today while he still has plenty of these pipe-smoke- rs gifts far Americas most popular cigarette . . . and Prince Albert, Americas largest - selling smoking tobacco. money-savin- g . . . mild, flavorful Camels, by inl; bites out and the pleasures Adv. auvavs pops esfrca Mil s . !kiH te!ua y Its so easy to relieve coughs and stuffiness of colds in a hurry. . . this home-prove- d with 2 spoonfuls of way Vicks VapoRub in a vapor lzer or in a bowl of boiling water as directed in package. Just breathe in the steam! Every single breath carries VapoRubs soothing medications deep into throat.and large bronchial tubes. It medicates irritated mem- branes, helps restore normal breathing. For coughs or upper bronchial congestion theres Tiothing like using Vicks VapoRub in steam. For continued relief always rub It on throat, chest and back. 'xr-j- ) - v v- - ' 4 '! -- y r3' "N. ' S' 'I V': .. 'V v. Let your Kitchen say, Merry Christmas (See Recipes Below) roll-your-own- The 1 took out of Business as Usual Client: Could you direct me to the president of the company? Office manager: Yes sir. Follow the car tracks to the end of town, turn south off the first paved road and drive straight ahead. When you come to the golf course, ask. Theyre all out there. g, - t v 1 doctors. ? i .,ser v4 Fried Oysters Buttered Broccoli Mashed Potatoes Lettuce Wedges Blue Cheese Dressing Beverage Rolls Crusty Cookies Canned Peaches Cut the peel from oranges, then cut the peel with small cutters into star, tree or bell shapes. If you have no small cutters make a pasteboard pattern and cut around it. Place hese designs as well as any leftover strips into saucepan and cover with cold water. Bring to a boil and boil 5 minutes. Drain and repeat his 3 times to prevent bitterness. Drain water and then add brown sugar, 1 cup water and corn syrup. Boil gently, stirring constantly, until syrup is thick and almost absorbed by the peel Drain and roll peel in sugar or decorations. Pink Popcorn Balls I cup sugar Vi cup water 1 teaspoon vinegai 2 tablespoons light corn syrup Vi teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon butter 1 teaspoon red food coloring 6 cups popped corn Combine sugar, water, vinegar, corn syrup and salt. Cook to a very hard ball stage (265F.). Add butter and coloring. Pour over popped corn. Shape balls. Add sugar to Juice in saucepan Kitchen Gifts WHEN YOU SMPLY cant face and mix well. For a pink color, add few drops of red coloring. Place the ordeal of shopping among the crowds anymore, why not do your over high heat and bring to a boil, Christmas shopping right in your stirring constantly. At once stir in fruit pectin. Bring to a full, rolling own kitchen? boil and boil hard 1 minute, stirring Thoughtful skim gifts to fit al- constantly. Remove from heat, Cover into and glasses. pour quickly most anyone on at once with inch hot paraf- LYNN SAYS: jelly can be list your .made right in fin. Use these Short-Cuthe warm and cozy kitchen. Childreu adore Pinecot Jam (Makes 10 glasses) 1 pound dried apricots 2 No. 2 V cans broken pineapple slices will confec- tions that are tasty and color-an- d relatives will ful; neighbors and love your jellies; any bachelor will appreciate a box of cookies to nibble over his favorite book on a long winter evening. Containers for all these can be cheerful and full of Christmas spirit. Cover a cereal box of the cylindrical shape with gay wrapping paper and line with foil or waxed paper. This is excellent for cookies if you dont want to put them in tins. Jelly glasses can be tucked in small baskets, or even muffin tins and the whole wrapped in colorful cellophane, then tied with gay ribbons. Confections can be wrapped individually and then placed in clear plastic containers which can be used for freezer or refrigerator MENU Tartar Sauce LYNN CHAMBERS " ? your stomach. The human ostrich let go with an agonizing scream. Youre a bunch of fakers, he said. Thats a brown cow. The one I swallowed was purple! time-savin- Toole 1600 Lives Spare Yourself Extra Christmas Shopping By Spending A Little Time in the Kitchen v 12, 195 Titanic Tragedy HOUSEHOLD MEMOS Cant Fool Him again, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER The Dragerton Tribune, Dragerton, Utah Sugar Wash apricots and cut in pieces; soak overnight in syrup drained from pineapple. Dice pineapple and combine with apricots; measure and add Vt cup sugar for each cup of fruit and juice. Cook over low heat until thick and transparent. Seal in hot, sterile glasses. Christmas Star Cookies cookies) (Makes IK dozen K cup mixed, candied fruit K cup seedless raisins 2 tablespoons sugar 1 tablespoon water 1 tablespoon orange juice ch K cup shortening K cup brown sugar cup sifted flour use later. 1 teaspoon baking powder K teaspoon salt V cup water Here are several jellies which K teaspoon vanilla can be made from canned juices if 1 cup corn flakes not own shelves do your canning provide enough for gifts. Chop fruit and raisins into fine Grape-Grapefrpieces; mix with sugar, water and Jelly orange juice. Cook until a soft paste (Makes 7 glasses) is formed. IK cups grapefruit juice Blend together shortening and 114 cups bottled grape juice 3K cups sugar sugar. Sift flour, baking powder 1 box powdered fruit pectin and salt together and add alterSqueeze and strain juice from 2 nately with water and vanilla to medium-size- d grapefruit. Measure first mixture, then stir- - in finely crushed 1K corn cups juice into a large sauceChil. Add flakes. pan. grape thoroughly. Roll and mix dough thin on Heat juice flourec lightly over high heat. board. Cut with Add powdered star cutter. Put fruit pectin and small amount 0 stir until mix" filling in center ture "omes to a of Cover star each with another hard boil. Stir in with cookie star center cut out with sugar. Bring to a full, rolling boil and boil hard 1 minute, stirring a smaller star cutter. Bake on Remove from heat, greased baking sheet in a moderconstantly. skim and pour quickly into glasses ately hot (425F.) oven for 0 minutes. Paraffin at once. 1 uit Although icebergs occur out the year the greatest througl corner tration usually reaches the shir ping lanes from March throug June. The season occasionally ej tends from February through Au ust Greatest danger zone for steam ships ;is around latitude 42 degree 45 minutes north and longitude 4 degrees 52 minutes west, the ap proximate locale of the Titanic dis aster of 1912, when the shii rammed an icebergs invisibl! underwater shelf. The toll of live: in this north Atlantic disaster wa 1,600. Since the Titanic tragedy thi United States coast guards inter national ice patrol, its mainte nance shared by a dozen coun tries, locates icebergs and warm ships in or approaching the dang zone. Radar and loran are amoni the tools used by the patrol. P.G IIEP AT LAST For Yosr 00611 Crcomulsion relieves promptly because it goes right to the seat of the trouble to help loosen and expel germ laden phlegm and aid nature to soothe and heal raw, tender, inflamed bronchial membranes. Guaranteed to please you or money refunded. Creomulsion has stood the test of millions of users. CREOMULSION Klimt Coughs, Chest Colds, Acute Broaddtif OETJUDY ! ts During Busy Holidays Cut square biscuits from baking powder dough using the ice cube divider from a refrigerator tray. Its quicker than using a round cut- ter. dont have time to or cheese sauce for make white vegetables like broccoli, cauliflower or brussels sprouts, simply melt some processed cheese in the top of the double boiler and pour over the vegetable. When removing dishes from the table, have a pan ready for the silverware filled with water, as hot as possible. Place silverware in the pan and sprinkle with detergent. Swish with a dishmop and rinse with boiling water. Treated this way, silverware needs little polish ing. When you When youre baking anything in the oven which might drip, place a sheet of aluminum for over the bottom of the oven to catch drippings. After baking just roll it up and toss it out. Your oven needs no cleaning When muffins bake before the rest of the meal is ready, loosen them from the pans and tip them in the pans slightly and keep in a A LOVELY THANKS Y? MEWiHOlATUM' PART! a warm oven until the meal is ready. A small jar of softened butter or substitute kept on a kitchen table is a big time-save- r for such things as buttering bread or toast and mixing with cooked vegetables. As soon as you remove food from HUSBAND HAPPY-l- ilS cooking utensils, put water in them. They will soak while you eat, and CONSTIPATION GONE will be easy to wash quickly. My husband is a different man Grease the measuring cup in since he started to eat which youre going to measure a year ago. For years hed take a molasses or corn syrup. This pre- harsh laxative every vents the syrup from clinging to it! morning and again Save measuring cups by measuring atr night. Now ALLBRAN alone keeps shortening in the cup first. him regular. Mrs. If- youre going to be away for A. M. Earriey, Cobb the whole afternoon, wrap potatoes Island, Md. One of in aluminum foil and place them in many unsolicited leta very, slow oven. They will be ters from users. This may be baked fluffy in three hours. to your answer to constipation due ounce lack an of dietary bulk. Eat Serve those dry doughnuts for (about H cup) of crispy Kellogg of breakfast by splitting them and daily, drink plenty toasting under the broiler. Spread water. If not satisfied after 10 dajr, with soft butter and brown sugar, eend empty carton to Kellogg if desired. Battle Creek, Mich. 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