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Show r Tuesday, July 12, 1949 THE DRAGERTON TRIBUNE, DRAGERTON, UTAH PAGE SEVEN Gentle Hint Cy fcnk girl end insisted that he ask her father for her hand before she would conaent to marry him. He boldly ventured Into the lion's den and told her father rather bluntly that he wanted to marry Kathleen. Well, well, said papa, shifting hia weight slightly in his chair, "and what do you do for a living, young man? "Im an actor, air, he replied proudly. Her father shifted his entire weight to the balls of his feet as he suggested emphatically, "Then hurry up and get out before the foot lights." She was an JOHN JARVIS lee PALL RIGHT OF THE VVHATU SArONETr the IDEA ECONOMIST SAVE IT SAVE MEM'S CLOTH IMS NY and BHMP7 it USED TO SELL I ONCE MYSELF 1 vwv; T Barber And how would you like your hair cut, sir? Customer Off. Barber Yes, I know; but what style? Customer First, tell me your prices. is 75 cents, Barber Haircut shave 35 cents. ( Customer Then Just shave my hair flat S5.000 a year. You gel So you catch ItT $7,000. KSXT DOOR Cy Ctayss Vnsirr--s off. Forgetful "Are you sure your husband still asked the wifes loves you? mother. Of course, mother. she answered. "When he's sleeping hes always calling me pet names. You know, naturally, that hes absent-mindeso he doesnt always caS me by my right name." Well, I'm not so sure that that is understandable.' He did make a peculiar remark, though, the other day when I kissed him on his bald spot. "What did he say? "He said, Stop fooling around. Bunny, 1 want to dictate a letter. d, JOHN JARVIS VVHAT" alvin save us for.- that rue kcktta.d- ..... , BARE SPOT HflMr. L"-- V DON'T I itti . r 1, ' . " THINK l'M GETTING you a m m. n va nr 'au i.. A .AH Fare Enough A passenger boarded a crowded bus and handed the driver a $5 bill, Im afraid saying apologetically: I haven't a nickel." Dont worry, the driver asin a minute sured him grimly, you'll have 99. Red decided he would try out for the high school baseball team He hadn't played too much base ball before entering high school so he discovered he was a little awkward with the bat. It seemed y and while he was study ing the situation, the coach came over and tried to correct the fault Now, look, the coach said, tak lng the bat and attempting to show the proper way to hold it, where ta the balance of the bat?" Red looked all around on tht ground and said, "Gee. I didnt think there was any more to it top-heav- GRANDMA By Charles Kuhn NO MELODY The boarder came down the stairs yawning so much it looked as if he might have asthma. "Good morning, said the landlady brightly. Good morning, he answered not so brightly. "What's the matter, didnt you sleep well last night? "No. I'm afraid I didn't Your cat kept me awake all night "Oh, she said with defiance, aT suppose you think I might to have the poor thing killed. "No, no, he hastily assured her, "but would you mind very much having It tuned? A UR WltlA MNUltS W YOJ Wiu NOT IfciUMPHANfLV t ASSERT Find 1'HAf OF WCAt? It AR40IN6 Your UH'f 60iH6 INDCPENDCHCE HAS 5TARTIP BACK HOME AGAKI SILENT SAf.1 JhAf If F0DBER5 AHp CARRY t M ti kfuH MD UMBflEUA AMD OPEH The W POOR. RXlR Dy Ed D:dd Cy Jc' Hiycj |