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Show Tuesday, June 21, 1949 THE DRAGERTON TRIBUNE, DRAGERTON, UTAH PAGE SEVEN NEEDLEWORX PATTERNS f Chair Set Adds Fresh, Look (lev directions for Crocheted Treasure Chair Set iPanarp No, 6800. Send 30 cents in coins, your dress and pattern number. SEWING CIRCLE NEEDLEWORK M Seats Weils BL Chlasre 1, 1U. Enclose 30 cents for pattern. .. No. Name Address U.S. Agriculture Makes Fair Enough Fabulous Record in 1948 A man hurried into a barbershop "I want a shave quick! he said. The barber lathered his face and then sat down. "Come on, shave me! said the ,It cant. You see I lather and my partner shaves." "Well, wheres your partner? "He went to a funeral, but hell I CAM YOU LEND ALVIN) TWO HE CAM PAY ME THE MOME HE BOEROVYED LAST WEEK TO TAKE ME OUT 6 PIRST TIME YOU'VE CHEWED BUBBLE be back soon. Eventually, the partner (amt in, took off his jacket, put on his white coat and shaved the man. The man was about to leave the shop when the barber who shaved him called out. "Wait a minute! he aaid. "You didnt pay me. "Well, you see, Ive got a partner, too, he said. 1 getihaved and he pays for It. "Where is your partner?" "Hes the guy whose funeral you attended." EvEP TIME of DECISION GUM?' CROSS TOWN 'I A MILLION f WHO RAN AWAY WE HOME TO MAKE HIS FORTUNE. KNOW HOW HE AM PE OUT Bin WE'RE ? i I 3 MUTT AND JEFF PROM A bdsband went for a drive with his wife who was a typical backseat driver. With every turn ef the wheel she gave directions. Go to the left! Go to the right! Look ont for that truck! Slow down! Step on the gas! She drove her husband craxy. They came to the railroad crosa lng. A train waa approaching In the distance. The husband drove halfway over the tracks, and stopped. Be jumped ont of the car. "I got my end over," he shouted. "What art you going to do with PONT yours?" HOPING . By Bud Fisher Too Late She: "Before we were married you told me you were well oft He: "I was, but I didn't realize It" BEAL ISSUE JITTER By Arthur Pointer young fellow went to a friend a problem. "I met a girl and fell in love with her, he began. "We went togethei for quite awhile and finally made up our minda to get married. We aet the date for next September. And then ahe told me the waa married once and haa got eight kids. So I went to her house to see the kids. Gosh, they put mashed potatoes In my pockets, they put tacks on the chairs, they took off my shoes and threw them away, they rained my bat, put celery in my cars, squirted seltzer .water in my eyes and everything,; Well, whats your "problem? i asked his friend, "M? problem Is this Is ! September a good month to get married A A with SUNNYSIDE by Clark S. Haas In? SUBPRISE! giving a seance, was bringing back people from the other world. A kid was among those present "I want to talk to Grandpa, he aaid. "Quiet! Quiet!" hushed the medium. "I want to talk to Grandpa," repeated the kid. "Very well, little boy," conceded the medium, making a few hocus-pocu- s passes. "Heres your Grandpa." "Hello, Grandpa, what are you doing up there? You ain't dead. A medium, GRANDMA Handsome Set IVE YOUR living room chairs a fresh look with this handsome chair set. Easy to crochet, youll be pleased with the results of your handwork. The chair back measures 17 by 13 inched, the arm piece$ 9 by 9ft inches. ctltcl BUCKS TOP AY I "THAT? UNCLE WILLY, one-four- th To obtain complete erochctlnf FEEL LIKE By Charles Kuhn nine-year-ol- d - - For United States agriculture, history as a fabulous year, according to the 1949 Gritannica Book of the Year. was a year without a crop scare, with numerous record and near record yields achieved! the corn crop was more than 10 per cent above the previous record and fully 50 per cent above the previous year; the wheat crop was the second largest on record and the fifth consecutive crop of more than a billion bushels, one of the five largest wheat crops the country had ever produced; the cottba crop was larger than in the previous year. Prices, too, reached a record level in January, 1948, though they then broke sharply and continued to decline as 1948 crops were harvested, the new Gritannica yearbook records. In spite of the break in prices, the volume of agricultural marketings was such as to provide a gross income to fanners of almost 35 billion dollars slightly exceeding the 1947 record," the publication continues. However, because of higher costs of production the realized net Income had been declining since 1947. 1948 will go down in man. PSSST, DAD, DOLLARS SO ' illustrations lnctruo-tlozx- z, and finishing |