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Show f iesday, September 7, 1948 was all tny fault. Peart 1 admit I was surly and grumpy. No wonder that even the kids were scared of me. But everythings better now. Ive found out that constipation caused by lack of bulk In my diet con be licked! Believe me, I advise others who suffer the same way to do what I did: Just eat a bowlful of every day KELLOGGS and drink plenty of water. They say Its America! most famous laxative cereal believe me, it sure gets my vote. Or make It np into muffin they teste grand too . . . Come home, dear, and find a bran new man waiting for you. That me your ever-lovhusband, JOE. It ALL-BRA- Practice Makes Perfect thk westbound train stop tor a tew mlnutea in a Nevada town, a traveler from the east jot oft to exercise by walking on the station platform. He had stopped to talk to an elderly citizen of the town when, presenting a WHEN rather striking picture, a shapely young brunette galloped by on a palomino horse "Some class to your local gals," said the admiring traveler She aint a native, was the reShes an easterner heiress ply. thats out here for a second time gettin a divorce. "But she rides a horse so welL . . She learned to ride on her first trip out here, the westerner exNow shes learnin to plained. Yes, sir. if she dont lose her rope. figger or her fortune like she keeps imagin she losin her heart, looks like shell be one of the best danged rodeo performers in the country. RECKLESS in 1 MCE your porch, terrace or lawn an outdoor living room turn your backyard into a picnic ground. Youll be agreeably surprised to see what fun dining out can be. Food takes on an added zest when flavored with the thrill of a picnic. You can build wonderful pieces of lawn furniture at very low cost. The set illustrated above was built from patterns. These pat terns take all the mystery out oi woodworking. Each shows the full size, shape and length for cutting each part Wherever two parts are fastened together, the exact location is indicated on the pat tern. Step by step directions ex plain every part of construction in easy to understand language. Send 35 cents for Lawn Table . . . DRIVER N way Made with a Jaec cream bate. Yodort. it actually toothmg to normal skin. No harab chemical or irritating salts. Won't harm skin or clothing. Stayt soft and creamy, never gets PatPattern No 75 to Easi-Biltern company, Dept. W., Pleasant ville, N. Y d grainy. jed the Try yentU Yodom difference! re wonderful m 'f I 1 .MIUwtHH JUtf ' Soo7fffA'$ESr thi Vf -- IN tlATNfOS DASH ORtSMEAfoONfROOSIS f AGE V0H A nnflUY Youre a menace Judge: destrain. to pe No more driving for two 3Q0KGB? yea re. Defendant: "But, Your Honor, my living depends on It Quite true, but so does Judge: theirs. A Chaogt to mm oe TV COS SAftO-- fii distinctlva clgortttt with li&lJ BOOMERANG A effleency expert went la to see the boss about bis vacation. He came ont with a hangdog expression on bis face. Asked what was wrong, he replied: only got one week. The boss says Im so efficient 1 caa have as much fun la one week aa other people have hi two, Not e luhtlliia Net MsJnNsrf Sanos scientific process cuts nicotine content to half that of ordinary cigarettes. Yet skillful blending makes every puff s pleasure. TOBACCO CO. INC. N. X. rLEMtNO-HA- Aiwn 4JI Poor Service After several pours fishing, Patty suddenly threw her fishing pole Into Uie bottom of the boat end exclaimed, "I quit! Why. Petty, whats the matter? asked her mother Well. Mother, she answered, I ;ust cant seem to get waited on. wflcemeWriflwSraAS DOCTOR HOffT SAXO OCiefTTK TOUT O . aVA-, WHAtW'r '' yjvi iik vt A HELPING HAND ymrn:Trtrrr.)iriJ mi iffnlu-r- t l&iq irwswre-- uarnep iDMMyi set you TOMMY SOS SIGNAL THAT'S ywrlessom THREE SHORT THREE LONO, THREE SHORTOft HIS FLASHLIGHT . MIXEO Niewr came f . H , i tr .i The Jockey woman at least twice After the ceremony, be of the guests to drop flat The best man looked doubt' atOHT.MAPEA nwsAPAsml TOOK MV e P ANOTHER THIN - NOtWNO eoHi move eor-mAUytlHES Of A CRACK vtf.PurouT THE -- 1 TMWOODS yeeVMOTSMAH r X KMEMOCR.y '- L r, , fjtVi . Yf Self-Ma- -- Ur SMTKIE M MIHS. THEY (XTUOT ML OTHER SKanCSV . - f i 1 i more crockery than your wages amount to I What can wa do about it? i T dont know, ma'am. Maybe youd better raise my wage Marital Venture Sir, I wish to marry your daughter and have a large family." Oldster: "If you marry my daughter youll have a large family there ere eight of us. la Cenenl-Purpo- THIS Internattent Ttsis se EVIKEADY EATTEY OUTLASTS ALL OTHER C2D$f Who (bought ep chia teat that takes the gosaw work out of buying gashltghc battens? Tke American Standard Aaaociauoo, no lent ...And thia is ibs seat that roost rlostlj opproxirootet the ourmgt tuc yon grr bacteriet in poor own daablight. Be bright toaigbd Bay Eveready"! Tin - --EeereeSy" ATIONAL eanOON eOaaPAMV, mo. rn mo Sweet. He Tart It, M. X. MHwt neapawcwa,TrTiaaecHeem,milw ft E tVWEADY self-mad- Boost be Salary "Why, Mary, you are breaking SO IMIWTAwT IN ATNleWAaARAiM-Uelfl...IAlWAVSU$- ; , j suaaecAPi ' Man A politician said to Horace one day e man. "I am a replied Greeley, That, sir, "relieve the Almighty of a terrible responsibility. i 1 HSHUOHt Thanks, Sammy, he said, "but, after all, its kind of late. Maybe your wife wouldnt approve of company at this hour. The Jockey shrugged. Oh, 1 dont expect you chape to he explained.- - "All I Stay long. want i for you to help me carry the bride over the threshold. Young Man: so stayed Pur me tub -- married a his weight asked some over to his ful 1 WAS AU. UP WHEN t I - |