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Show " Tuesday, June 28, 1949 f PAGE SEVEN THE DRAGERTON TRIBUNE, DRAGERTON, UTAH fei g0U mm s3nrf(?.. of 'T) tj'hl o mm .1 n ggnoy Choice Appetite The plane on which an actor was flying across darkest Africa crashed In a very heavy Jungle. Ha. was the only one of the passengers or crew able to walk so he started out for help. He had gone a few miles when ha was set upon by a; d black men. band of They quickly subdued him, tied him up and carted him off to their village. He was brought before tbs, chief who shot a string of questions at him. "So you're an actor," the chief said. "Thats fine. Sit down next to me. I want to tD , you a few f stories." The stories thet the chief told were risque but they bad the actor holding his sides with laughter. When the chief finished his one of his subordinates came over and whispered in his ear. "You know ws are going to oat this guy," he said. "Why art you making him so happy? 1 have a yea for spiced ham, explained the chief. half-nake- Joke-telli- SHE i MEvP MAKE STRANGERS.. DATES vVITH WHAT'S yOUR NAME P' Cli TrilS SfREEf WHtf VOUR maiflW WHERE SMttS WHO OPINED THE POOR AND THEN DISAPPEARED, house tidSE TArtitY ARSUMErrtS tS,LPNE8V uAVWIttVMkAWr THIS ONE IS FOR FOLKS WHO RIDE BICVCLES' SMAU BOY ft house Two blocks down tWHmjVtf or three j and HEWED, HAVE JCWhEP W. By Bud FUher MUTT AND JEFF there akd AND YOURE NOT SORE tHf tHNj . 0W WO RE into H Wsht By Ed Dsdd WOWjAAt5rOW'T FDB&Ef 7 0 STAND BY YOUR. TILL TUB MINISTER SITS CDWvl AKO DQWT A5K MORE CHICKEN TILL AFTER HE'S HAD DECONOD AND & corker yetyw reik aorcc uke just i& walk err BACK HOME AGAIN A ONE CHAlfZ FOR DON'T;. WAS ng CHILLED "Hey, Dad, wee It a very cold, day when yea married Mama?' "Wat it a very odd day whea I Why de married year mother? a each aak question?" yoa "Because every time she talks about it, she shivers." i Ns More Ham Because it was a boom town the! road company of "AU Baba and the. (count them) Thieves"1 Forty much higher admission j charged prices than they would have ordinarily. And because the prices1 weren't posted the customers wsrei forced to ask the cashier what thsyj were. "Four dollars and forty cants tO see a bunch of hams!" snorted earn customer to the manager of the' show. "Well, AU Baba, Ive seen you, and if youre representative of the rest of the company, I dont; want to see any mors." , Sufficient Grenada of leaving ths theater, walled an actress who had had nothing but bit parts for many years, "I'm married to 1L "Wen, why dont you sue It fof suggested her svtp sst critic. 1 cant think SOMEWHAT CROWDED Clark S. Haas SUNNYSIDE ALRISUT, MRS. O'BRIEN, IU TELL HIM G'SyE, WELL, GUESS IT'S ID CLOSE UP SHI, TIME h SHOP - . YOUR WIFE BILL YOU TO BRING HOME OF BREAD AND A QUART WHEH YOU COME HOME, SILENT CAM Dy 1:11 Ilcytj "Hew did yea get the black eye?" "From a cough." "A black eye from a eottgh?" "Yeah, I coughed la a clothes eloseL LET THEBE BE LIGHT farmer saw a light fa the shed. He investigated and found one of his helpers with a lantern. "What do you mean by using up oil when its so scarce?" , "Well, replied the helper, Tm on my way to sea my girl and rvs got to go through ths woods. I dont want to go through in ths dark. "When I went courting my wife I went in the dark. said the fanner. "Yeah, hut look what you A boss GRANDMA jriSf .VTCCElt' T f By Charles Kuhn GOSH. AFTER AU. THAT HARD WORK, IM ALL TUCKERED I GOTTA GET HOME AN' A SPEL- L- - . a J3L V got -- - |