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Show Friday, October 28, 1960 THE DIXIE SUN Art Class Paints at Ivins 187i THREE Copy Break Political observation: mud-slingin- Q. Tell me, Mr. Gloud, the campaign? A. When traditional . attitudes of the public necessary (applause). g can be done even in a dry climate. why are you forming a new platform this late in . . institutions no longer . represent universal it becomes apparent that modification is . ... . ... yes, of course. But what were your immedite reasons for disbanding the Vegetarian group and forming Continental Carnivore Party? I understand that your former platform of protection for dumb animals, (lets see I have it right here in my Senior Scholastic . . that the issuance of larger quantities of greenbacks would bring about . The fundamental pringreater prosperity . . . Opps. Wrong Party. would eliminate wars ciple of ah, .) I understand that this principle was gaining considerable support among citizens that dont have guns. Why did you suddenly abandon this platform? Significant Revelation A.. It was due to a significant revelation I had last week on October 22, to be exact. I was coming down through Zions and there was this huge just standing there. I happened to have handy some of the firearms confiscated upstate last week, so Blam. Say have you ever tasted deer steaks fried with onions and chili with sage and peppers? (Drool!) Q. Well, my mother uses paprika, rather than sage. Speaking of deer steaks, Kathy says the Bike group A. Besides, if you had been eating carrots and asparagus for twelve of certain ideologies, too. years youd'feel the need for the Campaign Plans next Q. Undoubtedly. Ah, question. Wont it be somewhat difficult to get new for support your platform with only a few days left before election? A. Oh, never say die better late than never I have just begun to fight, etc. Ive already challenged Kennedy and Nixon both to debate on comparative Violence in Shooting Elk and Communists. My wife is giving a tea for Young Dixiecrats. My secretary has been revising my little black book. Im negotiating for the use of the Tabernacle, and I have hopes of being invited to speak in a major political meeting next Friday at 11:00. Would you like one of my C.C. stickers for your bicycle? Q. Oh, I see; . . anti-killin- For the first time in several years, college art classes are taking advantage of the Dixie scenery for outdoor painting. The group is currently painting at Ivins, about 10 miles west of St. George. Though transportation and weather difficulties have caused some inconvenience, Mr. Gerald Olson, new art instructor, is confident that the fresh approach of painting outdoors gives students a real advantage. You cant get a barn in a college art studio, even when you have a new Fine Arts Building. en- - SOCIETY se- - With the coveted axe intact and litv !! again hanging on the wall of the student lounge; Dixie students can settle back and resume studies for les: a little while. At least until homeren coming and all the parties, games ser, and excitement turn the campus cial an-- i ake' iils- - 'en, ally! inai ofi FALL FASHIONS, of the sweater and skirt variety, are starting to appear on campus. All the football games have brought out the gals dressed in the latest styles. This fall fashion dictates that the gals and guys will be wearing more and bulky-knitmore sweaters. Turtle-necks, s, 'EE! the' ilty ing and soft tie sweaters are what fashion calls for this season. At the CSU Dixie game Donna Graff sported a sweater with a wide collar, Nancy Jackson looked nea in a white bulky-kniand blonde Marietta Barton looked pretty smart in a blue sweater n skirt outfit. The Sociability dance after the game was a real ball, because it was a victory dance. Some of the Dixie couples at the dance were: Lolly Thomas and Jess Brown; Jay Hanson and Eddie Riggs; Lynn Sorenson and Clay Conway; and Tina Cox and Ken Reber. Sue Lytle and Khren Mountford wore some really beautiful outfits to the dance. Lambda Delta pledging was held in the Institute two weeks ago and it was really a lovely ceremony. Lambda Delta officers explained the objectives and aims of Lambda Delt to a large group of pledges. After the students pledged, refreshments were served. Gary Tidwell and Lu Ann Millett are presidents of Lambda Delta Sigma this year. WE LOVED the 2nd Annual Combread and Sorghum Party held at noon. Some people got a lot of and part of someone sorghum elses too. Just ask Kathy Blake. Delta Psi Omega will be selling shawl-collar- gray-gree- n iol-- , :oi- - t, lew ual. ;tu- - Jet-Jer- i of :act om ury )er- - ion. am-- l I eye; S ofj Hi reclj ari few1 s, j g . . . goodies at intermission time of the play Dial M for Murder so if you can tear yourself away from the play theyll appreciate your help and money. This will be on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of November. Monday night the dorm gals tossed a victory party for the football team. A miniature axe was presented to each fellow. By the way who were the two wayward to FLYERS mingling with the rest of Q. Thank you. Mr. Gloud, doesnt the reversal of your the Rebels? We know but were not dumb animals heighten the possibilities of global war? telling. Arent you grateful boys? A. Now, look. Why would people want to go shoot Russians when they THE DIXIE COLLEGE can shoot deer with half the trouble? And you cant even eat a Russian made their deETTES for 1960-6after you shoot him. Oh, I dont know; maybe you could, but well let that Weber-Dixie but at the halftime of the be settled by future experimentation. gals game. The twenty-fou- r of Juanita Mrs. under the direction Problems Discussed Rogers did a sharp routine on the Q. But how are you going to answer the innumerable questions that will Sunbowl turf. The girls wore their new royal blue uniforms, white arise, such as what plans have you for the countless, pathetic millions of keds and gloves. Each Rebelette baby deer left orphans each year? And is this slaughter to be extended also wore a mum corsage in honor to helpless elk, pheasant, and ducks? of the occasion. Congratulations A. At this point Id like to take this opportunity to tell you what a girls, you were really great. wonderful man my running mate is. Here is a man of real integrity! Red was the color last week end character! when guys and some gals prepared to leave for the hills to hunt for Q. Mr. Kloud, I hope you aren't the type of person who beats around the the deer. College boys left the bush! town deserted and the girls in A. Is that bad. Of course, I havent hunted for 12 years, but I thought mourning. It was sooooo quiet. the bush was the most effective way to get them out in Oh yes we meant to mention that beating around hunters can shoot them. the for a few gals were sorta crazy the the open night of the Weber game. Jana Q. What I mean is Id like specific answers to questions. What do you Delane Slade, Dorothy Shumway, think of the Cuban situation, the Quemoy crisis, the Congo situation? Kathy Brunson and the gal with the A. Well, as far as Cuba is concerned, scouts have reported a comparalong red hair did you get enough of deer this year fewer elk than usual. Ill admit the treats? Oh, yes also who or what is tively large crop is serious, but if Im elected Ill do something about situation Quemoy SALLY? with deer. Well, if you want to hunt in the Congo, island the to an stocking Heres you guys appeal to get dates for one of the nicest zebras will do. dances of the year. The homecomQ. Well, we still have two inches, Mr. Gloud. Would you care to comment ing is just two weeks away so guys on how original Vegetarian party was formed? get a date and plan to have a won- A. It wasyour a horrible mistake. I just learned that the gun I was using all derful time at the big homecoming that year had faulty construction at the factory and wouldnt shoot dance. are that Events coming up really straight. Besides that year was just a bad year, concert are: the be to great going If Patrick Henry thought taxation without representation was bad, tomorrow night, the dance tonight see it WITH representation. Satshould he and next Thursday, Friday and Dial first the college play urday All work and no plagarism makes a dull speech. M for Murder. non-violen- 1 deer-wis- e. |