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Show Friday, October 26, Page 4 I ahi aware of distant rumblings about the quality of the material that goes into this column, and I am, in a small Because of wav, concerned about it0 unrest among certain factions of this the school, I will try to improve on the type of gab that makes tills article up. named A certain wise lawmaker Greek Solon said, and I quote, "Nothin a in V s excess. So in order not to start sive, I will graph from Shakespeare's happens to be a de script. "......for here that old be exces- out with a shcrt para- the satirical men have This Hamlet. of old men. rogue says grey beards, that their eyes their faces are wrinkled, thick amber and plum-tr- ee gum and that they have a plentiful lack of wit, together with most weak hams; All which, sir, though I most powerfully and purging believe, yet I hold it not to have it thus set down, for honesty potently yourself, sir, should be as old as I am, if ike a crab you could go backward." Next time i will have a little heavier material if you, readers would like it. If not, please indicate below; !1 Heavier material desired. Tear out this section and either hand in person or send in the mail, postpaid, to this address; Sir Merrill, Syphus Box 293 St. George, Utah All replies will be appreciated. V I love I. Infants Boys -- lessly at prettyandnurses and who smell like orange juice baby powder. II. First Class boys; Those whom you and hear before seeing; whose ould be a fertile field for your prize bulbs; whose pockets are the lairs of all manner of crawly insect friends; whose knees are always skinned. III. College boys: Those who shine their shoes and dump cn the Old Spice and fancy themselves Lothario No. II combined with Gregory Peck; who talk out of the side cf their mouths and open doors smell neck rassed by their IV. Grandpas: smell Who like cough- - drops and leather and who rant about "way back when" and who'd give their eye teeth to be behind the home plate again, But no matter how you label them, how No you dress em and cut their hair matter how clean their hands are or how No wise they lookmatter how many airs they put on, how romantic they seem to be, how suave and worldly and cul- turedface boys will be bless 'em, boys - it NEXT A spe5cial SEK; are striving to develop founders Day and Homecoming the whole high school at the highest level in our history, orcsoect is for still greater enrollments in as s just aneaa. Some people will argue this is because of the veterans that are attending pre- training fell and the ?ge upon for demands certain types of foundational work. Tills was reasonable at a time when only a small percent of young peoole those who had definite college elans went to high school. : as enrollments mounted with the influx of millions of young people who had no college intentions, the high school be crus more and. more a place where students obtained their last formal education. these Seeing their obligation to mo s schools have been youngster nip reolacma some oi the col lege- - or eparatcry courses with new md more revelant experiences. But what about those s i ud e n t s who want to go on to college? They are in adequately prepared for college work., This not only makes it hard for the students, but for the colleges as well, for they have to teach them things they should have learned in high school. But aro better r- anything does net crept l udies are out -- of- :hool would ;ic lif f ' smcu.it and k:L. got out of high, school acre was closer relation school subjects and ac! o college subjects and teachers. Improved re lata. one-- can not alone . achieved by professional educators bub by all men and women v.hc want the w--- best-possibl- education for tomorrow Ro3 Mary Snow'0 c !i-zen- s. c t! g. it; SPECIAL ISSUE issue of the paper 'will come out next Friday. Watch for it it's going to be real! :peciai DENTS FOR COLLEGE ? are not preparing now and embar z High schools tnr constantly tremendous caoacity for food. and programs that satisfy individual cor. muni ty needs. College attendance is mor-- are for girls and - Lighter material desired. 1951 --Rula Snow- - s h V |