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Show Tuesday, September 28, 1948 DIXIE JOURNALISTS Now and Then Student Body President Hails Dixie Students Shiek. You wish you looked like Lana Turner; they tried to look like Clara Bow. Well, it goes to prove that teen will be teens in any generation, and that they usually recover and happy ever after. From Bad to Vers Heres a purty pome thats been a cluttering up high school newspapers all over the country. We dont know who wrote it, but, anyway, well quote it: I think I shall never see A boy that quite appeals to me. A boy who doesnt always wear A slab of stickum on his hair. A boy who tucks his shirttails in And doesnt wear a stupid grin, But boys are loved by fools like live ' me, And who on earth would date a tree. Theres another version for the boys, and suprise, suprise, its about girls. Ilepsters Dictionary Something new has been added to the slanguage slinging. You like to give perfectly sensible words imperfectly nonsensical meanings. Here are some good examples: Chivalry A boys inclination to protect a girl from every 'boy but himself. Adam The guy nobody knows you from. Window Screen Arrangement for keeping flies at home. Class Conscious When youre a freshman you feel low as a penny looking for change. When youre a senior, youre master of all you survey. In between times, youre almost normal. Here is a way of describing youre class consciousness: Freshman Mama, may I go out tonight? Sophomore Going out, Mom, be home by 10. Junior By, Ma, don't wait up. Senior Night, Mater. Ill bring in the milk! PAGE THREE Ladies' Faculty Hold Believe it or not, your mother and father were once teens themselves. The next time they criticize you for swooning over Fellow Students: We are planning to have a fine Frankie, for slinging slanguage, or school year. We have made a good oversize remind sox, ibobby for in this direction, and I am start them of these historical facts sure will continue. But the it 20s. of the teens the about You call a Smooth work to this end lies on the shoulTeen Talk ders of all of us. Dixie is known Jackson a wolf. They called him a shiek, a snake, or a for its friendliness and good, clean If we strive to uplounge lizard. You call a popu- sportsmanship. lar girl a slick chick or a hold this fine reputation, we not Cruisin Susan. They called her only feel better ourselves, but a vamp. And there were plenty make a good impression on visiting schools and on our local of 'both in every school! Mad Facts You wear bobby townspeople. Surely, we all want to look well in the eyes of our sox; they sloshed around in big friends; and by way of speaking, You look alike all open galoshes. in boxy sweaters and peg skirts; mixing, and being friendly in our own school lends well toward this. e their unform was a jerI think it would be sey dress with a waitline where Personally, wonderful if every student (and a the hips should have been and would speak hat that looked like an inverted faculty member) in halls and the upon meeting pot. You drool for a mouton fur streets. be will well to it Also, a raccoon. swooned for coat; they courfriendliness our and show You cant grow your hair long to visiting ball teams and tesy couldnt it shingle enough; they of our sister short enough. It all comes out other members about the same at the end of schools. I know we will do all of this, time. so heres to a real friendly over swoon You Crazy Crushes school year. Van; they melted over Valentino. TOM LAMBSON, You whisper about Forever AmStudent The Body President about twittered ber; they two-piec- CHATTER KEYHOLE First Meeting Thursday The ladies faculty held their first meeting Thursday, September 23. Mrs. Ray Garner, president, presided over the meeting. The chief business of the meeting was organizing and becoming acquainted. The musical program was given by the wives of the new faculty members. Dorm Doings HEWS By Barely Heard The $64 question on the Jordan, if Alvy and Calhoun had been able to get in on Glens tackle Monday night? Has Sarkis any Indian blood in him? He knows where hes going. Clyde looks great in a football suit, but dont take your helmet off or you will be a dead duck when play is continued. Hats off to the men who are out on the football field being used for cannon fodder. Lieutenant, a clip is any block which is made from 140 degrees behind a player. Lets watch that. It has been suggested that the football team doesnt shave until it wins a game. What do you Will the girls still think, Jim? go with you? Walker said, Its OK with me cause my wife cant get that high anyway. Hey, fellers! Have you noticed all of those cute new gals who aTe staying at the dorms this year? Not bad, eh? Well, all right, if you insist I guess I could give you a few names but remember, no callers after ten, you know! r There is Pat from Junction and from Oak City, Faye. Lorna and Beatrice fom Toquer. ; From Blandir.g, Erma and LaVae. Then theres five gals from Delta, Thurs., Fri., Sat.. Sept. 30. Oct. 1, 2 Allie Mae, Blanche and Rose. Loretta Young, William Then theres Donna and Clara Robert Mitchum Haden, . . all . beaus. rate the They in Next is Robin from Rockville, Rachael and the From Enterprise, Vella Rose. You might try for a date, Stranger After all,' one never knows. . . . Sun.. Mon., Oct. 3, 4 Pickin's Sleazy Cornel Wilde, Linda Darnell From Long Valley, theres Karma, Anne Baxter Could you bring a friend for a LaRue, Jeannine, and Joann. And just down the stairs The Walls of Jericho friend of mine From Salt Lake is Diane. I asked my date last night; Tues., Wed., October 5, 6 The dream he brought for the From Kanab, there is Dorothy, THE SPOILERS friend of mine? Margaret and Mae Von, From Rex Biuchs Outdoor Youve seen them, Im sure Was a rare and droolsome sight. Classics Would a smooth blind ever be Out on the dorm lawn . Sat., Oct. 7, 8, 0 Thurs., Fri., Good luck, fellers! my luck? Eddie Albrent, Gale Storm Why is it guaranteed from the girls in the Cannon The Dude Goes West That her dates bound to produce dorm. Sun., Mon., October 10, 11 a drip Randolph Scott two Williams Clairon in raced am the When I Gene Tierny minutes late for student council BELLE STARR meeting Monday, stating as an Side Lines excuse that he had to meet some Tues., Wed., October 12, 13 Saba in We have heard tell that the payments. There was a happy ELEPHANT BOY rodeo clown, Wilbur Plaugher, smile and an abundance of fuscia received a rather damp reception lipstick on his face. Gaiety Theater 'i i, (i . . I; friend-in-nee- d. i, i. ' r i Green's Photo r Have Your Cleaning Done the Modern Way :: by !; Dixie Theater !; Thurs., Fri., Sat., Sept. :: 30, October 1, 2 Mark Stevenson Lloyd Nolan, Barbara Studio Lawrence The Street With No Name LIBERTY DRUG 78 E. 100 N. Sun., Mon., October 3, 4 Abbott and Costello Phone 115 Pickup and Delivery Tele. 669 Meet Frankenstien Tues., Wed., October 3, 4 Two Ace Features !, LARKIN CO. Record Department Largest and Most Complete in Town But Beautiful Serenade of the Bells Now Is the Hour Beg Your Pardon Im Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover Manana i: Thurs., Fri., Sat., Oct. 7, 8, O Victor Mature, Linda Darnell Bleak Cleaners Down the Alley Free Pickup and Delivery PHONE 225 Mystery in Mexico Wreck of the Hesperus !; My Darling Clementine Sun., Mon., October 10, 11 George Raft in Race Street Tues., Wed., October 12, 13 Double Feature Special Dare Devils of the Clouds Riding of a Rainbow -- 1 |