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Show 7X the dixie news ' jL However, all this aforesaid stuff doesnt mean anything to me. I know most boys want them, but theres only one thing I really want, and thats a very small thing. It is so small in fact that it could be poked through an ordinary keyhole. Now, you can see, Santa, that when I only ask for this one veiy small article out of the thousands of things I might demand, I should be humored. Ill bill take a thousand-dollthanks. Yours respectfully, , sr 'iy ir ar H: REDON COTTAM. And, please, Santa, see that Pul- Aa. PRIS POISONALS ' It has become sort of a hobby of ours to go around guessing what the type of husbands or wives students of this school will make, act toward by observing how they the present necessity, and judging their future conduct by the law or something like of opposites, that. According to that rule La Vee should make the sort 'of wife who leaves her man to come trot ting along whenever he gets ready, while she goes tripping gaily off with friends. The reason for this conclusion is that she even waits for him at the gym now. Maybe that's just one of the results of this latest reconciliation, though. Yes, fellow students, we think this pair has had plenty of publicity already, too, but when the boss says, Write these two up, we must obey. Your turn is coming, though. Ask the fates. The fates never lie. P If there should, by any chance, be anyone left in this student body who hasnt found out all the inside dope on the man with the hairline mustache, then this item will be of some worth. Here it is: The father of this boy is named Eldron Waldron, and on some day, long gone beyond recall, they had Eldron. christened the boy Were glad youve made your apWe have Eldron. pearance, been really worried at times lately, for fear the world was near its own. Now we know its not, because it will take some generations for the ten tribes to grow. brought out of this air would d a hardware store, DR. BIRCH equip good-size- When we heard that a magician Was going to furnish us entertainment for an evening we did not expect much, but for once we were surprised. He had something is new and different. Now that something to be thankful for about Christmas time. He had what he called an assistant. Now, anyone that was in doubt as to whether this fellow earned his salary, let me take this opportunity to explain that he did. The things that he, by he I mean the combined efforts of the two, hasnt got anything on him when it comes to scarfs, the is that out of one litSevy matter-- of-fact tle barrel he brought forth enough scarfs to scarf all the feminize population of the school. And clocks, the clocks that he brought out of one single piece of headgear would equip a hardware store. He had an uncanny way of making things disappear right before your eyes, at least they dito our sappeared eyes, but we were inclined to doubt whether his as- sistant was as blind as we were old? Was he used as a target sipher gets a man, whether the for these little missiles the boys rest of us have anything or not. Fervently, flip with elastic bands? Or was it, A. FORDHAM. as we were dared to write, beP cause skirts got longer? CO- E. B. SNOW P. S. This column comes to through, the redoubled efforts Everything in It seems strange that so near you of students fasting and praying Christmas so many people become that the affliction that was preycareless with their mail. Still FURNITURE, PAINTS ing on poor old Pris body would they do, and, since the press abate long enough for her to do AND GLASS keeps no secrets (except its own) her weekly or stuff. we herein plant cuttings from let- indeed1, Pris has been ill, yeah Yes, ters which we have found lying even in bed with her illness. Now, 0srgS!llMSS131SlSMSl!lIlSlSlSS13SlS!lM)S!l!a!irg:! about. if it was me I wouldnt let such Dear Santy Claus: Lii;illlIS!li5iSSll!ialggM?t!SSSgiajggS5 a little thing as illness affect the Im just a little girl and I dont news. want so very much, but if you P would please bring me a doll I Bish Fawcett, the brilliant Dixie AND CAFE would be so very happy. athlete, surprised the chemistry class the other day by his excepLovingly, tionally poor ability to absorb. Mr. EVELYN THURSTON. service. the only place with a P. S. If you have a spare jar Nicholes, after diligently laboring three-fourtclass of the for of wrinkle remover, I could use period, paused and considered his some of that, too. E. T. LARGER AND BETTER job well done. He had been explaining isotopes. The students, All I want, Santa Claus, is a with the exception of one (Bish) scrap book. looked very intelligent. He raised ROLLO DUTSON. his hand and murmured bashfully, We knew times were hard, but Would you mind explaining that we thought he looked well enough again that I too might fed. FURNITURE '1 LIBERTY HOTEL 24-ho- ur hs FOR SOMETHING i 33 g SI HIS! NICE TO EAT OR DRINK MILLER BROTHERS GARAGE THE OASIS EXPERT REPAIRING ON SMILING SERVICE ALL CARS DODGE AND CHEVROLET SALES AND SERVICE a I !P The wise guy who said. Gray matter and good looks dont go together should be around this school, now. Every time a certain name is mentioned remarks such as the following are heard: Good MERRY CHRISTMAS Santa Claus left his best gifts for everybody with us. Come in and pick out yours. looking isnt he? Handsome, Id AND SPORTING say. Cute, Smart, Some student, Gee, he seems to know everything. GOODS STORE Thinks he does. (We suspect that this was from an A student). Oh, RULON SNOW, Prop. hes quite the boy, all right. (Recognize any of your pet phrases, aliaMBglgSISniSSSBBElSEBgiaBISIllEElSSBISBBlBlIBBiaSSEKaSSIlhMigi girls?) But, of course, you know SSEilSiaEglSISlllIlSElsjasMMlSIigilllgfflglElgiasiiailJilllHlSMllllglSlsgBSSIHIlSISgil! the mystic name. No! Frank E. Miles, of course. SUNSHINE ELECTRIC It is with genuine pleasure that through the medium of this Dixie News, we extend to the Begin your upward clinlb by opening wishes for a Merry Christmas and a most enjoyable New Year. sa B B Pi a BANK ACCOUNT g A. R. WHITEHEAD & SON B The Most for Your Money Merchants igiiHraTsra One of the most resourceful men in our college is Howard Carmon. For several years hes had a try at athletics, but didnt manage to make the B. B. team. Said Howsuccess. ard, I want complete Therefore, I shall bend mine energies toward another goal of triumph. Having made this rescflva, our versatile hero took up debating, and lo, the first thing the Soph team wins the leather med- giaiM!gigiwMiai3iiiii!iBMMit: iiK:iiiMaiRigi'iR,rgi;gti3tiia'igiaig!H:B g RRNPfBKcBB E DIXIE POWER COIMP ANY DIXIE COLLEGE BOOK STORE EXTENDS SEASONS GREETINGS ENDURA PENS Free Service Forever CONKLIN TO ALL. BRIEF CASES Congrato. P NOTE TTr'i aame li as you raise one CREPE PAPER ART MATERIAL HALF PRICE MISCELLANEOUS CHRISTMAS GREETINGS DIXIE DRUG CO. SSiBBIKKiiMaiH v u you want; the foot, BOOKS ATHLETIC GOODS Christmas Decorations at cost. See our windows for special bargains. H. Val Hafen has some new specs. Obvious truth. But, do any know the cause of this sudden outlay of cash? Did he have Were his eyes getting 0J.UU- - xn. fe BANK OF ST. GEORGE F A few days ago the second year girls played a practice game of basketball with the Seniors. Due to various things the Seniors won. We know not the score, but from all reports it was a close battle. (That doesnt necessarily mean the score was close.) R We invite you sole-leath- er al. stu- dents of the Dixie High School and College best .P Karl Stratton has developed a habit of helping Evelyn kick the pavement up in front of the beauty parlor. Loods bad. Well, of course it does. What does? To see students wearing out valuable in these hard times, trying to destroy public property. We couldnt find out what Kaye thinks of the affair. She discreetly refuses to speak until shes seen her lawyer. g i: an wgrgi SUPPLIES |