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Show Disie. J Qumalists How to Catch a Man all confronting desire to go out occassionally, (a) unfortunate ratio of three girls to every status boy, and (b) Financially embarrassed, of those personages that make a date possible namely: men (at this point we feel it our duty to make mention of the fact, that in a recent campus-wi- de survey, 912 out of every 10 consulted girls prefer a broke man to no man) we have condensed the following data, which we feel will be of value to the feminine pulchritude of Dixie. who 1. Attract a. This plished by his attention may be inconspicuously accom- (1) Hanging by the teeth from the seme flagpole, simultaneously whistling tune. lively (2) Falling into a dead faint upen ome convenient subject into whose espying arms to callapse. These infallible methods have been tested and proved successful in the following cases: NcQuaid vs. Jennings, and McMullin vs. Baker. Crosby vs. Fullmer, 2. Look beautiful. This is fairly simple with the aid of Rye Krisp, plastic surgery, and the DuBarry course. Example: Everyone is aware of the fact that this is how Holmes got Hafen. e recommend 3. Be alluring. perfumes, a slinky walk For oriental false eyelashes. and verification of this theory merely note the case of 4. Kemp Surpress vs. Tobler. all impulses knowledge, as in most cases it that of the desired male. This to expose your is superior to was the deterg. case of Stucki vs. mining factor in the Lund-ber- 5. For best results follow 6. Carefully. M-M- ZN ARE SHOWING instructions. in the St. George Stake got off to start with the 2nd and sixth wards In the dominating the first round of play. second round things were different, however, with the sixth going down to defeat at thei 'and of coach Stan Jones, second ward; and the Fourth ward losing out by one point to hare playing five from the third ward Here are the league standings of the firstj week: W 2nd ward 2 0 3rd ward 1 1 0 0 5th ward 4th ward L 1 Qtf) people and one gals first kids say 1,000 ,000 ,000 "Howdy" it's educe to Pat Burris. Pab':s a junior at forms (Line I left no pushing.) well, whaddya know I Bobs a transfer from male interesting lass. nice people. meet the men Nov; Something pint-siz- ed Pai smile at the from Magna. ear cousin I new has teen listening Six very the It's Robert Jensen. Salt Lake. Four more that used to haunt Dixie's halls oldies are Clare Schmutz, Clare Tanner, uwin Less,, and Hubert Giles. Glad to see you back Chums And I thought I could Is my face red new -- 1 1 Humblest apologies on sen lad Dick Moody? It3s Joe Stalin. Forgive befuddled me. Dick is Maybe the mustauches from Delta, a ballplaying junior. To all you kids who go around with your eyes shut and your fingers in your eyes another very interesting blonde is Freeman Johnson, Jr. from Las Vegas. I think Alma ones is playing hard to get. Come around Alma, advance and be recognized. (A junior from Veyo.) Stop pushing guys and gals. Consider yourremember names I knee. me selves formally introduced r and go to it I 7 parties, presents, and mistuctoc. are we packed regretfully away for another ys-- r, As are dazzled by the tragedies that occurred during the holidays, which are in evidence cn the third finger, left hand of certain individuals. The deluded individuals sporting these sparklers are: Ellen Sno;, Marie naicn, Flora Brooks, Jouette Lamorcaux, and rnn The givers are, respectively: Kaye ay-b- nnc e , Kelly bates, Larry and Casebolt. Bill vitt, on we, jAcMvTLlin, To the ee. 6 Dea. c afore-mention- ed behalf of the stuuent-bod- y, sympatny. Acknowledgements are extended also to ar-leid N. Paxman, and Raeburn; Mckae Cameron adAnne Bamhurst from Hatch, Utah, who took vantage of the holidays, and were rmarrieu. heart-fe- lt ne NCRDBLGM "BE o CLEAIILKb DIXIE 0 F F EQUIP and Foi MIML-NCLDi- zE" Art ) I 0 E M a P N Office oupplies Percent 0 1,000 1 ,500 1 2 added to Dixie. extend The a good Team Lend your bestest Got an introduction. persons, TALENT M-- Men 6th ward Thursday. J AnwI?t LATEST COMMUNIQUE Realizing the obstacles females Chatt e.r THIS?? CAN YOU FEATURE Series I ' DillE DRUG Friendly Fountain GDj-LudJJ- u'aTSCND The Drop Drugs D. C. In Confectionary Jatson, B Portraits Photo Finishing Films Cameras Owner You can Prints still have made from Yearbook photos i |