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Show EXCHANGE EXCHANGE of our schools aro discussing plans for thoir Junior prons. It sounds like spring. Debating is also boing sot up as an outstanding part of our AMD "Isms"--- Many activities. various schools .D. seems B. A. C. to think sho's all sot for a win. ll say shell be disapas upset. pointed as well Wo .D. of U. song contest for the selection of a new Alma Mater song has bin narrowod down to three songs. From these will be approved and selected one song by the student body. U. The "Tho Dwayne .D. Deacon 3s pi in, formerly scholarship student to the 3.Y.U., is the guy that supplies the spark for the Cougar quintet with his accuracy in pitching baskets. He is the smallest man on the squad. a and a Dixieito, Its .D. after a month all Xmas; our bills due; Old Santa is busted; weve got to through. The cute end little aro come sleds, The things wo sent Grandma, our uncles, and aunts the pants. Our wont some us a check; the and sell the balance to buy You and an autonob ilo. own more raise your bull and cows, stay at home, keep out of Europes squabbles, mind your own business, and livu happily ever after. Beaver Bee. if .D. you like an antidote to tho above you read a column in the Y Hews, January 10, called "From this Booth" by Nayne. It is a refreshing bit of sarcasm. It also discusses our position with England at the present time. Ho recommend AYE ALL BUT NOT1 JOHN OUT, to one of I TK3 LANDING Mr, Hardys classes were startled, early this week, to find that tho students wore not occupying their usual seating positions. In fact, Mr. Hardy was having them stand he was doing a routine little check-u- p. is this?" asked tho tardy ones. "Mr. Hirdy is just finding our standing in the class," was the helpful re"Uhat kind banker please send giving us "Heck" . coln Laconic Success comes In cans. Hill Top Echo .D. tort. Presence D. can. You it, clothes new while installments are due, and theyre cad we some of some of Latecomers feel light in our pockets keep both cotvs, drink milk, eat tho butter from Americanism: .D. keeping us counting black sheop in our beds. Oh, bull. yJE Are Aro making Version Hew A You have two cows; you give Socialism: one to your neighbor. Communism: You have two cows, you give both to the government, and the government sells then back to you. Nanism: The government shoots you and takes the cows. Now Dealism: Tho Government shoots one of the cows, milks the other one and pours the milk doxra the sewer. Capitalism: You sell one cow and buy a dolls, buggies wagon, Pegs Savon SPICE I can, You can, to have .D. ' of mind is a very fino thing in an automobile accident, but something even finer is absenso of body. .D. |