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Show THE DIXIE NEWS, SAINT GEORGE, UTAH 1 fi 3 1 EVERYONE YOU WANT HEALTH AND HAPPINESS YOUR DIET IS VERY ESSENTIAL IN ATTAINING IT DIXIE BARBER SHOP John M. Higgins, Prop. ADMIRES xt Sanitary and Antiseptic A Well Dressed Man Methods Dixie Beauty Shoppe Phone 116-- J. & E. TOGGERY I WE All Varieties, Standard Types Carry Foods In Season, FOR LESS MONEY fei i MATHIS MARKET l)iTaBBBBBBiaiai5IBBgBBEiaiHiE;'5IEIES1Ellliai,8lg8l!HliSllSlKlPl8lg8Kgl5!i,851E'iSigiaigig;g;i3g;g SI ggjusssagisiisissiBissiiiaBaassiEiHEgi OBS gggBiaSiassugSEESHESilSgBlSiBsJ lHj 1 1 Ii QUALITY BAKERY i We are the BUSIEST LOAFERS In Town fB3333I3!iaa3l8lBSlli:S!!3gSIgigilliggi I I HOME CAFE Albert Fawcett, Prop, Short Orders K. a13 Pickett Lumber Co. Candies and Ice Cream We aim to please our cus-- I tomers and appreciate your BUILDING MATERIAL, HARDWARE PAINTS, DISHES, LINOLEUM patronage IF YOUR RANGE NEEDS REPAIRS WE FIX IT You Furnish The Parts And We Will Install Them WHITE FRONT SERVICE STATION Sanitary Barber Service Just the Way you Like it FREE OF CHARGE Dixie Power Co. ss giiiaassBasBSisssHaBmsHUHSHns! WE STAND FOR WASHINGTON COUNTY ITS RESOURCES AND ITS PEOPLE COZY BARBER SHOP Pratt Miles Dr. Albert J. Hutchings Pratt Prince WE ARE HERE TO FOSTER THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE ONE AND SERVE UNTIRINGLY THE OTHER Dermiticians DIXIE STOCKGROWERS BANK and DENTAL SURGEON POPULAR PRICES Dear Mr. Wisebird: Like all the rest, Ive come to you for advise. I know all the best people in town. Now why dont they associate with me? I. B. Smart. Dear Mr. Smart : ALBERT HERMAN 1 Harness and Saddlery Auto Top Repairing Gents Furnishings A Specialty They know you. D s Dear Mr. Wisebird: I am thinking of getting mar- 13 targsisugfgRiBsugsisisugisiisisisisiKiasiaigiiaig1 is ried and would like to know, please, how much it will cost us to live. I. M. Waiting, St. George. Dear Mr. Waiting: Not at all difficult to figure. Just add about five dollars a week to what you get. ia SOUTHERN UTAH si This Space is Reserved 1 TELEPHONE For a iaiasBHaas0siaaassisisiaaaas - Connects with Western Union & Bell NELSON BEAUTY SHOP SI CO- ST. GEORGE, UTAH CAPITAL AND SURPLUS $30,000.00 BRING YOUR TROUBLES TO MR. WISE BIRD Lund and Barton Garage D Dear Mr. Wisebird: I am a student of physiology but cannot find out when a man may be said to have four hands. When could that be? A ford full of love, mi E. B. is M OUR PRICES ARE THE LOWEST Amy H. Dear Amy: When? Why when he les his fists. Snow Furniture Co. My RUGS, LINOLEUM, doub- g g H El SUIT CASES D D IH Dear Mr. Wisebird: Why is it so difficult for a little man to get credit ? I cant understand it. Yours truly, AUTHORIZED CHEVROLET DEALER Arthur Paxman. GOODYEAR TIRES, AUTO ACCESSORIES Dear Mr. Paxman: Ive always found that the HEADQUARTERS LUND AND BARTON TRUCK LINE shorter a man is the longer he ST. GEORGE, UTAH. 3 is paying his debts. Dear Mr. Wisebird: Dear Mr. Wisebird: Why are there no whiskered aBBSHSIsHsmBBBmsmsaSSSHSBSislI We are a group of Freshies. men in heaven? Please answer PACE INN The Sophs tell us that we are mail. return by Noto like a DIVORCE SUITS? No! No! Dress Suits, School Suits, Boys Suits, Ladies Suits and Coats, Overcoats, Sweaters, Shirts, Ties, Shoes. Fit and Satisfaction Guaranteed JOB F. HALL, Phone 78-- telescope. Service Station and Camp Ground Gas, Oil and Accessories Homelike Accommodations Cabins Newly Furnished We Strive to Please. why? Freshies, Kenneth Judd. Dear Kenneth: My Dear Freshies: Because men get in by a close Dont let the matter worry shave. you, my dears. The analogy is simple. A Freshie is like a LITTLE JOHNNYS because he is easily a telescope STORY El drawn out, seen through, and shut up. The teacher asked her pupils PBBHmaaiisaaasassmaaiiaiiEK D & to turn in a short story on some fl gj domestic fowl, or animal. LitMODERN CLEANERS Dear Mr. Wisebird: tle Johnny outdid the rest of NEW ARROWHEAD AND DYERS Will you help me too? Why HOTEL H is a summer dress in winter like them by handing in this gem: and Geese is a low heavy bird Cleaning, Pressing an extracted tooth? g Dining Room, Coffee Shop a is mostly meet and feathwhich Repairing H Yours truly, a Service a ers. His head sits on one end a a Lorna. We call for and deliver. and he sits on the other. Geese Try our 45 Cent Dinners Dear Lorna: a Phone 15-Ip cant sing on account of the a Surely one is too thin and the a a dampness of the moisture. a a other is tooth out. 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D a 3 a D What shall I say Reporter: ligiggaBigaaaagaaHaaaiaaaaaaaia about two the peroxide blondes Dear Mr. Wisebird: li7li31iiilllSjESES!S-rriaiSSiSSmade who such a fuss at the ah Baaaaaaiaaaaaaasaaaaasaaasa mm (j so Would you be kind as to m game? lcII me trousers on why buying STAR BAKERY Editor: Why just say the DIXIE CAMP credit is dishonorable. I am a went wild. bleachers Our Daily Bread 'aw student but I cant fathD om this one. Accommodations for All Pastry Snow in Reed Miss Blake. Give history: Auto Accessories High Grade Confections k w Mr. Dear Blake: of me one the memorable dates m and Gas and Oil B Why nothing could be plainer. in history. M Tourist Supplies Wouldnt Erma Worthen: they be breeches of Anthonys a M a trust? date with Cleopatra. J. F. Linder SHOE REPAIRING R BSIHlSBllSiSBSBHiEIa ISBBBBIHIBBaBIlBIlBgpiHliilgHiaaSIHIiaigSBBBBIlBBiMgllBBSHlIBHIlIilBBlHasSI m 1 Ia 11 i jH is5 (H fei KJ fcj St. George Hotel and Cafe NEW AND MODERN, POPULAR PRICES FOUNTAIN SPECIALTIES J. I. SANDERS, PROP. FINE CANDIES, CIGARS AND TOBACCO STUDENTS, SEE US FOR YOUR CLASS BANQUETS BH3lsIiliaa!l3H311lliailI33iagSS3M33aaSlflllB3EiasBSiai'Klli;ll!l!i3S8 -- Hi Hi Hi 3Hi a ss Kj Kl I.K) FOR CASH, WE CARRY THE BEST THERE IS TO BUY IN REASONABLE PRICES IN THE MOST UP TO DATE LINE OF DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, HARDWARE, NOTIONS GENTS HATS, SHIRTS, UNDERWEAR, TIES, SHOES, SWEATERS, OVERCOATS. In The Ladies Line, We Carry All You Wish To Wear, Both In Silk and Lisle, Wool, Cotton, or Mixed Ready-to-we- ar CALL AND SEE OUR LINE BEFORE BUYING CHARLES F. FOSTER, PROP. Kj tel iaaaaai3i3i3BiHmi3!HsaasiH3!HHBaaig(aaasasLH:i'siHiiiHaiH:iH!SiHiffl3 1 i 1 j I |