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Show 22 The Dixie Owl, St. Oeorge, Utah little unfortunates and supply them with winter clothing. And the little boys and girls who stood looking wistfully in shop windows, I would buy them every toy their hearts craved. Then to the candy factory Id go to buy oodles and oodles of the gummiest drops and creamiest chocolates, and every kid would have for once, all it could possibly hold. Next Id go to the market and buy a large basket of everything good to eat, fat Christmas turkey, cranberries, sweet potatoes, rice cakes, with lots of molasses, steam plum pudding, raisins, nuts, oranges, grapes and apples. I would see that each of the children had plenty to eat. In the bottom of the basket I would put a package, labled, To Mother. It would contain a large bottle of castor oil for morning. where Id My next trip would be to the packing-housScouts-hanit upon g buy bushels of suet, and have the Boy limb birds. tree for the every e, I would go to every bride-to-b- e and but dare not on account of the high cost of living, and build her the exact kind of a cosy home that she wants. When I had filled her pantry full of dishes, her cellar full of good things to eat, and had turned on every electric light, bride-that-wants-to-- be and tell her to run Id give her a crisp the goose high. After this Id But, interrupts my friend, youve spent over a mil- lion now. Well, while spending an imaginary million I had just as well spend two or three more. With the remainder Id buy Bed Cross Christmas Seals, and sum it up to the best Christmas I had ever spent. Hilda Oxborrow 23. Mr. Nicholes (in chemistry lab.) Students, this is a very dangerous experiment. We are all liable to be blown through space. Now come closer so you will be more able to follow me. |