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Show Pae Eight Excerpts from a Seed Catalog "Hell, Lightenin' , youre just a mule, and the son. of a jack-as- s, and Im a man and made in the image of God. But here we work, hitched up together, year in and year out, and I often wonder if I work for you or you work for me. Maybe it's a partnership. Anyway, I w ork as hard as you do plowcover the same ing or cultivating. do on two legs and I but it distance, on do do so I you tvjice as much four, work per leg as you do. Soon well harT7e it I'll and vest the corn. give one-thi- to rd to you, and the landlord, the rest is mine. You eat all of yours but the cob. I have to divide mine with one-thi- rd wife and seven children, and six hogs and sixty hens, two ducks and a banker. If you and I both need shoes, you'll get my them. Yes, sir, Light nin , you're getting best of me. I ask you now, if fair for a mule, the son of a jack-as- s, to swindle a man, the lord of all creation, the most intelligent of all ani- the mals? vate, its plow and cultiand I must cut, shock and husk the You me only help at me over the corn while you pasture fence. You ornery old critter, I even have to worry about the mortgage on your tough, ungrateful hide. About the only time I ret anything on you is on election. I can vote and you c aint. But after election day I realize right away Ive been as big a jack-aas ever your papa was. And then I begin to wonder if politics hee-ha- w ss for was made to ' now, make men or or just out of men. Honest jack-ass- es jack-ass- es when you know Lightnin, how all these can you keep such a straight face, and look so dumb and innocent? things, D D you're the new office boy? cashier tell you what to do afternoons? He said the most im Boy: Yes, sir. portant thing is to wake him up when, the Boss: Did the boss is So coming. Professor-"Ca- n uses of cow Student-"Ye- s, gether . " you hides? it tell me one of the the keeps "Both reality." you are heard TEAM TO MEET TRACK Dixie and college B. A C . the B. SATURDAY A. C. will track meet in Cedar City Saturday afternoon. The Flyers will al- hold a dual enter a team in the B. Y. U. Relays Anril 25 c 26. In spite of the hurricane in Hurricane Invitational Saturday, Aril 12, the meet went full swing thru the various events. Dixie made a good showing in so on of the. contests. In the college division, Stan Holt some first won and Bob in the mile event, Gardner took third place in the broad jump. Grant Christensen won first place in the pole vault. In the division, Marion Nelson placed second in the 100 and 220 Don Best placed third in yard dashes. the mile run. B. A. C. won the most points among the colleges entered, while Richfield took the high school honors, Yoodward took first place in the tenth grade division. In the tennis .latches, the girls were the ones to keep Dixies name on the record, They were unchallenged. The colwere lege mens doubles and singles mato a form the of natter play mostly place high-scho- ol tches off. Ho really enjoyed the one of the winds that came up play sundown. early in the day and lasted to The seniors edged out the juniors take the interclass meet on April 3 A 4. They won 78 points to 76. The sophs edged out the freshies for third place because till l6 28 to 25 g. in the events were: Winners Low hur yd. 100 Hen McDonald, seniors; Marion Nelson, freshmen; mile run, dash, Stan Holt, juniors; 440, Stan Holt, ju680 reniors; 88, Don Homer, seniors; Marion Nelson, lay, juniors; high jump, ' dles, discus, Grant Christensen, shot, Doug Hafen, sophomores; high hurdles, Hillard Stratton, seniors; re- freshmen; seniors; 220, Marion Nelson, freshmen; mile lay, juniors; javelin, Hillard Stratton, seniors; pole vault, Grant Christensen, seniors; broad jump, Marion Nelson, freshmen . D DON HOMER d T.JtBS IE' MIS SINGLES cow to- is the champion of the colHe won this in tennis singles. Don Homer bustle and a romance are alike? historical "Ho, how are they? "Have DIXIE how a fictitious tales, on stern lege honor by defeating Grant Christensen in the finals The Monday. finals in the doubles are to be played today, with Grant and Don. pairing Stantoi. Mr. Garner and QjmuGair-3- t |
