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Show DIXIE'S ,fOLD YEAR A parody U G H T S LAMENTS ; A NAD are the funniest things, and I " guess I know. to" the "Last night I took one of them Women ' if what students have made, and, .1 hope, what they thought I'd be, I did not bring the failures; my days were bright and new. 1 all fall; when And the work was' what students made I had ; will nor choice; Through all the days of trial. I given a voice. If victory came, students earned Was' If it; And was - have made of' ; shame and do,'-I' ' ' And ; ' ' . to thipk of .other girls; by;golly, we're 1 hrpugh . " she has done gohe and' given-mV- V I.'. the ..air.so!, I ask you, is a .woman very. so-- ' ' e ! And ' ' : ' 1 ; . me.- happiness. 4 ' you .ever ' am in f their petty failures, their glory, their success. I am their soul's advancement," their I ' c a year to be, am what I in passing, students that 7 ' nished but the. hour. empty-hande- d, ' , ; "I came here' his home-- - And A ' through, if Id even mention the pretty lcad- girl, She would cuss me into a tails pin and 'drop-min a whirl, And .'sho'd, come back with, a, "That's:; all. as not was the faith and power. sorrow came, Fate sent it ; I fur- - theirs all a 'why aren't you?.''. all (she. did all the way home wish that' she could go and live : w and bawl' said, "Tyrono Gable is sure cute; She no sit the show was then, . me ; . the villain gave the hero T.hcnever ' And ,fI am show, she did was picture And am I was the time allotted the students to do.. DOPEY WOMEN . Dedicated to the graduating class I heard Dixie's-olyear talking, and seemed to say to me- -"I SLINGS .F-.- ., Fair? can talk 'all the day, But if a. man opens his mouth, well, it o'., just doesnt pay. !. So , you .guy'ss hpro.. i s '. Some mighty; goodadvice , g women 'or youre to Dont; go .around with ' na- pay the. price.. So even ;thc women "will agree that they.-apdopey; y Anyway, I do. Dont 'you? I hope,- I ;hopo,. I. hopey. A ;woman. dog-go- ne - ' 4 - t "I was not born in evil nor governed' - " ... .... the stars.; toto. some Im bringing high honors, ' others ugly, scars. The schooling days are numbered; 'twas the time for toil, And each has reaped the harvest, as he by tilled the soil. has ., ' . ' ' ' students have made I hope, what, they thought And so shall bo. the shall follow Now mo.. I'd ' 'and,' Paging Aubrey Only one thing Rudy unhappy..;;- It's makes our much-longer- curious We ' recommend your pet cat. bo : .D. Ve re bankrupt. ' - licity I" ' , If all ' . ' pub -- ... .D. ' six boys who wanted to Blake on Sophomore day? by Clara Who sit .D. " Af .t or'" women c omc s j ' ; to. you for stuffing says, , " ' . St an "Botanist" the way ho and Mr. Hardy disagree, ovor.how mistletoe should classified. t vthc! national debt, for Use.' of a hall. on or wo will .D. ' be it " - knee;--- on , ' What wc wondered about, in our way, was hoiv .Jessie Lou hurt .her deficit that something should be done about getting a recreation hall', or. at' least hold-.ln- g our. social affairs somewhere' where isn-'.vi" necessary to pay a portion cf D ! " ' SAY: the Prom,- and since other' such things.es 'the Girls day dance have been.. investigated, there are students .and faculty. members who feel Our days ..' . D. ' GEOUCHO Since the bo, soon which Year,, are good or evil, as each student serves and strives, For years are but the records on which A:. ...A students write their lives., Earl Raf on ' N., B. I me, : .... ' .. what am , - ; "I ' wore the . D." lane Pace was out with, a guy Sunday night,' :ahd ..it wasn't Merle J " |