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Show The Dixie Owl, St. George, Utah 82 tion, in our minds the desire for knowledge, and ever before our eyes is the motto I Can. On the road to success there are failures Whose bones bleach white in the dust But the Second Year Class wont surrender Well win! we can, and we must! I thank you, M. W. HUMOR Leila: This check is not endorsed. Freshie: What do you mean? Leila: Why you have to write on the back of it so will know you have got the money. father your a After short interval the Freshie returned with the check inscribed as follows : Dear Father: Thank you ever so much for sending the check and also for sending $5 more than I sent for. I got the money all right. I had just $1.12 when the check came. Best love to Mama and little Karl. Your obedient son, Leland Russel. Kieth Seegmiller (in court) Your honor, unfortunat- ely in this case I am opposed by the most unmitigated scoundrel Marion Gates : My learned friend is such a notorious preventer Will the attorneys kindly confine their re Judge: marks to such matters as are in dispute? Mr. Romney (in history) What proof have we that Benedict Arnold was really a loyal American, and that he loved the United States. Fye Knell : (confusing soldiers suit and uniform) When he died he wanted to be buried in his union suits. |