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Show aAAAAAiiAiiiAiiAiiiiAiAAa CAUSTIC HUMOR CF GALILEO. . Used in Demolishing Argument Made by Brother Scientist. In a recently published biography of Galileo some stories are told of the caustic humor of that bold investigator. Lotario Sarsi, a writer on science, Straighten Up The main muscular supports of body weaken and let go under Backache or Lumbago. To restore, strengthen and straighten up, usa 1st. Jacobs Oil Price 23c,' and 50c. ! (Bf ?f t T TTTYVTVTTf TTTTTTTf aHiiiiiinimimimiimmuiimmiiumiA 9 Fergus Coalter MUSIC CO. India Rubber Imports. The importation of India rubber into the United States last year exceeded 50,000,000 pounds, and was valued at more than $30,000,000. The imports have Increased about 50 per cent in the last ten years. Over worth of manufactures from India rubber are now turned out annually from American factories. ORGANS FOR $75 lOeOOO PtVCES SHUT MUSIO . AT 10 OSNTS PBR COPY NO PON CATALOOUIS Fergus Coalter Music Co., SALT LAKE CITY. Old Nibs. When I was a boy we played a It was feargame called Old Nibs. fully and wonderfully made, and was played in and about a roomy old barn in the neighborhood. Old Nibs, supposed to be a demon of infernal conception, reigned in the stable. He was transformed from one of the innocent bevy of boys by a chance selection and immediately retired to the barn to become a monster of hideous mien. Then we made sallies at the barn, and brave was he who could clamber in at a rear window and pass out at another, trespassing upon the domain of the demon as he snorted in his lair. On one occasion I slipped through the hay mow door froi an apple tree hard by, and scrambled aloft on the redolent hay. The adolescent accomplices on the ground were supposed to keep Old Nibs busy while I watched my chance to lock him out of his own home; but they didnt! He came crashing up the stairs after me, sihoke issuing from his nostrils, a weird and mighty bellow emanating from his throat. I stood for a moment almost paralyzed with fear.. Then my eye caught the hay chute orifice, and with one fell swoop, I dove for it, head first! It was a leap for life on the spur of the .moment, and while the execution was good, the results were poor. Like the ordinary hay chute. It was ,hig at the top, tapering to a small hole at the bottom. The result may he guessed I stuck, head foremost in the chute! I not only stuck In the chute, hut I stuck so tightly that even Old Nibs had to turn in with his persecutors and help extricate me. Then they made me Old Nibs. That was the game. There are no games nowadays like At least I havent noticOld Nibs. ed any such and Im not pessimist!-ca- l about boys and their games, Writer Tells of Extraordinary Shot He Baths for School Children. All new schools in Switzerland have a portion of the ground floor appropriated for baths. Each class bathes about once a fortnight, summer and winter. Soap is used, and a warm bath is followed by a cooler one. Sick Once Made. I myself made the most extraordinary shot at an antelope that I ever heard of, which, however, has nothing to do with good shooting, but rather with the erratic course that a rifle children and those skin dis0 hall may take. With several scouts, eases are excluded. having white men and Indians, I rode over a hill, to see three or four buck anteBrights Disease Cured. lope spring to their feet, run a short Whitehall, 111., Dec. 7. A case has I been recorded in this place distance and then stop to look. Beware of Ointments for Catarrh recently, which which upsets the made a quick shot at one, theory of many phythat Contains Mercury. I found to him on going dropped, and sicians that Brights Disease Is incurm mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell end him not dead, though desperately able. It 13 the case of Mr. Lon Manley, completely derange the whole system when entering It through the mucous surfaces. Such articles wounded. The animal had been stand- whom the doctors told that he could should never be used except on prescriptions from reputable physicians, as the damage they will do Is ing broadside on his face toward my never recover. Mr. Manley tells the tea fold to the good you can possibly derive from left - The ball had struck the left story of his case and how he was them. Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Chaney A Co., Toledo, O., contains no mercury, and elbow, splintering the olecranon, pass- cured In this way: Is taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying Hall's ed through the brisket, broken the I began using Dodds Kidney Pills is Catarrh Care be sure you get the genuine. It right humerus, turned at right angles after the doctors had given me up. taken Internally and made In Toledo, Ohio, by F. J, A Co. free. Testimonials Cheney and gone back, cutting several ribs, For four or five years I had Kidney, Sold oy Druggists. Price 75c per bottle. broken the right femur, then turned Stomach and Liver Troubles; I was a Hall's Family Pills are the best. again at right angles and came out general wreck and at times I would A Feminine Toast through the inRide of the leg, and get down with my back so bad that I At a state Federation dinner, enstruck the left hook joint, which it dis- could not turn myself in bed for three located and twisted off, so that it hung or four days at a time. joyed by club women of the Northwest, in St. Paul, Minn., a witty reby a very narrow string of hide. I I had several doctors and at last sponse to the toast, The Ideal Man, never again expect to see so extraord- they told me I had Brights Disease, Man is the paragon ran as follows: inary a course for a rifle ball. Out- and that I could never get well. I of animals. On his own ground he ing. commenced to use Dodds Kidney Pills surpassed the lion in magnanimity, the and I am now able to do all my work SANK OF ENGLANDS MUSEUM. fox In acumen, the parrot in repartee, either. am all right. I most heartily and the monkey in versatility, the ant in recommend Dodds Kidney Pills and HI Curious Collection of Notes of thrift, the fish in the spider am very thankful for the cure they Tfcs-Fi- sst ... t.Qcical Interest. Hunt. in all that goes to make upX valued worked In my case. They saved my first soft snow has fallen member of society. I dare say that. If The The bank of England has a curious life after the And the earth Is white with down doctors had given me museum in which the principal exall the facts were known, man is more Get your hunting coat and mittens, ' up. , the and call the gun Bring of an absolute success than the mule I" houn; hibits are Its own notes. Rabbit tracks are bold and plenty. Not Far Away. Is a note them for a Zig-zaAmong penny, in the brushy glen. PIsos Cure for Consumption Is an infalllbla "I was once, said a celebrated on your shoulder. Hang the game-ba- g which was issued by mistake and Fill the belt with number 10! medicine for coughs and colds. N. W. Samuil. in a Cornish mine some Anback for the bank $25. preacher, by bought cold Put a in snack your pocket Ocean Grove, N. J.. Feb. 17, 1900. And were off behind the pack, other is a note for a million pounds. hundreds of feet down in the bowels Trecklng through the virgin blanket. A third is a banknote, which was of the earth. Crawling down a ladder, Veering woodward on the tack! Dressing the Hair In Africa. found inside a codfish caught off the and feeling that the temperature was The Suk tribe in Africa work their Cotton-tail- s are sleeping snugly Newfoundland banks, and a fourth Is every moment getting warmer, I said hair into a kind of matted Underneath the old brush heaps. Now when I stamp it be a note which was in circulation for to a miner who was ready cnignon stiffened with clay. This HI! He flies in frightened leaps! accompanying over a century and a half before it me: reaches almost to the waist. The Suk Gun to shoulder, eye to barrel; Its getting very hot down Quick as flash the trigger play was presented for payment also wears a curious cape made ol Sends the leaaen missiles plunging here; how far Is it, do you think, to There are many forged notes in the the infernal regions? At the wagging ball of gray! monkey skin rubbed soft. This cape I dont is not worn for warmth or protection museum, their value aggregating man; know exactly, he replied, but if you from the sun, but when it rains they millions of dollars, and there are also let go you will be there In about two some notes which were recovered by minutes. put the cape over their heads to prevent the clay being washed out of their divers from the sunken wreck of thr hair. 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Why the demon in him throbbing. when the stomach is not nourished. is, I believe, a correct one, for in the Burning like the breath of fire? Nervous fear is a sure sign that the smaller heads which I have examined Walked Many Thousand Miles. Home at night all wet and weary, body is not supplied with the right these rings coincided with the age of the sheep, as told by the teeth. Up Laden down with cotton-tail- s. An English postman died recently food. 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Kindly Mention This Paper. perhap. $100,-000,00- $350 PIANOS FOR $100 $ 150 having said that the Babylonians used to cook eggs by whirling them in a The cause of sling, Galileo replied: such an effect is very remote from that to which it is attributed and to find the true cause I shall reason If an effect does not follow thus: with us which followed with others at another time it is because in our experiments something is wanting which was the cause of the former success; and if only one thing is wanting to us that one thing is the true cause. Now we have eggs and slings and strong men to whirl them, and yet they will not become cooked; nay, 11 tney were hot at first they more quickly become cold; and since nothing is wanting to us but to be Babylonian it follows that being Babylonians is the true cause why the eggs became cooked and not to the friction of the air, which is what I wish to prove. It Might Have Been. COLLEGE BOYS AND THE NEWSL The sun .went down In s blood-re- d cloud And the wind breathed a low, harah Cars for Little Outside of Their Own sigh; And a strange, weird veil, like a sombre Small World. shroud. down from the murky sky. is There Hung hardly anything more abThevfox-hound- s at the angry moon surd than the ThV flickered bayed way college students a dim, sad light. e crickets chirped a doleful tune And read the newspapers," remarked tha To the ghosts abroad that night. graduate at the University club. As It was such a night as brave men hats. a rule they ignore the live news of When the darkness seems to hide the day and read only the sporting But dimly shapes that congregate And through the shadows glide. page. I remember when I was in colNo start to point the traveler horns. lege there were several epoch-makin- g No light on land or sea, A night when ghost and witch sad events that took place, but the boya gnome took no interest in them. In fact, they Hold fiendish revelry. practically did not discuss them at Through Dead Mans Gnlch, by the alL When the Maine was blown up haunted mill. there was a slight ripple of excitement That stands like a specter white. With Us broken arms so gaunt and still, and a few expressions of anger, but A footman passed that night. within a day or two the students were He trudged along till from without The shadows stood a man. again deep in the sporting page. And But the footman did not faint nor shout. even on the sporting page the interest He neither turned nor ran. was limited to college contests. It He stood his ground brave to defend was almost absurd to see how we His every act and deed. Till the shadow spoke and said, My were wrapped up in our little world. friend, Can you give me a chew of the weed?" Fortunately, however, as soon as a colThe chew was given, each went his way. lege boy is graduated he rapidly broadThere was neither death nor din. ens out and soon looks back to his colBut 1 ve often thought, alackaday! How sad it might have been. lege life as merely an incident in his Hank Spink in Boston Herald. career and not the most important New York Times. QUEER DOINGS OF RIFLE BALL. part of it. self-contro- l, g. bag-shape- d Best mattress in the world. Will you less money. Ask your dealer for it. Look for our trade mark. Utah Bedding & Better than any Eastern make. cost Mfg Co., 3d West and 6th North Sts., Salt Lake City. SMOKE Not how cheap, but how good. Whitaker Dallas, Makers, CRISMON & NICHOLS, S, K,0 SEND FOR PR'OE LIST. 19 S. West Temple SL P. O. BOX 78. SALT LAKE CITY H. H. OFFICER & CO., ASSAYERS AND CHEMISTS Salt Lake City, Utah RELIABLE ASSAYS QOUI.aea, Land $ .75 Gold AQ(1 SllT6r 75 I Gold. SJlYr, Copr.. 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