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Show THE SAMPLER Friday, June 12, 1981 IEvemits IEfflnttnir5gin8 (8 By SP5 Dave Pinnick O e yur Have you noticed the types of be a reality. Why, if this tide were to your own bathrootQl vour trusty .f even Inre Its quite possible that this trend movies advertised on TV and in news- - continue, your electric toothbrush could soon be fighting with your elec- - could infiltrate its way into your of-- tyPewl AAARRtiHHIIIII Chomp, papers lately? Hee. Well, if youd been keeping track, trie razor over who will devour you in iice. You could soon be attacked by Chomp, (Burp). .Hee, you would have noticed that sheer, horror movies terrifying, blood-thirtin the are really thing to watch. It used to be in pyramids, haunted casstuff tles, and dismal swamps were the scenes of all that horror and monster . y, By Doug Whey lots of words about high school graduation 1981 in this paper. Heres some about 1977 Dugway graduates. Philip Dyer and Barbara Ann Salomon are graduating from the University of Utah with honors. Barbara Ann, who majored in chemistry (a chip off the old Dr.) plans to work with I.B.M. in Austin, Texas. Philip, a political science, grad, has already been accepted in the U of U law' School. Danna Duncan graduated from Utah State University, College of Family Life. Danna, daughter of Mr. ami Mrs. Farren Duncan plans a teaching career. One of my favorite people, Michelle Bate ends her two years at Snow College with honors. She plans to continue her education at Southern Utah State. Shelly was editor of the scluxil newspaper during her stint at Snow. (S.T.B.) (Soon to be) 1LT . Annette Gilmore (DHS 74) receives her Masters from the University of Utah Graduate School of Social Work tomorrow. She will take Officers Basic Course at Ft. Sam Houston, Texas before being assigned to Walter Reed AMC in Washington. Annette is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Benjamin F.Gilniore. . heading out to Germany by way of Georgia. (Just Promoted) Maj. David Scott heads out to Charlottesville, Va. for about nine months of JAG school. LtCol. Sib Burke goes to Pine Bluff, Arkansas. Wish he would leave me his skill at pasture pool. Capt. Ed Fisher has an interesting new assignment at Fort Monroe, Viriginia, right on the Chesapeake Bay. I remember many a night spent out on Old Point Comfort pier with a Coleman lantern trying to net c rals. Ted Jones just left for.Fort Leavenworth.' Kansas. Jeannie and Jerry Oyler are retiring to Toquer-vill- e, Utah.' Thats down in Zions National Park country. I understand they have invited everyone at Dug-wa- y to come down and camp in their front yard. Another subject. Im getting awful sick of hearing about super stars in sports heading for the courts when everything doesn't gp right. The most assihine was Umpire Cooneys charge of assault against Billy Martin. Martin was weird, but the final decision should remain in the Commissioners office. Bpbliy Unser has threatened a law suit if the decision on this years Indy 500 doesnt go in his favor. He signed a contract before the race that he fit stuff. Then came movies like "Jaws I and II, "Exorcist4 1 and II arid "Friday the 13th I and II which were bad enough, but now, if something in the ocean doesnt get you, "Blood Beach will. "The Hearse will get you on the road, or social events like "Prom Night or even holidays. You might get it on "Halloween, "New Years Eve, or "Happy Birthday To Me, or "My Bloody Valentine. You may "Fear No Evil, but the next minute, you may be, (the) Howling or (the) Dugway. People like Col. and Marty Bay. 1 havent heard where they are going. Capt. (JP) Marshal Ferrell is line Torn ,, Chomp anal Burning. YOURE NOT safe anywhere, at a hotel, (Hotel Hell, The Shining), or movie theaters (Fade to Black) and I wonder just where this is all leading to? 1 mean, even our sewers arent safe, as shown in Alligator. ' Something will get you no matter! where you go, no matter what you do, and theres no place to hide. I WONDER how long before we see things such as The Killer Candy JMachine, or 'Carnivorous Stamp Dispenser or even, The Pay Toilet That Ate Pittsburg? Some fiHiirags bone-chillin- . become' And now the baseball player? are going on strike. Ifl. tell you should go on strike. . .the fz Did you know that Re is hitting .199? Tee Hee. f. own pet may soon raveous beast, The i ing Canary, or The Savage orm, and home utensils may ome instruments of terror. THE REVENGE of the Micro-wav- e Oven, or "Attack of the Floor Model Vaccum Cleaner could soon mass ca . Today you have powdered eggs. And some other not a soldier in George Wadiingtons Army. Sure, unfavored foods, but at least youll get three square they stood guard, pulled maintenance on their meals served from modem and mobile kitchens. No equipment and drilled for hours nearly ever day. "firecake for you. But, unlike you, they also collected their own fire- Throughout the war for independence, soldiers wood, had to find and prepare their own food, built ynmrfimas went days without meat, vegetables and their own quarters and usually made or mended bread. The Thanksgiving meal in 1777 for each ir ' own footwear and clothing. dier in ane unit consisted of pint of rice y?r, deadly scenes of Yoi. be-ydli- g. Food and cooking. phone botylond bus stops may soon would adhere to the decisions of the governing body, USAC. nvr cEnsog sand yj.rds U .mund, that became the official" start of theday. U'llike today, when You're duty. Rain mm down your neck. . Your boots stilish with every trudging stepThe cold W30. revolutionay war unit. wind is tired; dam tired nr announcements after a toui day with hegl police eaii, Ur- held, especially when a unit was going into battle soon. Formations were followed by breakfast. By LTC Cofdon Bratz (ARNEWS) Common4;very day places like . It is always tough' to have to comment on the people that are' leaving maty ng, . sol-the- one-four- th Beginning the day. UtTndT.iyhad.ofindtheirown Back then, day began at sunrise with drums beat- - ing reveille. Many times drummers could only at the exact hour of daybreak. Often the troops tere beaten" awake long before the sun hit the horizon. someone probably a trooper who had stood sentry duty many times had an idea that solved the problem. When a sentry could see clearly for a thou- - But when in camp, a market was often set up and fanners would bnng produce to sell. And withm f Umits eachbngatlea booth wassetup to selln was brought in for the sick; others drank water or rum. COOKING was usually done by soldiers. Meat nor-The- liquor-Mil- k nfy continued on page 4 opportunity by the advertiser-- will result in the refusal to print advertising from that source. Business and advertising matters concerning The Deseret SamplerTpublished by the Transcri- the paper should be addressed to the Tooele Transcrippt-Bulletin Publishing Company of Tooele, t-Bulletin, 58 N. Main St., Tooele, Utah 84074 Utah as a civilian enterprise in the interest of per- or call (801) sonnel at Dugway Proving Ground, Utah. News items for publication should be sent to Everything advertised in this publication must the Public Affairs Officer, Dugway Proving be made available for purchase, use, or patronage Ground,' Dugway, Utah 84022, or call (801) of national The Deseret Sampler 882-005- 0. without regard to race, creed, color origin of the purchaser, user, or patron. 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