Show A yankee dinin at a modern hotel some som weeks ago a very vly long brown down easter attired in one of those costumes which are no where I 1 to be met with except on the stage a tall bell crown ed white hat short blue coat with enormous pewter buttons a vest as as a barberry I 1 blossom bloss omand and a pair of f corduroys whose highest ambition seemed to be to maintain their over a pair of enormous cowhide that had trodden many a hundred miles cries of luggering p paths piths its might have been seen jackknife jac knife and shingle in hand wending his way UD up long wharf in the realization of his lifelong on anticipations of scein boston at the corner of merchants row his progress was arrested by the lumbering transit of a two story house on wheels drawn by halt half a dozen yoke voke J of oxen with the people in inside id pursuing their usual ual avocations 96 brat what on irth airth is that ere he asked of a by stander slander 0 nothing replied the to weny the folks are only moving all when we move down I 1 here bere we do it house and all jerusalem je wall that beats all well caan that lei ei e big stun house over the left the new customhouse custom house its a mighty bad location but theyer going to move it next week thunder and mol lasses take all the oxen in creation tor for to start her H 11 0 they use elephants for moving such large buildings 1 l and how many elephants will it take upwards of a hundred 29 the yankee cut a deep gash in his shingle and walked on he next enquired ed forthe tor the addams house for he had heern teh of that and was wai determined to pro gress during his aware of the impossibility i 1 of doing so at a more advanced agre age he soon found the lavein ta vein till and the deacon and ordered accommodations literally 11 darning the expense 11 having slicker l up a little he witnessed with some amazement the operations of a servant on the go going ing simply remarking king that he 1 knowd what sheet lightning was but this was the fit first at time held hed ever hein heern of sheet thunder 1 he followed the crowd in the dining hall and was ushered to a seat I 1 I 1 where he ens ensconced conco himself tucking his towel under I 1 his chin with a sort of desperation as if he be was going to be shaved or scalped scalded ped 1 the sight of the covered dishes added to his amazement az D adern it lie exclaimed ilef et I 1 ever heard beard of cookin on the table but here gone i and sot tin kitchens kite liens all over the lie lot the fire I 1 I 1 to come from what id like to know knoell j he got along with the soup very well and wasi was pausing for breath before he finished it when a wait er snatched his plate away and was running r off of with it I 1 hello you vou sir vociferated the yankee 1 t I see you vou fetch blat thayere tha tere ere back quick ern light lightning nin or else I 1 hey hev your head pu punched riched 11 his hafl plate was returned and he finished his soup with dignity alter after waiting a moment he raised his i voice voice again and summoned the offending waiter sternly Kalk elate to starve me no sir wall why dont ye fetch on some som fresh fodder darn darcye da roye e geres theres the carte air I 1 whereas the cart and what in thunder am I 1 to do with the cart ahei ive got it look out you pes ty ky carpenti sar pent penti or catch it site IU MB of tare fare 1 I dont pay my bill till alve had my fodder fer the waiter humbly explained his bis meaning 14 all these crack jaw names mean give me 1 som some etlan thiril plain and hearty ailed corn beef bed and I 1 atch teh it about the quickest while I 1 look over the pa i 1 III hev 11 the meal was brought hint him I 1 hold on was the next order this thi sere here macca M a c c a tead it wont you sit air maccaroni Mac carom sir siry all right caan caan hurry it up the dish was rought brought you cuss roared the down easter ilef ef I 1 faint faint as great a mind as ever I 1 had to ker wallop cailop I 1 yer w and make an example of ye on the spot what b oo 00 ye mean by running your rigs on me jest jes because i pm a a tranger stranger in these parts take away yer ailed pipe e stems and fetch up some cabbage right and A W now squire some vinegar uVin vinegar egar in the castor sir replied the wa waiter and made good his retreat pin fin the castor iq ii it hey soliloquized the yankee oland aid where in thunder is the caito asto ca ito 11 i the ithe gent nun inan owned it towards h hm m he H ed ced at it took the stopper oat of the vinegar ami ang ng u up att the ec castor i ir by bv the bottom turned it at up I 1 tall all the e cruets bruets manifested a desire to illustrate the or gravity and leaped from their locations and lee eee was compelled to set it down again leml he exclaimed this here is i a cur H contrivance and no mistake how on airth am 0 get et at the vinegar ill try it once more 1 l tun he canted the castor but this time all the stoia stop out 1 rh he roared heres a pretty mess n it all here ive got the darned castor all into my r I 1 an and the darned red lead on my mv cabbage and aileron allar on my rater tater dwi the thing I 1 say fy y friend said the gen 0 alman oman opposite with a g control over his risible m macl ml jelp cl ait lt appears to f I 1 were in want of vinegar that I 1 should take i negar cruet out of the tand stand and by that means 1 avoid all trouble sere the whole company waiters and all burst a convulsive fit of laughter later the yankee rose g ch a rage rag upsetting petting his chair and glaring defiance on rg rs 11 now in in the name of all the farnal arnal cusses in in tat he be yelled should I 1 know anything thing about sway ila way the darned thins thing worked when arif t never see seed J Q of em cm afoa youve youle hatched this up ag agin I 1 n me amow ilowit it charls the landlord fetch bour h 11 0 t 1211 get out of this I 1 faint eat ten cents worth lit willi ill pay up like a book and cuss and quit A ana pay I 1 set out to eat a meals vittles bittles in boston town an you may take my hide and tan it oarn darn ift castors cantors ca and your castor ile and youl you too one alv i TW i n do down w n a dollar on the table he seized ji t e tel bell to top p f from rom the hand of a trembling nd aid down washington and so ite he at streaked it like a comet and never slack is pace till he pulled palled up tip on board kennebec Kenn ebee aft uain 1 said he to the commander beast east off your t as quick wi as youre a mind to and ef ever me wan tinz to see boston agin jest you take 1 ay iy the slack and throw me right 1 into that ere kloots and all hr bv I 9 |