Show fashionable young ladies I 1 what is is the ufa life of a would be fashionable young lad lady i it is to go arto to a model boarding board in g school kept by an ex french milliner millin er to be put into a with four promiscuous you young ug didies and to learn in in three or four flour days more mischief r hief than her grandmother ever thought thought of it is is to stay there at the rate of thirty X ollars dollars per week for everal quarters and come home and superficial with a tate of latin a touch of french a smattering of italian german anif and spanish Sp ansh and a portfolio full of crooked hodacs horse sJ distorted houses lame sheep and extraordinary abortions of cattle an 4 fowls in n general the ts types pea of which were in noaha me na nazeria geria t it is is to lo sit in in the drawing roomi in in a flow iced 1 J silk dress with a waist half a yard in in circumference be curled be scented aa an be jewelled led to receive morning cays while mama inama looks 1 through he r spectacles and tries to wend mend mademoiselles 1 moi selles stock stockings inae I 1 4 I 1 at jt is to lo haye have mr fritz humbug some fine I 1 day get on his knees anu ana request mademoiselle to make hi him m what whal she has haa all along been desiring the happiest of men I 1 jl is is to wear a white satin dress an orange wreath ath a long lowr 11 deecy neecy veil a diamond pin and I 1 respond A amen nien to toy a quantity of things of which mademoiselle does not understand the full im port po rt I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 lt feito is to corm men housekeeping use keeping where the 1 old folks leave aff it is is to patronize fast horses i ruinous upholsterers operas concerts theatres theartres the atres I 1 balls and fetes of all kinds it is is to bring a few sickly sickla children into existence elisten ibe to be tortured into eternity by careless hirelings it ia is to find after a few years probation that I 1 mr fritz humbug is is just name mame im im ports it la is to have arf an execution afonin in the house bouse it is for madam to go into hysterics and on comi coming rig to find herself in the sixth story hodg ings with a tight husband and airtight air tight stove a loose wrapper p per and a crying baby fann fanny 31 fe fern ra I 1 |