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Show THE REMAKING OF MALE MAN BY COOKERY. The reform of male man by cookery is not a new idea; but a Chicago police po-lice court justice has lately given it a novel emphasis, end suggested new Kuid important applications of an old Hth. It is now declared that not only docs food in general make the man, ."but that different kinds of food make different kinds of -men so that really the secret ofl a varied excellence in the masculine human lies in the bread-pan, the "spider" and the bean-pot. bean-pot. Take a lazy rman, for instance, and feed him on peppers, horseradish, tabasco, chop sucy, radishes and tough beef, and he immediately becomes industrious. in-dustrious. Chicken salad, hot chocolate, choco-late, string beans, turnips and leek will makca nervous man placid. A vegetable diet will transform a wifc-bcatcr. wifc-bcatcr. Steak, chops and carrots will make the unloving spouse a lover. Buckwheat cakcsz sausage and fried potatoes will make cold feet warm; cind rice, tapioca and cheese-cake will change the "frosty mitt" in to the warm clasp. For the henpecked man raw beef sandwiches, beans and mutton mut-ton chops arc the restoratives of power, pow-er, audi for the mollycoddle the remedy reme-dy is roast mutton and plum pudding. Still further, a husband of flirtatious dispostion can be wholly subdued by subjection to an onion diet. When women grasp this "new thought" cookery in all its largeness, we may look for a renascence of the culinary art among, them. Judge. |