Show DAN MALONEY HUMORIST I li oo O Agent Tells Sons Some New OBo stories Dan general agent Ra fm rill tc tt Hook Hock Island at t who KJ baa hax hll hI staying In Kilt Halt Uk I lei for fui a 1 of ot days on his hie way W houi the Ih with lIh hi his hlA wife If Ie and to tlC daughter rJ I is it 1 t typical Irishman If hr lr ha has b been en the hos bo on How WI screaming with laughter since Int his hi arrival VII I In this city and ae ms to in have an en supply of at new neti stories He lie doe does not In tin Inthe the least mind telling these them on himself or his hla fellow countrymen either us III the th following samples will Indicate Is Ii I the proud possessor of n R glass II eye and he hI tells with great real gut glee I an CUI In Incident which happened to 10 him mini some sometime time thins ego ago In where hll he was wan room moth In a hotel with whit former Commercial Agent ent Jones Jonen Jon of the th hock nexie Island at lit Cincinnati Before going oln to tobed tobed tobed bed Dun Olin 1 takes taken Ink out his hit eye e and 1111 1 deposits U It In n glum lilli of or water V etri lr by tJ his hla During the night might mines Jone rot lot un UJ U end and substituted an UI empty tumbler for forthe forthe the full till one ante When morning tIn came Ian Dan Danie 1 lIn ie flied for lor or his hili eye fP as all usual hut hul he hI was laII horror to find th Ih the was Wal empty With a yell h ho grabbed a slipper lIpper and rushed oriole th the room to wh where re the unconscious James Jone was WItS snoring You greet great big lIl mutt you cant you see enough business In III sight without ut having to my m eye f Aint two eye Ie in Ill your enough without one In your stomach ach Jones Jonn awoke wok deeply but hul up the th situation Why Wh I 1 Iguess guess that you lU It yourself I heard hard you rooting around round In 11 the tine night for a drink Ho 4 earnestly did Ud Jones Jone plead plad that Mi U I I honey Inne really 11 thought lie hp had swallowed his hla own gifts gilt eye lilY in fact he multi feel fl 1 It retting resting nt at the pit Ill of III his bl stomach JO o 1 distinctly that thaI when the t true solution of the mystery was Ill we forthcoming It took look Intro him hours to 10 get gt over his hll acer 1111 Mr AIr Ir Maloney also tells 1111 two start tortes on other Pat lat came to New lew Xe York ork and ICIer after III he lie P wrote roll lo to his t om friend over live over III In fork tork ork to nom come rome Come at mit omen Iff i Jl I V wages 11 end and work tineI hll ll all II you 01 have and come torne on tin the newt III host boat I 1 h hI hae v A fine nOli fl job I Iam Iam Ieni am eni getting two tio end and n II half dollars for tor pulling down d n church when Be Tie On loin in I would be pl a ed to 10 do the Job joll for The he other stry t ry Is of an All a pm Irishman who hall hail been told laic by b hl lila hili friend In America that one could pick up tip gold niece on II 1 In due season Pat Pal arrived th the Ihl place pIsco h he made a n break for was al Broadway He lie 11 walked along with hl hiM hia eyes II ee II on tins tha ground anti and sure lure enough near ear Union Square he lie spied a II bright 16 5 gold gohl pines piece lying on the pave lava pavement ve ment He lie made a 1 dive for f tr or It and anil se t secured cured tIne the Ih coin colli Further I along he lie came across 1101 a 8 blind man malt playing inlaying n a fiddle up to him hum he tie dropped d the money Into hi lila hili tin Un cup with the time remark Vex el had ke this e poor yea ez cant aIlt see aee |