| Show TOO TKAJiSPAUEXT I TiuatK n many moneymaking devices Among tho mot transparent trans-parent of them I tho Interesting lirunette and blonde scheme litre I something In that lne just come to hand by m IXDIJLNA March IS0 Ir Vr Editor Will you please Inor my little advertisement ad-vertisement In your paper Am r anxious to secure a nice home in your fa e Am I brunette 5 lot high and weigh nearly 100 Ibs Hoping that I may succeed I remain main your IHUo fnend > SSIE GAUIUEL Following i my little advertisement advertise-ment Wanted By an intelligent orphan girl of sixteen a home In come childless child-less family in the far we when she could bo a dutiful daugher have a mothers love and attend school regularly Edncaliou and parentage s Reference pcn Address Miss E Gabriel Indiana The correspondent writes a good band but does not seem to be awnre of tho fat that the for west has but few domestic anomalies in the shape of childless families Such a conjugal phenomenon I hardly entitled en-titled to b designated as a family but where tbe condition ijfus exist the pre preferas a rale tat augmentations to the circle shall come In smaller quantities than one hundred pounds of brunette I Ten pounds of any complexion met wit more general favor een if these smaller additions dont wr grammatically and ill a good ham g We sapect tat this lutelllgen slxteenyearoU I1 brunette five el high and weighing a hundrei pounds i about thirty y a of nge two yards tall rawlioned wears red muttouchop whiskers and h cold slatecolored ye Tlie Denver papers state that a young nun of that city replied to a blonde advertisement wulch ore from Chicago Tbe result or the crpndenc a that lie r sponded to a request for log money amounting to 39 An ni dltionaffo was asked for A M lf hunt was Instituted and the bea tiful blonde was discovered to cn sUt of two masculiuo heavy r i lalnf maulno heJ 1 lalnfA A rUt for a sit nation whIch will envelop the applicant in maternal ma-ternal love enable her to regular attend school and b supported b the sweat of someone elses broW does not Involve as much pathos as expense especially when the only equivalent offered in return I to privilege of having the genial pa enc of the applicant abut to place to cast a lumiuous rodlanr around the hou a I were In case some foolish or dr Ignln person might undertake to comm nlcate with lisle we have om ted tbe name of tho town in Indiana which Ia tIle honor of possesin her as a fragment of Its populatlo |
