Show r LP P TIlE AUTO OF THE IDE FUTURE Airplane and auto companies are arc already busy on plans that will give war postwar post war America a combination plane and motor car that will be at home on or off the ground Designs for a family jitney that I will fly through the air with the I greatest of ease when poppers popper's pa patience tience with red tights rights runs out are being revealed Some models com com- combine combine bine all the raising hair features of ofa ofa a jeep a plane fighter plane and a witch's broom One the has quick detachable lc wings And a demount demount- able tail tall Whoops The aero has a regular auto body to which the flying lea fea features lures tures can be attached as easily as changing a tire Its It's gotta be easier caster than that that mister I When Chen you have cooked up a week week- weekend weekend weekend I end trip that will be too monotonous I if you jou ou stick sUck on all aU four Cour wheels you clamp on the wings rudder etc and Gangway and Gangway Daddys Daddy's playing sea gull guilt Then theres there's the a com com- combination combination helicopter and coupe Noth Nothing Nothing ing detachable about this baby It Itc comes c mes all in one piece looks like a Jap beetle that has been living with Henry Ford and can run jump fly and hover No start head-start no Impetus I It rises straight off ofT the rear lawn like a cricket off a hot griddle It can go backwards forwards or stay still in midair like a kingfisher over a school of shiners What fun It combines the best features of ofa a Sunday S bus trip to Finnegans Finnegan's Beach with those of a tryout for the theAir ther theAir Air r Corps a balloon ascension and an afternoon over the hurdles with with- without without out a horse The auto of the future will jump over traffic cops skim the red lights blitz the road rules and make touring tour tour- touring touring ing an aerial exploit The question will not be How many miles does she give per gal gal- gallon gallon gallon lon but How many states can she hop per hour One of the first things an auto aulo buy buy- buyer er will ask of the salesman is go go- going going ing to be Do I bail ball out from the left or right And in time we can picture the th e es i ladies being appealed to by a sales sale s talk emphasizing that parachutes parachute s i come in old rose beige canary yel yet r low and egg blue com com pacts attached It all sounds farfetched fetched but auto aut o and aviation men are deadly serious s about it They insist that with the th e end of the war the flying urge will willbe willbe willbe 1 be international Mitza lItza bring in the kiddies kid dies Here lieu u comes the flying ing laundry wagon the lh e milk ace and the Jones boy In his hir f jeep helicopter car VANISHING AMERICANISMS Al IS 1 Lets Let's Lets Let's take a train ride and re reo lax of seats forward Plenty 2 up 3 3 It If you dont don't see what you want wanton wan wanon on our menu ask for it il 4 Take 4 Take this steak back and brio bring g me back one that is really worth wort w rth h I 80 cents 5 Lemme 5 see your dollar dinner 6 This G This car is air 7 Big 7 Big barbecue Sunday at Finne Finn Finnegan's Finnegans Finnegans Finnegan's gans gan's Cove Tickets including din dinner dinner ner nero beer and games 8 8 here Here my good god man is a half hat f dollar go get yourself a haircut and shave 9 We 9 We give the biggest glass of beer in the city cit for Cor a nickel 10 10 Owing On ing to the quality qua lit served we weare w ware e are arc obliged to raise the price of o f highballs from 15 cents straight to t two for a quarter 11 You Ii-You You look hungry take this thi s dime and get yourself a sandwich h and end a n cup of ei coffee cotTee 12 Set 12 Set em all up Eddie out of o othe f I the change from that dollar bill 13 They 13 They cant can't do that to mel me 14 Lets Let's Lets Let's order the 1 75 shore din dinner dinner ner with both the fish and lobster on o it 15 If 15 If we buy one more the house will set em up Hey IG-Hey 16 Hey waiter walter more bread and an d butter 17 Try 17 Try our planked steak dinner 18 The 18 The money isn't much but I like the job 19 And 19 And make me an extra pair of trousers with the suit 20 20 It If I quit Ill I'll give you at least two weeks weeks' notice 21 lave 21 Have them send up a sine for Cor a demonstration 22 This 22 This auto will vill take tale you any any- anywhere anywhere anywhere where 23 23 Would Would you like another help ing lag 21 The 21 The customer is always right 25 One 25 One thing you can ean be sure of ofin ofIn ofin in buying his this house It was built by bya a conscientious builder N 26 Do 26 Do you think Hitler really wants war 27 Taxes 27 Taxes are arc paid out of the sweat of every mans man's brow n |