Show fifty for a mustache A mustache is not regarded as a marketable commodity but a man disposed of ills his upper lip ornament the other day to a beardless youth who envied him its possession the two men were sitting in a cafe when tile the youth in a moment of f guileless desire baid aid 1 I will giro you fifty fifty shillings for your mustache done replied the other with dramatic promptitude and calling for a pair of scissors lie laid the mustache on 01 I 1 the table the young fellow protested that lie he was only joking but his companion issued a county court summons for the amount agreed upon and received it without much trouble london million |