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Show HIS IDEA OF A GENTLEMAN. Adulteration of CofTto. A review contain an article bjr Barutrelli on a new adulteration HOW TO OPEN A BOOK. Cardinal Newman'a Estimate la Well of co The roaaii-Worthy tho Attention of All. brant are Cardinal Newman's definition of a plunged in a live per cent notation ol ttorax and Iben left to dry. The borax gentleman has probably never been makes them shim and ubaorba water, surpassed. Here It Is: "It Is almost tbe definition of a gen thua adding to the of the cofto say he la one who never fee. The any to dUcover tbla Ingeni-oufraud ia to dry the culfeu and if pain. He has hla eyes on all it loaea over 4 per cent In weight his company; he Is tender toward the there aa been a fraudulent absorption bashful, gentle toward the distant and merciful toward tbe absurd; be can of water. Globe. recollect to whom he Is speaking; he YELLOW CRUST ON BABY guards against unseasonable allusions or topics which may irritate; he ia Would Crack Open and Scab Cauaing seldom prominent In conversation and never wearisome. Terrible Itching Cured by "He makes light of favors while he Cuticura. s dues them and to be receiving "Our baby bad a yellow mint on his when he Is conferring. He never head which I could not keep away. speaks of himself except when comWhen I thought. I had In pelled, never defends himself by a getting his head clear. It would start mere retort; be lias no care for slanagain by the erown of bis head, crack der or gossip, Is scrupulous in imputand scale, and cause terrible itching. ing motives to those who Interfere with bint and Inierprels everything I then gut Cuticura Soap and for the best. He is never mean or litwith the the washing scalp soap tle In bis disputes, never takes unfair and then applying the Ointment. A few treatments made a eomplete cure. advantage, never inislakt.s personalities or shsrp sayings fur arguments I liavo advised a number of mothers to use Cuticura. when I have been or Insinuates evil whleh be dare not asked about the same ailment of tbelr say out." I tables. Mrs. John Uoyce. Pine Hush, Doing Great Work. N. Y." Ward, Ark., March 6th. (Special.) From all over the West reports Egg Eaally Digeated. come of cures of different forms of Eggs are very easily digested. Raw Kidney eggs are more quickly digested than Kidney Disease by Dodd's this place Is not without cooked eggs. eggs, masted Pills, and eggs and poached eggs are more eaa- evidence- of the great work the Croat Amerlran Kidney Remedy Is doing. lly digested than fried or Among the cured here is Mr. J. V. eggs. The stomarh will digest a raw egg In from one and n half to two Waggoner, a well known citizen, who. In an Interview, says: "Dodd's Kidney bourn. Pills hsve done wonders for me. My kidneys and bladder were badly out of order. I used many medicines, but Tea thoughts are like dream got nothing to cure me till I tried Dodd's Kldm Pills. Two boxes of thoughts, not tied to our them fixed me up so that I have been well ever since. cares and sorrows. "Tell the poor kidney and bladder diseased people to take Dodd's KidGives Credit to Wife. Prince Mlrsky, Russia's reform ney fills and get well. No case of kidney complaint Is too atatesinan. attributes much of hla success In public life to bis brilliant wife. far gone for Dodd's Kidney Pills to cure. They are the only remedy that A Fine Distinction. baa ever cured Bright's Disease. Twaa twins! The doctor laughed "ah I ha!" Dog Watch. And the father laughed "he! he! A difference In the laughs yuu'l note; Dog watch Is corruption of dodge-watcNow wherefore almtild It be? Is the name given to two and "Ha! ha! le the proper tiling te laugh hort watches of two hours each on At thought of the rail and Ita Joys; "He! he!,r is the laugh pronometial one from 4 to 6 p. m. and When It'a twins and tlie twine are shipboard the oilier from 6 to 8 p. m. The dog boy a I New Orlenna watches were introduced to prevent the same men always keeping watrh at the same hours of the day; hence on these occasions the sailors are said You ran have good tea if to dodge the routine, or to be doing THE FUTURE LIFE, By WILLIAM CULLEN BRYANT. wt-ig- n This as There Is in Everything. Many people, when they first come Into possession of a new book, are apt to spoil tho back by not knowing bow to cten tho book properly. Here ere a few hlntz aa to the beat way of opening a volume. It should be held with Its back on a table, the front board cover should be let down, the leaves being held In one hand. Next, the other board cover should be let down. Following this operation, a few leaves should bo opened at the back, '.hen a few at the front, and soon, alternately opening back and front, gently pressing open tbe sections till Ihe center of tho volume Is reached. The best .results will be obtained 11 this is done two or three times. If the book is violently or carelessly opened in any one place, the back will very "likely be broken. Pearson'a Weekly. Plght and Wrong Way shall 1 know ihee in the sphere which keeps The dikrnibtMliuri spirits of the dead, When all uf the that time could wither sleeps And perishes among the dust we tread? OW ts For I shall feel the sting of reaseless pain If there I meet thy gentle presence not. Nor hear the voice 1 lore, nor read again In thy sercuesl eyes the tender thought. t demand me there? own iueck whose londes! throbs to me were given; My name on earth was ever in thy prayer. And wilt thou never utter it iu heaven? thine That heart Will not set-in- lu-ar- mirr-cede- And A happier lot than mine and larger light. Await thee there, for thou hast bowed thy will In cheerful homage to tie? rule of right. Ami lovest all and renderest good for ill. For me. the sordid cares in which I dwell Shrink and consume my heart ax heat the scroll; And wrath has left its scar that Arc of hell Has left its frightful srur upon my soul. d wearst the glory of the Bky, Wilt thou not keep tbe same beloved name. The same fair, thoughtful brow, and gentle eye, leveller in heaven's sweet climate, yet the same? Yet though thou TEA TEA dodge-watc- you want it, wherever you arc. Your grocer returns roar aioasy If you Soot Use aehUliss s Ileal. Turquoise a Lucky 8tone. The Orientals have a proverb, "That a turquoise given by a loving hand carries with It happiness and good fortune"; and another. "That the turof quoise pales when the the 'giver Is In danger." Who, then, would not be the possessor of a lucky turquoise? well-bein- g TEA This is a hotter counfry because we are in it tea country. And that isnt all. Writs roroar Know lodes Ooopur, Saa yraartaaui Hook, A.SehllUngA Catarrh Cannot He Cured With LOCAL AITI.ICA'I lONS.aa ili'r anius rear l Ilia aa .4 llw iIIm-si.'aurrk laaliiiaalur rilwaaa. and In order tornra li you ninat Lata Internal rruinllea. Ilall'a Catarrh Cura la taken Internally, and aria dlrerlly un ilia him! and nui-uurfacea. Ilall'a Catarrh Cura la not n quark niedl-rlna- . ll traa prearrllo-- by one of the heat phyalrlaua In ihla country fur yenni and -a regular pnrarrlMlon. It la nunpnard of ilia Imm loulra knowa. combined with I ha beat hluud pnrlilera. artlngdlreetlpnn tha siuroua aurfarea. Tha perfect couiMnailonnf tha tan tag rad leala la what pmdurmanrh wonderful Is curing raiarrh. Send for tnrtlntunlala, frea. K. J. UIIKSKY A CO., Pmpa., TuMdu, U Sold oy nmtaiata, prlea The. Taka Ilall'a Kauilly I'llla fur eonallpatlos. Cilery Culture A few years back In Florida. low. wet lands now produce thou- the of the state that sand! of dollare annually for the planter of celery, were deemed utter-i- y worthless and rould have been bought for a King no sane man would have paid $5 an acre for It. while at the present time the Improved land, peculiarly adapted to celery culture, will bring from $300 to $1,000 an sore, the unimproved $25 to $135 an . acre. Florida Times-TTnlon- stha Ornyn Sweet Pewdem for Children. Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse When a husband and wife an both ia the Children' Home in New York, cure of one mind It Isn't a difficult task to Constipation, Feverishness, Bad Stomach, figure out which originally owned tha Teething Disorders, move sod regulate the Bowels sad Destroy Worms. Over 30,(X)0 mind. Philadelphia Inquirer. testimonials. At all druggists, 35c. Sample FREE. Address A.S.01mstsd,Le Roy.N.Y. A Foregone Conclusion. TEA Holman Hunt's First PortralL The indulgence in tea is One day when Holman Hunt. In his office boy days, was alone In the ofthe so very slight, that pleasa gentleman called and asked for fice, ure escapes attention, unless the principal on bueinees. On the principal's return poor Hunt could not one waits a bit remember the rallere name, but he said: "I can't remember the gentlernuutw. OWfUl, hi man's name, sir, but this la what he was like." And he promptly drew a Save the Bulbs. tha visitor which was so Do not throw away bulbs after they picture of, a likeness thst the principal striking have flowered In (he window. Take his annoyance In. bis astonish-mena little care of them until you can forgot plapt them out doors and they will flower In the garden. All you have to Important to Mothers. do la to see that tha hulba get thormin carefully smy bottle of CA8TORIA, oughly ripened. The Garden Ms gu- s ado and mi remedy for Infant sad children, stos. sad m thnl It WrtM far ssr Kuowlwdc Book. A. MdlUai A L Bran tbs TEA Fine tea brings-ou- t Bignstars of con- versation if anything will; it coinitcls to a little leisure. Ia Dm Tor Over so Yrars. Tbo Kind Yoa Have Alwaj BuoghL Comments on the Wildcat. wildcat a as caught In a trap In Rosshlre, Scotland, recently, and Is to be carefully stuffed and preserved. Frightful Capacity. My Ilttlo sister Marlon, when four The Westminster Gazette says a wildyean old, was feeding some greedy cat ia "beautifully remnrked," and hens In the back yard one day at adds that "It Is more dangerous for noon. She was called to dinner, and, game or man than the fox." on taking her chair at the table, exOh, mamma. I'm as hungry claimed; as a chicken with a hundred tongues. A TEA TEA One lingers long over tea, if the tea is fine. It is a good time and place to linger. . Mistake Was Fatal. A Liverpool man who had been part-a- d hla wife for some yean thought he recognized her among tho ballet glrla on the stage of a theater. Ha sprang up, pointed to her, cried "My Minnie" and fell dead. But ho had made a mistake. The woman was sot bis wife. from A trifle of tea in a dainty enp lias in it a world of rest or of stimulant what is the time oday! Where a Lady Tells Her Age. When ladles go to buy a dress tn Japan they tell the shopkeeper their age. and whether they are married, because there are special designs for the single and double relatlons'of life, ee well a for ages. The consequence of this custom is that you can tell the age of every lady you meet, and know whether she Is married, precisely as though she were labeled. Sugar a Universal Need. "Sugar has modified the history of Europe ami of the world In more ways than one. says a writer. Used four centuries ago, almost exclusively in the pieparallon of medicines, and king afterward an article uf luxury only to the rich. It has by enlarged production and cheapened manufacture been brought within the reach of all. The universal use of this practically pure carbohydrate, which Is not only a freely burning fuel and proteld sparer, but a muscle food. Increasing tbe power of doing work and lessening fatigue, must have had widespread and beneficial effects on the general health. Especially in the case of children, whose greed of sugar ia the expression of a physiological want, has that food been valuable In conducing to growth, contentment and The love that lived through all tlie stormy past. And meekly with tny harsher rature bore. And deeper grew, and ten Ii rer, to the last, and be no more? Shall it expire withl-ie- . Soft-boile- d TIines-liemocra- L wind. the resplendence of that glorious sphere, larger movements of the unfettered mind, Wilt thou furg'-- t ihe love that joined ua here? In Oint-uiou- hard-boile- fanned by heaven's In meadow In Shalt thou not teach me, in that calmer home The wisdom that I learned so ill In this rhe wisdom which Is love till I become Thy lit companion In that land of biles? well-bein- g. Shake la Tear Shoes. Allen a powder, cores painful, smarting, nervous feet and ingrowing nails. It's the greatest comfort discovery of the age. Makes new shoes easy. A certain enre for sweating feet. Sold by nil Trial package FREE. druggists, 25c. Address A. S. Olmsted, L Roy, N. Y. Foot-Eas- e, Plane. At the government station Lulea, in Sweden, experiments are being made to secure varieties of plants not likely to be injured by frost. Frost-Resistin- g VIEWED IN DIFFERENT LIGHT. Chicago Man's Keen Criticism of New RUSE THAT WORKED WELL. Old Cattleman Never Suepected Why Knife Was Soapy. Miss Violet Oakley, the young artist whose work in illustrating received at St. Loulg one of the highest awards, lives on the outskirts of Philadelphia, in a quaint, low, white house of English aspect, called the "Red Hose. Miss Oakley was serving tea In her studio the other afternoon when the word Tuse came up. Every one had some episode about an odd and successful ruse to narrate. Miss Oakley said: I, too, recall a ruse that succeeded wonderfully, an unexpected and original ruse that a friend of mine employed. My friend, a Philadelphia woman, had recently for a visitor an elderly uncle from the country. He was a good old man, as Intelligent and sensitive old man, but his table manners were not ah up to the mark. ' My friend could not think of taking her uncle to task about hia table manners; if she had it would hare broken the poor old gentleman's heart Instead of taking him to task she employed a rase upon him. Her ruse, which was quite successful, culmlniM-e" like this: "'Mary,' says her uncle at dinner, this knife of mine tastes soapy. Very well, uncle. You shall have York Characteristics. Mark Twain, speaking of dress in his "Life on tho Mississippi," remarks how grace and picturesqueness drop gradually out of It as one travels He adds: "It away from New York. may be that carriage Is at the bottom of this thing, and I think It is; for there are plenty of ladles and gentlemen In the provincial cities whose garments are all made by the best tailors and dressmakers of New York; yet this has no perceptive effect upon the grand fact; the educated eye never mistakes these people for New Yorkers. No. there Is a godless grace end snap and style about a born aqd bred New Yorker which mere clothing cannot efface." In tbe smoking room of a French liner which docked here a few days ago this passage was recalled by one of a group of cosmopolites who discussed It "I don't know about the godless grace.' " said an Englishman, but the 'snap' and 'style' are unquestionable. I should say that the New Yorker has an air about him; an air of alert confidence which distinguishes blm.'J .Jus' so. said a Frenchman; "an air distingue; zat Is eet. "Out our way," said a man from Chicago, "we call that 'confidence gall, and the 'air' hot" New York another. Times. The second knife comes. The uncle, with a grimace, again remarked: CA8E OF PROFESSIONAL JOY. Soapy, too, Mary. Just like the first knife was.' Doctor Waxed Enthusiastic Over Size "My friend frowned. of Patients Carbuncle. " Its too bad, uncle, she said. But Dr. Donne waa demonstrator at a city servants are so careless. Try eatclinic which had; under advisement a ing with your fork. Maybe thats patient suffering with a carbuncle of clean." unusual proportions. In a burst of scientific rapture the demonstrator delivHe Had An Object ered something In the following vein: "You are the gentleman who left a "Perfect specimen! Perfect speci- book manuscript here a week or two men! I never saw one superior! to ago?" aald the publisher to the caller. A this. A beautiful Inflammation. "I am. You said you would look it truly magnificent growth. There over and that I was to call again. All my Isn't that simply exquisite? Well, I have looked it over and I life I have longed for such a car- find that It won't do. In fact, I would dea buncle. Isn't It gem? Isn't it a not publish it If you paid me for ii." light?'' "Ia It as bad as that? Squirming out of the doctor's reach "Even worse. It is hardly fit to tbe unhappy victim raised his hands kindle with. Let me ask you in protest. dont you try the barber business why Hell is full "Enough!" he gasped. of the literary profession. Instead of joy like yours. A chorus of laugh"Why, sir, I am a barber already." ter was elicited from the clinic. Then how did you come to take up "My dear man. declared Dr. Dome work?" literary solemnly, "you are an Ingrate. You As a barber I get $12 per. I was such to have a don't deserve lovely told that as a literary man I could carbuncle." New York Times. earn $14. I wrote that manuscript to give the thing a trial, but as It seems Machine-Mad- e Dimples. I have been misinformed I'll go hack Dimples are made by the beauty to the razor and the lather again. If a a with doctor.'' said young girl, want a good shave call on me. ' stroke of the knife. I for one am you not fond of the knife stroke, though, Rabbits Are Scarce. aud therefore I make my dimples Chicago hunters who have gone with a machine. down Into the prairie region In Illima"I know this dimple-makinnois to kill rabbits are to chine will work, because It created a the city empty handed. returning one cheek of in of the my dimple The bunnies are all gone. said one friends. The contrivance Is simple of the nlmrods. "I do not know how a mere mask, with a little point of to account for It. bnt I guess the reawood that presses upon the face In son one old farmer gave me fits the the spot where the dimple le to be case. A few years ago hundreds of made. thousands of the little animals were "Yon wear the machine all night killed by an epidemic of some sort. I don't understand what its action The number since then has never Is, but In some way or other it weak- been ao great aa formerly. Thats one ens a certain tiny muscle It le a reason. The other la that the state ia muscular weakness, you know, that becoming so thickly settled that the causes dimples. Well, the machine rabbits, like the prairie chickens, creates that muscular weakness for are becoming extinct. As a sportsyou, and in two months' time a dim- man's paradise Illinois Is about the poorest excuse of any of the state's ple Is guaranteed. Chicago la the middle west d . g Pino's Cure for Consumption is an Infallible medicine for coughs mid ruld. X. Y- - Samuil l)cuun Grove. X. J.. Fi-f- 17. 1WJUL DERANGED NERVES DISTRESSING TROUBLES LETT B7 8T. VITUS AND GRIP. Attli-h- -d fur Year by M roust Spalls of NumltiiM outl Weukuea Hfcoirn Ptrllrrl Uralth. When she was fourteen years old, Mrs, Ida L. Hrowu luid St. Vitus' dance. She finally got over the moat noticeable feature of the strange ailment, but was still troubled by very uncomfortable which she recently described as follows : 11 One band, half of my face, aud lialf of my tongue would get cold aud numb. These feelings would come oil, last for about ten minutes, and then go away, several times a (lay. Besides I would have ailpiraliiiii of the heart, aud my strength would gel hi low that I could liurdly breathe. As lime went on tliea spells kept coming oflcner and growiug worse. The numbness would sometimes extend over hulf my Imily.'' How did you get rid of them? "It seemed for n long timu ns if I never could get rid of them. It whs not until about six yeursugo that I found a remedy (list bud virtue enough in it to reach my case. Tlmt was Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pule People, aud they have since entirely cured me. ilid it tHke long to effect a cure? No I I hadn't taken the whole of thq first box liefore I saw n gn at improvement. So I kept on using them, growing better all the time, until I liail taken eight lioxes aud then I was jierfertly well, end I have remained ill good health evei since with oue exception. What was that? Oh I tlmt was when I huil the grip. I was iu bed, under the doctor's care, for two weeks. When I got op I bail dreadful attacks of dizziness. 1 hod to grasp hold of something or I would fall right down. I was just miserable, and when I saw tho doctor was not helping me, I began to take Dr. Williams Pink Pills again. In a short time they cured me of tliut trouble too, and I have never had auy dizzy spells since. Mrs. Drown lives nt No. 170.1 Do. Wit I street, Mattoon, Illinois. Dr. Williams Pink Pills are without an equal for the rapid and thorough euro of iiervoua prostration. They expel the poison left in the system by kucIi diseases us grip and are the best of tonics iu all cases of weakness. They ure sold by every druggist. Woman Many Made Happy Daily. Three thousand marriages are pep formed v.rv ilvy all ovpr the world. Size of Ancient Babylon. Dr. DavIiI Kennedy Favorite Keniedy in f..r lire livr. turn! him alur Hum y wre4 Ancient Babylon was not such a rvvmwii utfaruitf. MrMmMA, Alban f V. . WorW (mmous. $L acas some have great city supposed, Back to the Soil. . cording to H. Valentine Geers, the He says; "The Idea archaeologist. At an agricultural dinner the followof Babylons vastness and magnifi- ing toast wax given: The game of cence, to which we have become ac- fortune! Shuffle the cards as you will, customed, has been practically explod- spades must win. ed. Dr. Kodewey told me that the site of the city was larger than that of any other ancient city; but even so, the idea that It could be compared with London and its suburbs, which has been very generally held, Is entirely erroneous. In point of fact. It appears that Its walls were not mors than eight miles in circumference. Moreover, the great palaces are shown to have been poor affairs after all, with wretchedly cramped apartments, and next to no pretensions to architectural style; and the temples were exceedingly crude buildings. For Cupboard Comer Will Cheapen Old Violins. Are we about to witness a slump in Strada and other old violins? A let ter received St Jacobs Oil In Rome, from Bucharest, states that an Italian artist named am. Is the but StralcM. Minis, Antonio Bonardi, long resident there, has found a method of greatly Improving the quality of tone in violins. This result Is secured by a certain modification of the shape, especially at the narrower part, rendering the Instrument at the same time mors elegant In form. It Is stated that at a recent musical conversazione, the Bonardi instrument, although made of new wood, was tried against an old with triumphant results. London Globe. hooaahoid nmady for Rheumatism Neuralgia Lumbago Backache Sciatica Sprain Bruise Soreness StiiYhess Price, S5c. cad 50e. Gua-dagn- ln assess sgm ssi WOMAN NEEDS Tar the relief and ear of the many delA prospective mother cannot begin icate. intricate and obstinate ailments too early to look after her own health peenliar to her sex, a remedy oarefnlly and physical condition. This is sere devised and adapted to her delicate organisation by an experienced and killed physician. Such a remedy is Dr. Pieroefi Favorite Prescription. The treatment of many thousands of those chronic weaknesses aud distressing ailments peculiar to females, at the Invalids Hotel and Surgical Institute, Buffalo, N. Y., has afforded a vast experience in nicely adapting and thoroughly testing remedies for the care of womans peculiar maladies. Dr. Fierce's Favorite Prescription ia the outgrowth, or result, of this great and valuably experience. Thousands of testimonials received from patients and from physicians who have tested it in the more aggravated and obstinate cases which had baffled their skill, prove it to be a superior remedy for the relief and cure of suffering women. It is not recommended as a cure-a- ll but aa a most perfect specific for woman's peculiar ailments. As a powerful invigorating tonic, it imparts strength to the whole system ana to tlie womb and its appendages in worn-ou- t, For particular. debilitated teachers, milliners, shopseamstresses, dressmakers, s, nursing mothgirls, 11 ers, and feeble women generally, Fais the greatest vorite Prescription earthly boon, being unequaled as an appetising cordial and restorative tonic. As a soothing and strengthening a is Favorite Prescription nervine, uneqnaled and is invaluable in allaying and subduing nervous excitability, irritability, nervous exhaustion, nervous prostration, neuralgia, hysteria, spasms, chorea, or St. Vituss dance, and other distressing, nervous symptoms attendant upon .functional and organic disease of the womb. It induces refreshing sleep and relieves mental anxiety aud despondency. over-worke- d, house-keeper- oom-mon- ly to be reflected in the baby. Any weakness or nervous depression, or lock of vigor on the mothers part should be overcome early daring the expectant time by the use of Dr. Pierces Favorite Prescription, which promotes the perfect health and strength of the organism specially concerned in motherhood. It makes tlie coming of baby absolutely safe and comparatively free from pain ; renders the mother strong and cheerful, and transmits healthy constitutional vigor to the child. Ds B. V. Pisses. Buffakx N. Y. : Itar Sir - Home eight jeers wax after tits birth of our flrxt baliy, 1 was left In s weak, condition and it Deemed mr nerves run-do- were tawllr unstrung. Did not suffer mnrh pstn, tmt believe 1 suffered everything thst anyone could naffer with ncrvousnrai. Life was s misery to me. I doctored with a good several years but obtained no rephysirtan lief. Then 1 took almost all kinds of patent medicines and almost all the aid trash" that came around. 1 got no relief, hut grew worse all the time. Hnally chanced to get hold of one of your pamphlets and thought I would write to you. 1 was In fear that yon would write that there could be no curs, but waa my Joy. when I received your great answer that 1 rould be rural I took one bottle of Ir. Pierce's Favorite Proscription, two of Golilen Medical Iilsruvery" and tour vlala of Dr. Home's Pleasant Pol iota I am never without these little "IV1 leu In the house. I am also cured of those terrible headache I would advise all sufferer to go to Doctor Pierce of Huffalo. N. Y.. for relief. I don't think they will be disappointed. I do not know how to O mk you enough for ail the guud your medicine ha done for me. Mrs. T. E. llcsusu C.' Windsor Avenue, Elmira, A. T. All women should read Dr. Fierce 'i thousand-pag- e illustrated hook, The People's Common Sense Medical Adviser. It contains more clear and comprehensive advice on medical sub-ee- ls than any other book ever pub-ishe-d. 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