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Show DAILY PAGE FOUR. UTAH STATE SATURDAY, APRIL 29. 1905. JOURNAL, Italian band got into ths land office and turned off the trouble? Uncle Fain, under his present ReOgden, Utah. publican guardianship, seems to be a very easy und unprotected mark. AnyOFFICIAL PAPER OF THE PEOPLE body with a Republican pull can rob An editor desires bis subscribers to him with impunity, and then turn pay up, as he wishes to play a almilai around und laugh at him. Juke upon his creditors. MASTERS OF THE PEOPLE. Jack Darling. I have s favor to ask. NEW MEXICO LOST RIVER. I want you to consent to a secret wedThe Philadelphia North American ding. Three Hundred Miles In Maud Oh, Jack, I'd love to. If you ttayn that Intimations have been given Stream in the 8wallowed sure you can arrange to have It are Up Length to that the senators who are hostile out. Brooklyn Life. leak Earth. railroad reform believe the public deof freak a be must That strange mand for such legislation will have Friend If you weren't such a good nature In New Mexico the river comes. autumn tiefore fervor lost its which is not n river. Ita bed, which fellow you'd make twice the money Hut the North American reminds these Ilea in the valley between the Rio you do. Why don't you take a brace? Gaysome Bracers, my boy, ars the gentlemen that the day has come when Grande and the Pecos, Is well defined very things that keep me from workthe railroads, creatures of the state, do and travelers have followed its windPress. what be- ing. Detroit Ftee nctually in many states control their ings to learn, if possible, volume of water comes of the Rev. Mr. Johnson De choir will now creators; and there is no hope for re- which should great be there. It la simply endcr dat beautiful hymn, Oh, tor a use the powers dress unless the people lost. Numerous big tributaries flow to Sing," an while of their government at Washington. Into it. from the neighboring moun- Thousand Tonguesit, the congregation ain rending dey The tains, but the instant they reach the will Jlne In This they are resolute to do. grateful prayer dat de matter will not blow over. The cam- bed of this main stream they disapchoir halnt got but one tongue which lt Puck. a river view. Thus from ended. The not railroads, is apiece! pear paign one way or another this year or next should be some 300 milea In length Fuddy Oh, yes, I know Patter very has no existence which could be year, are going to be put into the place he's an awfully blunt speaker. well; of servants. Instead of remaining mas- proved. Duddy That accounts for it.' He Commodore Thomas W. Lee of the was telling my friend Jones that when ters of the people. Lackawanna fleet and general his wife was talking he couldn't get Of course the campaign is not endagent of that system of railword In edgewise. Boston Transanthraroad of ed," but these "hostile senators" know, ways known aa the cript. tells of a wonderful river In just as every other intelligent man cite," .j which disappears In the ground Idaho But my dear lady, you must not alknows, that the railroads or the trusts and la not seen n distance for overcome to again you. Relow your grief will not be put "into the place of ser of twenty-fiv- e or thirty miles. husband Is far happier member your vanta so long as the people elect to There is also a lost creek in north- In the other world. I think you office candidates chosen by the corpor- ern Idaho. Mr. Lee has a ranch of he Is to on men say so." acres southeastern Idaho, in are these 3,000 exceedingly know that ations. They be- Browning's Magasine. will remain masters of the people's ilie Snake river, about half way tween Salt Lake City and Butte, representatives." I was reading in the paper a short where he grows everything except n The North American has made some few tropical fruits. Here he rusticates time ago, said Mrs. Enpeck, about election for two months In the year In what a poor man who was arrested on his protests between strong wedding day and sent to the penitendays. If it would make Its unques- he declares to be the finest climate on for life. Wasn't that awful?" tiary A man can tioned power felt, let it employ its this beautiful earth. Urn yes," answered Mr. Enpeck. breathe twice as much air in Idaho great ability during a political cam- as he can in New York, and when his meekly, It was awful lucky for him. News. paign against the party that derives lungs are fully inflated he can almost Chicago its campaign funds from the trusts, float in the ether. "You are developing a great deal or and is therefore under pledge to carry discernment in music." said Mrs. Cum-roout the decrees of the trust magnates. approvlnglv. answered her husband, "I 'Yes." Insufficient Ars Defenses a reliable method. discovered lisve THE STUFF OF WHICH MEN ARE Major Harrison of the Federal Whenever I hear anything that aparmy, has made a statement to Gen. peal to tne as s tune. I say it Is no MADE Chaffee declaring that the submarine good." Washington Star. and torpedo defenses of this country Insufficient. 'Sing again. Miss Screechem. won't The average young man may find are lamentably please?" you, profitable reading in the following, Envy. "Thank you, but It's almost midwbteh recently appeared as an ediI see it ststed here that the sultan night. Wouldnt I disturb your neightorial in the Kansas City World. The wears an Iron undershirt" bors in the next suite? "I hope so. They kept me awake till Say, I wish I had one 'like It to story was told the editor by a friend, 1 o'clock last night with some Infernal like to to Id get send my laundry. who s.ill: Plain once In a while. pounder." Cleveland even with piano A brother of mine died a few years Dealer. ago, leaving a young son. My brother CONCERNING SHOE EYES. was a good fellow, but was never able First Foreigner I expect, of course, He freto accumulate any estate. visit the United tSates some day. to This cuntuy uses more than three but I can't do It this year. quently borrowed money of me, which 1 was glad to lend him. He paid it as thousand million lace eyes and hooks Second Foreigner You will have, to be could, but was always In debt to In a year. Every man, woman and hurry, or there will be nothing to see. me. When he died he owed me be- child will wear out on an average two In a short time there will be no falls Of course. I pair of shoes in twelve months. The at Niagara, and I understand the govtween $300 and $100. never expected to get back my money. majority of people have two feet, and ernment Is trying to abolish the ChiBut I reckoned without the boy, my ihre are twenty eyes and hooks on cago stockyards. Chicago Tribune. nephew. He has grown to be a young each shoe. Use your arithmetic and what the total Is. It foots up two man. The other day I received a let"If I had a wife. said the very ter from him, asking me to name the millions more than three billions. man, 1 certainly wouldn't want young precise amount his father owed me Milwaukee Sentinel. to be at some womans club her at the time of the latters death. He public affairs till midnight." said he intended to pay every cent of Neither would you want her to dls- -. t. It. His salary was but $13 per month, at home after WAS DIAMOND CUT DIAMOND. i's private affairs abwith man the but he would be able to save enough the rejoined to pay me In the course of a few years. sent hair, but It's pickles to fudge When Two Officials Became Belgium to tears eyes. my The letter brought she would do It Just the same." Chi1 did not care for the money. It was Acquainted. cago News. the boy's high sense of honor and duty The following story comes from Belthat touched me. I wish I could make gium, says the Philadelphia Publlo Justice David J. Brewer." said a the sum smaller than that owed me. Ledger: Philadelphian, "made an address not hut the boy knows approximately the long ago at Haverford. After the adfellow Two travelers conInto got amount, and I dare not rob him of the versation and came sn Informal little upon the subject dress there was satisfaction of paying the whole debt." of free and very Interesting It was to one when asked leave luggage, That boy is made of the real stuff. to measure the other's trunk. The re- hear the Justice talk. A Haverford boy said to the learnHe is of the stuff of which heroes and sult was that the measurer said: ed man during a lull In the conversaYour trunk Is seven and a half cenmartyrs nay of which men are made. tion: " 'Will you please tell me, sir, what No law forces the brave young fellow timeters too long and has no right to In be the of "free compartment lugIs dead the extreme penalty for bigamy T : to pay the obligations of the gage. I am a Inspector and Justice Brewer smiled and answersave the law of moral duty. He Is not must fine you railway five francs. Please ed: mothers-ln-law- .' impelled by any hope of gain save that give me your name and address." 'Two "Kansas of conscience, and by no fear of loss The proposed victim of misplaced City JournaL save the loss of honor. But he Is a confidence was, however, equal to the Before he was raised to the peerage man every Inch of him. every pound occasion. Kelvin was one day discovered Lord me lend your measure, that "Kindly of him. One would rather be the a friend experimenting with a long by I on the may satisfy myself subject father of such a youth than to be the of wire. He was making deep-se- a Then, with a polite smile: "I am a mil soundings. His friend Immediatefather of a common millionaire. Be- director in the royal weights and Interested In watching the cause the boy has got the soul fitter. measures office. To my great regret ly became scientist at work, says a biogragreat notice that your measure Is not pher. and asked: "FIXING" UNCLE SAM IN UTAH. stamped, as Is required by law, so What Is that for?" that, first, your measuring Is not "Oh," answered Lord Kelvin, this legally valid, and. secondly, It Is my Is for making soundings. The federal government as at pres- painful duty to subject you to a fine of "Ah." said the other, with the eviPlease give me your dent Intention of cracking a joke at ent constituted appears to have done fifty francs. the scientist's expense, what sort of something characteristic In removing name and address. s note does Itg Ive up?" Inves in were who engaged Its agents "The deep C. of course, answered All Boys Steal. tlgating land frauds In Utah, says the Lord Kelvin, promptly. New York Speaking to the Congress of Moth- Tribune. Ft. Louis Republic. The alleged frauds were charged to the Utah Fuel com ers, Mrs. A. K. Ramsey, who as chief What the Sun Machine Teaches. officer of the juvenile court, pany In getting hold of valuable coni probation The pyrhiliopher, or sun machine, much experience with youthhad has lands in the state, the fuel company ful offenders, rather startled her hear- the Invention of Rev. M. A. G. Himaconcern. being a Rockefeller-Goul- d ers by her somewhat severe remarks laya, a young Portuguese priest, used There is no apparent reason for ths on boyish honesty. "I have discover- at the late St. Louis worlds fair, sucIned," she said that there la no man ceeded in generating more than 7.000 general land office calling off the a Is and there stronj living, no matter how honest he may degrees of heat (Fahrenheit). vestigator Aside from many interesting scienhe In his mature years, who was not surmise of pull." of stealing in his boyhood. Ive tific deductions, which subsequent guilty doBoth of the investigators were asked each male member of my own dally experiments confirmed, tho Ining their work well. One was Colonel family whether he ever did any steal- ventor says he has made the followPercy Bowers, who commanded Mc- ing when a boy, and, the answer has ing new discoveries: (1) The heat of Kinley's regiment during the war, and Invariably and frankly been In the the sun is absolutely of electric origin; affirmative. Even my own son shock- (2) the intensity of the rays that prothe other was one one of Roosevelt's ed me by telling me that once, when duce the solar radiation Is very much has Love. Sowers K. II. rough riders, he was a little boy, he stole all the higher than that of the electric arc; suddenly been given a furlough for six salted almonds I had prepared to serve (3) the sun machine discloses whence months, and Love has been abruptly at a luncheon. I've come to the con- comes the electric energy which holds ordered to Alaska. The men had clusion that there's no such thing as between the heat of the sun and tbe E".ii:red a mass of evidence, but there an honest boy. Philadelphia Record, stars; (4) It gives a glimpse of a way to directly transfer tbe rays nf the was vastly more work to be done and sun Into electric energy. a big exposure was thought to be This Is the fourth sun machine Faabout ripe when the agents wero ther Himalaya has erected. The first called off. A money challenge three were built at Lisbon and Paris. St it.-A United senator, George A money challenge fiulh?-lanis a member of the Balt Paradoxical. Lake City law linn which represents A money challenge y Putt There was something odd fai l (ompany. The senator A money challenge bout Green's experience In Wall denies thnt he hnd anything to brect." Your do with hulling the investigation but grsKtr niurui your awaty if yaa don! file Call How's that?" is it not evident that somebody's fine Ailliiifi Uaai, Putt lie came out even. Utah State Journal On the Funny Bone afo-sa- Seasonable Necessitie i t$ Go-Car- $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ ts $ $ $ i id We have the exclusive pas--aeng- er $ We are sole agents for the famous Alaska Refrigerators. They are the king of refrigerators. We s. guarantee satisfaction. Prices $3.95 to $50.00 Prices $9.50 to $160 YOUR CREDIT IS GOOD ut Ogden Furniture and Carpet de 1 i, UwH Co. MONEY IN SEAWEED. of Pounds of It Are Taken very Year for Many Usee. rulrt hardly enter the head of a n x. dls--ussl- ng sale of the celebrated Gendron They are the best workmanship, newest designs, and contain all the latest improvements. Go-Cart- , looking at the tangled massea are washed up on i; each at the seashore that It ' I have any commercial value. ( r the British coast alone, however, ".i on tops of this weed are collected ?'t year. It is burned Into Kelp, m which chemists manufacture t'lne- and bromine, besides valuable i rides and silicates. A great deal of it la carted Inland of ;:d used for manure, hundreds cres of cauliflower in Cornwall being sown yearly with no other fertiliser. Thousands of Japanese and Chinese ive on seaweed. France collected .Do0,000 pounds yearly and uses It .ir stiffening mattresses. On the Irish coast the carrageen iioss affords a rich harvest to the poor easants yearly, and is made by them Into a valuable jelly. Bandoline and itber preparations for the hair are ilso made from the same material, and a size essential to hat manufacturers In the making of straw hats is made from carrageen. ' Two million pounds weight Is the yearly crop. New York Herald. - :i a veed which The last shipment of these goods are now in stock, and we feel confident that the stock never was so complete. We are showing the largest variety of pattern s in handsome black hose for ladies, in all the different weights, from the sturdy wearing kind to the most delicate weights made. : - Our line of colored fancy Hose comprises all the newest nut late ideas of the season, and at prices that are the lowest Ladies Lace Hose, starting at, Llv a pair . Ladies Plain Mack Hose, starting a at, Llt pair Childrens Fast Mack, sizes from r a pair - 1J- Hose, Tripple-threa- d to 9J, extra special at fA lUv mid-nlth- TEA Count Tolstoi'a Way. Count Tolstoi, the great Russian author, Is very fond of music, and plays well on the piano. After tea his daughters and guests often arrange an Impromptu concert. It is said that once wtu u a young woman was singing verj badly some of the younger children began to make a noise. At once the Count went to ask what they meant by being so Don't you like the singing? he asked. It isn't singing, said one of And his little sons; she howls. you wish to protest against her howlYes. Then come with me ing? and tell the lady of your disapproval," said the author of The Resurrection. That will be rude, but honest To create a disturbance is Indecent Montreal Herald. . Birthplace of Modern Spiritualism. The house. In which modern spiritualism originated Is still standing on a farm near the village of Hydesvllle, N. Y. It Is in keeping with Its mysterious character that ghosts appear In the neighborhood telling stories of wonders done there and where the residuary bones may be looked for. The house has been nailed up by its present owner till the chief persons of the sect can be consulted as to what ought to be done with respect to such atrsnge visitations. old-tim- e Teeth Made of Paper. Germany can boast of being the pioneer in a dental novelty vis paper teeth, which are constructed from paper pulp Instead of from the porcelain or other material usually employed. They are said to have given satisfaction to such as have ventured on their use, fur not only do they keep their color well, but, not being brittle, are much less liable to chip than the ordlijary false teeth. They are likewise guaranteed to be very durable. Foreigners in Russian Service. Like Lieut Ellis of tbe Russian Bal tic fleet, there arc many descendants of Scottish or English families In the Russian service, but most of them have Russianized their names, as in the case of the Hamilton whose name is now Ilumaroff. antwearout Brand W f ClofcMisg Is the best on the market today for boys and young men. We h Just received a large line of the Hercules Sanitary and Hyflenk suits for boys from S to 14 years In this famous Kantwearout brand, they sell for $5.00 and are rain proof, moth proof and perspirtton m fast colors: unshrinkable proof. They are guaranteed body terials throughout; extra heavy, double warped, Italian cloth point lining; extra quality sleeve lining, doubly reinforced at vital sewed, silk (patent applied for); every seam reinforced: buttonholes and buttons securely sewed with the best linen thread; excelsior s!1 Irlh band of elastic webbing; pants lined throughout with superior linen: hygienic, sanitary and extra strength and finish. This positively the best suit ever offered for all-wo- 1 $5.00 In any clt Remember they are for boys from 8 to 14 yenrs of age- - CLARKS STORES 2356-58-60-- 62 Washington Avenue t s d. t'r siren-vnn"i- Miserly. Sourboy Isn't very popular," the optimistic one. Rut he ..as a lot of good In him. Maybe he has, replied the almable jrltlc. but I never heard of his letting tny of it ouL Your Old Front Door Is Open frool to a change, so you should call and see the Splendid IJn Doors Just received, as well as a large line of Porch Column 143 Utah TWENTY-FOURT- H & Lumber Oregon 8T. of w th mi |