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Show DAILY UTAH STATE JOURNAL, 0 THINGS- - EASILY FORGOTTEN. AH ECHO OF ' THE CAMPAIGN REPUBLICAN CITY COMMITTEE'S FINANCIAL POLICY. Is Criticised by Soma of tha Candidate A Warm Meeting la Held. PERRY HEATH LADIES! Man Who Knew Most of Thom Didnt Remamber Why 8oap Cleaned. SUIT and JACKET SALE You fellows," said the Han with Spectacles, "who are kicking because your valuable time at school was wast- WILL NOT BE ACTIVE FACTOR IN ed on Latin and Greek have mighty NEXT CAMPAIGN. little cause for complaint The truth is, you have been busy all your lives forgetting everything that was taught you at school; r You don't remember the commonest things. "Come off! said the dapper young chap in the corner. "I'll Just bet you live, then, said the Han with Spectacles, that you can't tell me why a tall chimney gives a better draught than a short one. "You don't know yourself. "Because, said the man crushingly, "there Is more hot air In the tall chimney. Hot air Is lighter than cold, and the draft Is caused by the heavy cold air rushing in at the chimney's entrance and crowding the light, heated air up and out The pressure exerted equals the difference between the weight of the air in the chimney and of a column of cold air of the same height The higher you make your chimney, within reasonable limits, the greater the disparity In weights, and so the greater the draft The silence that ensued was Interrupted by the Man with Spectacles. "I'll bet he said, that none of you can remember why soap cleans your hands, why the sky la blue, why it's usually clear and cold at the same time, why the air over a hot stove seems to Jiggle, how a cow happens to chew a To the victor belong the spoils, but the victor object to being despoiled. Political camimign coat money and candidates huve to cash up. Committee assessments must be met, but there Is even a limit to the avarlciousnesa of the committee. Theae remarks are brought forth because of some rumors which have been afloat that all is not peace and harmony within the sacred precincts of the city Republican committee. The campaign waa costly, and now It Is said that a shortage of $200 confronts the candidates. At a aecret conclave held recently all kinds of accusations were Indulged in. It was even said that the funds had not been handled with that care and discretion which should have been exercised. Another assessment was suggested, but some of the anointed bucked and refused to stand for It The atmosphere was almost sulphurous for a while, and it required the Judicious application of some Ilnnna diplomacy to avert a rupture. But an armistice, at least, was es- cud tablished. It will be of short duration, "Hold on! said the dapper one. as some of the aggressive ones are to Why Is the sky blue?" demand an audit and the breach may Because the fine dust In the air be widened. The result will be anx- combs out the blue rays from the suniously awaited. diffuses and them and their color light the atmosphere. Don't tell throughout HUNTSVILLE LOVE STORY. me you weren't taught that In school And do you know Breach of Promise Action Tried and Walt a minute. How about tbe cow and its cud? Unique Verdict Is animals sheep and Returned. cows and oxen have no upper front The action for breach of promise teeth. S'pose you didn't know that? which came on for trial before Judge They bite on a callous gum. When Hall nt Huntsville recently was a very they nip off their plant food they pack amusing case and the verdict was it down In their paunches. Then when unique In the annals of Jurisprudence. they're ready to enjoy themselves, they The evidence created great amuse- hiccough it up in wads and masticate ment, the attorneys' pleas were logical it between the back teeth. When Its and forceful when they were not ludi- chewed properly it goes down into the crous, and the demeanor of the Judge stomach to be digested." and his clear forensic perception were . And the cold and dear? "Clouds keep the earth from radiatawe Inspiring. A copy of the verdict Is subjoined: ing its heat into space make a sort of We, the Jury, And the defendant In blanket And the Jiggle over the hot stove? this case guilty as charged and award Air is heated, consequently rarlfied to the plaintiff, as prayed for, damages to the amount of $50,000 cash money, and so ascends. Layers over the stove of the acre of willow land are of different densities, and so light and in the bottoms, and. Anally, lastly, and passing through them Is bent In conIn the end, to $1.(0 for attorneys' fees stantly differing degrees. That's why things look tremulous. and the costs of this action. And the soap?" "Except that, whereas, the plaintiff the Man with Spectacles was IrBut has caused defendant extreme mental "I don't know why soap ritated. suffering and anguish In writing the note which broke the contract of mar- cleanses, he said. "Go ask the mariage, thirty per cent of the damages is rines. Kansas City Times. hereby declared canceled. WOMAN, LOVELY WOMAN. "And, whereas, plaintiff has been the A girl In town had a proposal of cause of greatly reducing the pecuniary and asked a marriage Sunday prominence of the defendant, to the week to consider it night before filing her anextent of allowing and persuading him swer. She hen organised herself Into to make gigantic, colossal and stuan Investigating committee and compendous preparations In the matter of menced taking testimony from the household furniture and rented rooms, married women of her acquaintance. etc., thirty per cent more of the damnge The first one she visited used to be a is hereby declared canceled. belle and the most admired girl in the And furthermore, whereas, plaintiff town before she was married, six years has caused defendant unlimited humilago. iation, mortification and isolation in The brought out depriving him of the necessary affable- the fact she had three that children, ness and stamina requisite for the prodid all her own work, Including washcuring of a suitable, or, in fact, any and ironing, and hadn't been down member of the fair sex as a social ing town in four weeks, and that her bus companion and for causing him to be band hadn't given her but $3 since she sympathetically looked upon as a dis- was married, and that he had borrowed mal, hopeless destitute 'among the chil- and forgotten to pay back $10 which dren of men,' the remaining forty per her brother gave her once as a Christcent of the damages Is hereby declared mas present. He bought him a new canceled. overcoat with the money, while she wore the same plush coat that she wore FRIDAY WILL NOT when he was courting her. Another BE A FA8T DAY woman whom she visited quit teaching school three years ago to marry the By a special dispensation of Pope Pius X, next Friday will not be a fast handsomest and best dressed man In town." and she Is now supporting him. day. It is a law of the church that If A third didn't dare say her soul was Christmas day should fall on a Friday own when her husband was around, her the following Friday shall be a fast unless otherwise ordained by the holy though she used to write some lovely when she was in school on the father, but It Is announced that Pope essays of Women. And the "Emancipation Pius X, after due consideration, has woman she visited was divorced. fourth decided not tq make the day a fast. After visiting them and summing up the evidence she went home and wrote THE ICE CROP. to the young mftn. She will be married The Indications point to a large crop next month. Just the same. Minneapof Ice for next season, with a possible olis (Kan.) Messenger. drop in the price to $1.25 to the retail Holiday Rates. trade next summer. The Union Pacific the Christmas holidays the Rio For company commenced cutting and storGrande Western will make a rate of ing ice yesterday, and tomorrow J. II. one fare for the round trip from and to Griffin will commence work at his pond. any point on their line In the state of He 1s anxious to secure the services Utah. Tickets on sale at Ogden Deof thirty men for the work At $3 per cember 34th, 25th pnd 31st Final reday. Cud-chewi- one-ha- lf cross-examinati- on la Injured Over Attempt Made to tify Him With Postal Scandals. IdenK 33 A special from Omaha, Neb., to the San Francisco Examiner gives the following Interview with Perry 8. Heath, who was on his way home from Louisville. In speaking of affairs In general he said: "I do not Intend to be a very active factor In the next campaign. It Is my Intention to attend to my newspaper and Investments which I have In Utah. "I feel somewhat Injured by the attempts made to identify me with and make me responsible for some of the abuses in the postal service, and also In connection with the war. When the postoflice department was called upon to Improvise an extensive service in Porto Rico, Hawaii and the Philippines, for which no provision was made by congress to meet the emergency call for men and mall facilities, many things had to be done not strictly In conformity with laws or rules laid down. One was to distribute among the various postofllces of the country the burden of carrying the new contingent on the payrolls. "These men could not be charged to the department at Washington, which was limited by an act of congress to a specific number of employees, drawing specific salaries Thus It came about that Mr. Lewis, the supply agent, was on the payroll at Kansas City, although he was actually employed at Washington. Lewis had been previously employed in the bureau of printing and engraving and was a man of tried and proved Integrity. Regarding politics, said Mr. Heath, Mr. Hanna was in earnest when he declined to allow his name to be used as a candidate for the presidency and refused to become manager for another national campaign. Mr. Hanna la along In years and fears he could not stand the strain which would be imposed upon him as president or presidential candidate. Neither does he feel physically able to act as chairman of the. national Republican committee. While Mr. Heath did not make the direct statement that it was his Intention to resign as secretary of the national Republican committee. It was understood from his conversation that he Intended to do so, and probably at an early date. Mr. Heath has placed himself in a position, so he intimated, where his personal Interests are so large and his time Is so taken up by personal business affairs that he does not feel able to devote the time which It Is necessary to give to national politics In his present position. Spanish-Ameri-c- r - d men are welcome at afternoon teas because they never make the rest of the company, feel like idiots. Herman Lee Header. Light-heade- Night Was Her Terror. I would cough nearly all night long, writes Mrs. Chns. Applegate of Alexandria, IntL, and could hardly get any sleep. I had consumption so bad that a block I would cough that goes to maka what we eat end PRED. J. KIESEL & CO., Importers. It Is Clean As whole rice when it enters the rolls. Tbe highest nutritive value Whole Wheat or .Is retained. 'Patent Process,' as you prefer. Order Peery Bros. Flour the next time you order. 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I Belt Meet end lard a Specialty. Oyster In Besson. Cheapest Vest Market In town. Plata Hotting Meat, per lb., 6c. Shoulder Steak, S lbs. lor 9sc. 'Phone 127-- 331 24th St. A B I5 fl of S 6 cj IE -- o s aaea SS. j TRY AN AD. IN THE JOURNAL a Fill out this Blank, cut it outjand send it with the amount of Subscription M A- BANK CCOUNT. FORE CHRISTMA8. Wiggles Smiley tells me he saw a robin and two bluebirds one day last week. Bugglns Yes, Smiley's an oddity. Every time he gets that way he sees birds Instead of snakes. Chicago News. Cynics' Calendar. j Is the very essence of Delie ious Purity.". Discriminating tea uteri are delighted with its sweet aroma and delicate flavor. A trial will make you glad you found out about it. To lead in tbe flour trade. If you can deliver the goods. We have tbe grain, we have the mill we have the millers, too. The wheat we grind is noted for its splendid quality. first,' quoted the Sunday school teacher. What does this refer to, children? A hornet, promptly answered the freckled boy who had Just Joined tbe class. Judge. frightfully and spit blood, but, when all other medicines failed, three $1.00 botturn limit Janunrydth, 1904. tles of Dr. King's New Discovery VACCINATION AND SMALLPOX. wholly cured me and I gained 5$ A. W. BROWN Out of $46 enses of smallpox In Chi- 125 Twenty-firIt's absolutely guaranteed to pounds. Street, Ogdon, Utah cago sent to the Isolation hospital this cure Coughs, Colds, I Grippe, Bronyear, 89 were unvacclnated children Cemetery and Lawn Fences, Sidewalks, chitis and all Throat and Lung Trouunder school age, and fourteen of them Grating and Doors. Ornamental Iron bles. Price EOc and $1.00. Trial botdied. tles free at Jesse J. Driver's drug store. Work, etc. Brass and Iron Castings. st Its Easy last end is worse than his and his money are soon mated. SvEEK ONLY drink most desirable. y He I believe you think more of that dog than you do of me. . She But he's worth so much more. Life. JACKETS--THI- S Is suggestive of every quality chison Globe. If I walked to 50 PER CENT OFF ALL SUITS AND Delicious Purity The only man we ever knew who got what he wanted fpr Christmas was a fellow who didn't want anything. At- A fool -3 Z. C. M. I. .J 'And his 1- an To Cause a Smile V- 30, '1903. DECEMBER WEDNESDAY to UTAH STATE JOURNAL, OGDEN, UTAH. subscription for Inclosed please find $ to the DAILY UTAH STATE JOURNAL, beginning with No 1903. or date Residence Name State City and County ! ! |