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Show Y X 1 County Fair Awards in Brief Continued from 1age 1. Jersey bull, 9 month old, C. If. Wert, first. 1. Jersey heifer, l' years, Bullock, flrrt. Y. Jersey bull. Bullock, Aral. Irwin Durham bull, Crittenden, first. . Durham cow and calf, reg., Irwin Crittenden, second. Durham calves, grades, J. B Khead, first and second. Durham cow, grade, J. B. Khad, If- -) ear-ol- 11 rub KIAHTII XT C. lamb, C. If. West, first. Is. Best raui Best ewe lainli, C. H. West, first. under 2, C. If. Best West, first. , Best two ewes over 2 years old, C. If. West, second. Lincoln buck, reg., 4 year old, J. . McCallUter, first. Best 2 Lincoln ewes, J. U. McCal-liste- r. second. tirade Cntswold, Mills Bros, first wad second. -- Pufe ltarnboulet, Mills Bros, first and second. IKAKTMKVr i. Poland China, M. VV. Taylor, two firsts. Best Berkshire, J. W. Ln first. DEPARTMKN r K. White Orpingtons, W. M Boyd, n t ree firsts; best exhibits, best fe- male, best pen. Barred P. lb, 0. Y. Bullock, two pen, best male. arsts; Barred P. K., W. Z. Terry, second. It. I. Beds, J. X. Jensen, best pen, first. White Orpingtons. J. N. Jensen, first. White Wyandottes, Jaims, Neil, tet - finit CITT DIRECTORY. Butter end Butter Substitute. many people must use a substitute on account of the high prices which during certain months of COUNTY DIRECTORY. Commmsionere prevail the year. Oh ntnargarina is the most common substitute for butter and millions of pounds of tills product are consumed each year. 'I tie difference in cost of production between oleomargarine and butter U so great that when butter is retailed at forty cents per pound, oleomargarine may tie retailed at twenty cents per pound at as great a profit to tine dealer. The person who chooses to purchase the substitute should l allowed to do so and he should he required to pay only t lie price of ttie substitute, 'll e difference m price between the genuine product and the substitute i sogreat Hint dealers are tempted to sell the latter for the former. Only by requiring that the consumers may differentiate between (tie two articles can horn at trattlc in the substitute tie insured Tins was conteinpia'ed by Congress when tiie present internal revenue tax of ten cents per pound was lev led upon 'artiflcally colored oleomargarine. Many people think that all idroinargarine is taxed ten cents per poui.d. This is not a fact. Oleomargarine w ieh is artificially colored so that tho'cmisumer cannot from ImttfTTstiie only distinguish oleomarnaiine that is thus taxid. When it is put u pun the market in its natural color it is onlv taxed of one cent per pound. It isouly w lien the produet is made to look like butter so that it may bu fraudulently sold as butter that a burdensome tax is imposed upon It. The Imposition of the tax is not to suppress the sale of oleomargarine or to make it more expensive to the consumer, but to prevent fraud in one-four- Hale sod J. Q. Recorder Assessor ey-o- th J. Wright, Some time ago the Virginia state iue was altere to as to include a Turkeys, David ltees, first. patch of territory belonging to North Carolina. (ieese, Ed. Bees, first. A section of land thus transferred Duokt, Ed. Bees, first. a tumble-dowIncluded cabin, where K. dwelt an aged colored woman. v' Oafs, si sheaves, John W, Jones, An inquisitive neighbor, calling to See bow the negreaa enjoyed the Idea dry farm, first. Turkey Ited, dry farm wheat, M. of becoming a Virginian In her old -tV. Taylor, first. age, began ihe conversation by ask-lug- : Thomas Beard, first prises on cab--u- e, "How la the rheumatism, auntie? onions, cauliflower, cucutn-m- , and Bettah, praise de Lawd' was the Hubbard squash, celery; reply on carrots. And the neuralgia ?" ' Thomas Copley, first on beets and All gone. Clean depa ted1" carrots. And the stiff knee?" William Boyer, first on cabbage "Frisky as a 111 colt!" a '1 second on beets. "Why, auntie, how on earth do you Joe. liartloy, second on celery. happen, to be so much better all of a sudden?" DEPARTMENT O. the auntie, "Well, mlas."--replie- d Levi PearsonTOakley, 10 firsts, on pioudly, "Ah always done heah dat t pies, etc. Yirglnny climate's a heap healthlahn 7 de 15 VV. J. climate of Xoth Ca'lina. Ah reckseconds, firsts, Wright, on dat sho counts W in a change fe n gold medals, , Herbert Morton, first andsecond.' de bettah, Jm. Clark, first and secuuT. n -- 1 DEPARTMENT H. Pniiiinlt Creamery, butter, first, Summit Creamery, cheese, first. s Tn department J. the ek and the Weber Coal com-I- ys had on display some good ..pies of coal. Kees-Uras- i- - DEPARTMENT L. il fi this departmelit 'prises were cirded the fol lowing! Tr. T. L. Beech, best home- le rug. 'Ira. Nephi Sargent, wool knit 1 1 Twl. Bleak, lianilsomesfillow, t center piece, best rose center H-- e 1 -- CO. l Xetl Clark, beet display of nwnwork, neatest made childs I C i v fn-tie- s t M rm. 4 A 1 J i M. R. Salmon, work. best. display Ralph, best hardener. O. D. Baker, best specimen lifting." - , Me. Bertha Staples; best infant's 's - 't CONFESSION He Meant Well. The clerk ,vti engaged In vigorously shaking up a when suddenly the glass broke In his hands, and tbe ensuing deluge made him look like S human eclair. The horrified customer leaned over the counter, trying to be sympathetic. Not knowing exactly what to' say, h 7 finally blurted out: Oh! er too bad did the glass break?" Dripping chocolate from Head to foot, the clerk looked at him- wither-ingly- . soda-fountai- n the. glass break?" he -- roared the glass, break, eh?" And then, with freezing sarcasm: Oh! no not at nil, not at all. You Just happened Step In While I wa taking "Did Attempt -- ".Did vhower." to Lead Choir Almoet Broke Up Ead. Handwriting. " man who' has his living to Every earn or any work In the world to do ought to be made to understand that If he does not write legibly at least. If not beautifully. It Is entirely his own fault, and that It he Is made to suffer for It he has only himself to blame The pestilent theory that bad writing is the sign of a great mind ought to receive no countenance from men of common sense It ts sometimes, no doubt, the result of extreme presume of business, but In most cases, It Is the sign either of bad training or of a contemptible perversity Jn fashion or of a careless end unstable disposition which will display itself sooner or later (a things much more Important thnn handwriting In no rase fs It to be : In only few esses Is' It to fre even excusej. Church Services. However regrettable It may be, the oidintiry churi h choir iti not noted for 'la.hiony, except, as may apply in .nine cases, In their vocal efforts Gen , tally, too, the much used French - 'lying, "therchea hi femme, will locate the trouble, or the. beginning of it, at least. But then, where does a' mixed organization exist In which a woman does not take a sweet delight n setting the broth boiling once in a while, just to see the water bubble? 'ta a part of her Irresistible nature die just can't help It. The spinster contralto had made o.ne remarks about the hat of the enor's wife, and the petty ruction hat it started in the choir world on Uni day had not been smoothed over at the close of the week, and Sunday found dhe choir loft empty. The minister was obviously displeased, but Leather Money and Medela. without comment! be arose and an a-iha. a!Mwity of Seneca, a curt flounced the opening hymn, which he ous account Is ghen of a period when began reading, commencing leather,, appropriately stamped to I love te steal a while away." It a certain legal character, was give possibly with some application the only current money. At a o the absent choir. reient date in the annals to lead voices the trained Lacking Fred.rii the Second, who he singing, one of the worthy dea-rou- s of Europe. In 12. 0 at the died Milan volunteered, to throw himself lu-- paid his troops with siege of leather money he and .the breach, proceeded to the same circumstance ocesd He struck the tune at such an Nearly curred in England during the ecie that It was evident he Intended of the barons In the course o hit only the high places, and when wais nf for 12jfl KingJnlin, the ransom of Ti1 bad got so far as "I love to steal" f he broke down. He pitched It n his royal person, promised to pny U Edward the Third of England three econd time and again broke '"vj at millions of gold crown. I order tr teal, because he was sway toe iow. fill his obligation John wan reduced Notbigg daunted, however, he s.vted to the mortifying necessity of paying n again and sang "I love to ileal the expenses of the palace in leather nd again be went down as tef.'eo. s The audience became so amused at there being a litUe bright point of Ms point that suppressed g'ggles sliver. threatened to break Op the avcslona. In that reign is found ' the so the minister aroe and, with grave origin ol the burlesque honor of conferring nd solemn dignity, said: .It'le-great- ly to bo regretted. t feather medalKlng John haring " 111 proceed at once to the sermon." used them wbes he wished to confer honor upon eome nobleman. Har Jndpa. pots Weekly. -- com-memle- d c d o dt-- Miss i Weil-Msa- i I- - f. - Maggie Johnston, best dolls "i. six peaeee. Mr. Thomas Wright best crochet I 5 : f rtt. V I Ss ti e Wm. Boyer, best w,rpt, cotton pntch quilt, silk quilt. Mrs. K. Bimlster, beat knitted s ts'kisga Mrs. home-mad- 'feaa Mwspapers for sal xtUe--U wall per bead red. I at this f the Soul. Music Have you ever beard your blood Have you ever put one of those large sen shells to your ear and heard what the children say is the Bound of the sen, the music of the waves?" Well, that in really the sound of your blood an It circulates echoed in the empty sheiL You can hear It sometimes when your bead Is on a pillow, but it doea not sound no musical then. Try the nhell at nay time and you will find that your blood is always flowing Enjoying a Painful Vengeance. Stick your thumb In your ear and It was one of tha stories told at the listen. That is nature's way of conbanquet of tKe Central Dentists' asso- stantly carrying the nourishment from food to every part of ciation, and the best one.Motof the tooth puller bad been called upon. your body. They had told stories of experiences with patienta that caused reminiscent Why Skat la. f mil t hover over the facet' of the Years ago in Germany the people x other ainers. who played cards divided the pic"One of the funniest patients I ever tures Into three seitlona, the kings had. declared one, was a Uu who queen and baeern (farmers) or what came Into my Broad street ofllca some we now term the jacks. Back as far weeks ago. He was just froa the as 1836 a lawyer of AJtenburg, who farm. His boots were muddyand his was also a student of taroc, a card hair unkempt. game of those times, conceived an I want tHs blame tooth pulled,' other game, which la now called akat In the new game he placed the bau be said, polr'o to his ewollefc Jw. "He sat in the chair. I got ay for- ern or bowers above the royalty and ceps and be cnened his mouth. I was it so pleased the farming element at trying to locate the tooth, wt hie that time that skat was adopted ae jaws closed so suddenly I thought be the national game- - It was only s short time after the lawyer 'nvented would bit piy finger. " Say, doc, he said, pull it a little the new game that the rebellion oi bit, then twist It. Worry the darn 1849 took place and It Is quite rea thing, worry it. Its beed wpmjps me sonabl to suppose that the Idea oi for the last week, and I wangfir making the bauern rule over the rep resentatives of royalty appealed tr even. "Newark Star ft the growing sentiment of the time nfy Deacon's W. Wtlkina. y dr. il A Reason Why Man Across the hia reminiscence. While walking up Go to the Rescue of Man In Trouble. George street, Sydney, in U35. he heard a bellman announcing the first The friends of a Milwaukee man sale of allotments in the new town about-loware telling n choice one ship and predicted that it would be a .on him these days: Yes, a city of grand city some day Once upon n time, ns the story kangaroos," Interjected a scoffing specbook say Md so very kmg tator, Hardly a bid could be elicited 9go, either the MAT. had looked A few years later the gold discoveries oot wisely but too well, and was en did rapidly convert the township of and the deavoring to work his way up Grand Melbourne In'o a great ei-avenue toward home, when he saw an lucky people who had bought allot owl car approaching. He managed to ments for $100 or $150 found their make the corner of Second and Grand value increased to $100 000, $150 000 avenue just about tbe time the car got and in some cases even $250,000 there, but was chagrined to see tbe car glide on without n pause. Will Not Down. In n rage, he looked about for some "After all, my friends, said the one to blame for hi predicament, and campaign spellbinder, vital princi observing s man on the corner, diag pies never change Questions of expeonnlly across the street, busily en diency may arise to cloud the real gaged In the irksome task of holding and living issues from time to time, are the up the corner of the Plabkinton house but the issues themselves ame from generation to generation block, he hailed him thusly-"Sbama fren, why didn't you Political parties In the main agree as to alms It is a difference of opinion ome ov'r an help me on shat car?" The man across the street bad as to methods that divide them For troubles of his own, apparently, for example what one thing do We all, his answer brought the colloquy to a without regard to political affiliations sudden close. He shouted back: regai d as one of the essentials of our I shlnk Im doin blame well to stay civilization ? "A good flve-cecigar, shouted an where I am." enthusiastic hearer on tbe outskirts of Street Did Not the S, crowd fr' Doctors Fees. 'Do you mean to tell rue," asked teamed counsel, when he was g Mr Whistler in a welb known esse, "that for s piece of work which only takes you half an hour you can charge so extravagant" a price" And Mr. Whistler's answer remains the classical apology of all learned and technics! skill Yes h replied, "but 1 am charging for the knowledge and experience of a life-- ' A doctor's fee may seem enortime. mous to a patient who Is aware that he has only seen him for 20 minutes. ft star remains true that what is charged represents that accumulated mass of hardly earned experience which distinguishes the medical proficient from the mere amateur Lon-- . Jon Telegraph. cross-examinin- Ths Cat Went Back. Penn They say the streets In Boston are frightfully crooked! M Huhb They are. Why, do yon know, when 1 first went there I could brdly find my way around. That must he embarrassing T 'U is The first week I was there t wanted to get rid of an old cat we had. and my wife got me to take it to the river a mile away. "And you lost the cat all right?" "Lost nothing! I never would have found my way home If f hadn t followed tbe cat!" Mr ' fa JI a Everywhere, in all corners of the earth may be found 1. C. S. jzzgpr nt who are studying for better positions, larger salaries, successful lives, and happy old age. Theie are o er a million of them just think of ft, more than 20 timet ty as many students as tbe largest American ou tan find them has had in 270 vears! in the commercial olhees of New Zealand; the mines ot fc.outh Africa; the mactrne shops of England, and the manufactories ot North America ilen m all conditions of bfe horn tbe trmer working long hours each day in the mines at small wages and with a large family to support, to the salaried ofiicial ho wishes tobioaden his knowledge to t.ke advantage of opportunities for further promotion. We have enabled thousands upon thousands of them to advance m our( 17 ears of experience. What doea ttua mean te TOU? It means that, no matter uhat your circumstances aie, the 1 C. b. offers you today an easy, cheap, and sure way to secure advancement the most practical way in the world. These are aot a&ere idle wercU they are Let obsolete facts proved by actnal statistic. them sink into your mind, and if you really and to like would better and seriously your position earnings, aeudtous tbe coupon below. It costs do you nothing ' first and second. LIKE Good Many Missed Opportunity. One of Australia's colonists, a vet eian of 90 years has just published d Its sale. SOUNDED SAME FIX y r O. E sa't Artificial Coffee Factories. According to tbe statistics of a Puri paper which has investigated the subject, there are no less than K6 factories in France for tbe man ufacture of artlfloml coffee. Thest factories turn out 24,000 tons annu iil'y. while there are 668 such estabin-- i lishments in Austria-Hungarhiding 412 for the manufacture of from coffee figs and In Germany 15,000 hands are employed h. the trade and tbe annual output Is lOo.O'io tona. It follow g that a large quantity of 'coffee which we drink has not at, atom of the real berry In IL The list of substances out of which it fa maw ufattured is alarming. Cereals soaked with beer, brandy or rum. Chestnuts and horse chestnuts, haricot beam and broad beans, carrots, dates and finally, the hard roe of tbe cod, Tb annual output of what is cbarairgly railed fanciful coffee for Europe ,'s si i mated at over 257,000 Change of Climate. MhxW.J. Wright, bottled fruit, a qdes and prunes, 8 firsts. Jrs.J. K. Pettit, bottled fruit, f i and second. Thomas Beard, medal for best v .play of cut flowers. Mis. Thomas Wright, first and .'and on plums. Mrs. J. I.. Boyden, gold medal tv .d! wo blue ribbons on bottled fruit. fra. J. W. J ee, larg st display of !' t.i; first, gold medal and blue r.'djoa. George Smith, Henry Pek. M. Hixson. J. E. Carruth. Geo. W. Young. Supt. School MUCH-TH- n Treasurer Frsuk Pingree. Attorney Peter Clark. Sheriff John Coffey. E. If. Bhead. ' .Sun Road Commissioner- - J. T. Lambert. Wyandottes. Mrs. T. L MOVE HAD RESTORED HEALTH. Allen, second. Itantfes, Morris Boyden. first. with Brown Leghorns, Knoch Brown, Her Infirmities Disappeared White Leghorns, W. J. C'lerk White first BOTH IN Mayor T. J. Lewis. Recorder X. J. Peterson. The great majority of people eat J. 8. Calderwood. Treasurer of to it any butter and much prefer , Councilmea Frank W, Caid the substitutes which have been put erwood, J. W. Ball, J, Demiag, H. Wilde and J, a upon the market. However, great C. Clark. itudcctB-ktude- this much S Y'! .ts HAD NOT THOUGHT OF HEAVEN. hv leave home, five up your or position, Inc6nvninc yourself in , ? t.Hj , V'Cf s 1 IMtUiot belort vhick 1 km milked I BooUwptr TJeptraw Eotewo Steaowaphet Advcimewrnt Write ElKtnc-Liohn- Write Show-Car- d Remark by Minlater's Wife That Called Forth Cynical Comment Vtedow Trunraer Cowrote cul Law ISuSnlot Gvil Soviet The wife of n minister was entertaining some friends the other day, when one of the visitors asked the WHO Twok-M- J dominie's wife if she bad ever painted a mental picture of heaven. She said that she had not Do you mean to nay, inruired one. Of the visitors, with n show of surprise, s "that you have listened to your sermons without feeling that you knew what heaven is like? I mean to say that I have not givea the matter much thought. When my husband dies I want to go wherever he goes. That will be heaven enough for me," answered the clergymans wife. Oue of the women told her husband that night what the ministers wife said, and the brute remarked: Thats what I call love that never grows cold. -- New York Times. "fT!. lalernalioaal Corrapoadence Sckeels SceeaSettft Pa Bis e m my piit, e Pleat nlilt, wltfeoat huw caa aulii lor targer salary li tk I any way. ;4 i uc U it MOW. You do not to f- Ji fc Or Sp(. Electnao Ekcrncol EwpaMT Mcdwwcal Dfafuwts SupL MedwtucoT Eosmete Somyor StaUoBorr Eoswote Gvd Lnwtwte Buildmc Contractor ArdutectumJ Draft. Architect Structural Ft finite Dndoa Eatwrcr Mono F Micro A'w I St. & Ao- Ci- Jsa. - bus-hand- I Subscribe Now FOR THE Sinking Spells Every Few Days the time I began taking Dr. Miles Heart Remedy I was having sinking spells every few days. My hands and feet would get cold ; I could scarcely breathe, and could feel myself gradually sinking away until I Those would be unconscious. about me could not tell there was life in me. After these spells I wouldbe very weak and nervous, sleepless and .without, appetite; had neuralgia in my head and heart. After taking the remedy a short time all this disappeared and in a fcw weeks all the heart trouble was gone. MRS. LIZZIE PAINTER 803 3d Ave. Evansville, Ind. For twenty years we have been constantly receiving just such letter! as these. There is scarcely a locality in the United States where there is not some Qnewhocart 'testifyto the merits of this remarkably successful Heart Remedy. COALVILLE TIMES And get til the leeal tod county news ONLY $1.50 A BEST ADVERTISING MEDIUM JOB WORlC 1 mi good eenfee an give - ee short you ootlifc "-- laA Moe just Right THE Coalville Times eofn. SMtef ioc COUNTY Our Office Is Tell Equipped te U AH Kinds T Hsart ftsmstfy I weM by Dr. VS It all wumMi. If tee Srvt kettle falls te yewr Snifflet ertU return year MILS! MEDICAL CO YAR 000 i |