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Show V 4 , ! AMMJT GREAT SHORTSTOP IS TROUBLE MAKER? UNDEFEATED CHAMPION NORTHWEST. J Ireland, Rifle Shot, of Colfax, Wash., Telle a Story. "Hurry' It's the lueky seventh!" What cl'y, either major or minor league, does not claim the seventh Inning as Its luckiest period at bat? Few If any. Many fans actually believe that their team will tuin around and win It has a tlgh1 game In that period be omo a leal baseball phrase" It takes its rank from such trite expies elons as ' You can hit It, old boy." and "Well, It's our day 'o win" In C'hx eland Detroit, Chicago, Columbus, Milwaukee, Met. phis, Xr ln'iimio' , Orleans, Des Molne w r South B nd, ard all the garded by the fans and ntn til- - tn of the pla'tis n the time 1 1 It Is In the yen h do th killing that the lan-- . bicome ten.se, and in playiis gut their tttlh, it Is the sev enth that the boys permed on tret tie. and te)t graph poles- - ytll out i yenth now " it's (1 John Clarkson in a fanning bee at Hay it', Mnh , fully hft en yeais asro S oke i i,.l!y of the lucky seytnrh Ted Siilnau, known u a haseball e the at venue--cant lead, r It wlun It br.st up anted itt d 'Ji'n Murnane s mtmory.. and 'Tim" can go b.uk scores of yeirs it is an ex in the national pastime pression den to tans Out on the Milage lots lads playing with nil impromptu Dali believe in the lucky seventh" as theii city brotheis If liy any chance they hat 2 runs against their deadly enemy, the "Seventh Streets Giants," and win the girie In the seventh they light the fire before the Penates and from that day become ardent believers In the enth Get After th Files. With the warm days flies mut'Jy :- Now Is the time to atJohnny Probably Told the Truth, but amazinglytack them and prevent the breeding at a Dreadfully Inopportune of million from the few hundreds that Time. already exist. . A teacher of the lower grade of Perhaps the most effective .method destroying flies Is by burning schools was entertaining two, visitors in each room. This stuns to the classroom Several days pre- pyrelbrum and flics the they can be swept up and viously the teacher "had furnished burned amusement and at the same time inFlies are dangerous carriers of discreased the childrens store of knowland an enemy of humankind. Do ease edge by a series of questions of the part toward keeping down the jour nature: following and pest improving the health of your w "What do e sit on that rhymes community with hair?" Some child would answer- - "Chair, In tha Way. "Xou havent much of a memory for Today the visitors would be pleased to observe how readily the pupils dates, said the conversational boardcould answer. er "What do 1 wear on my head that "Nope, replied Farmer Corntossel "I used to have. Hut It Interferes with rhymes with cat?" asked the Instructress. business when youre sailin' spring Up went the hand of a boy with red chickens." hair. PeUrt nrn constipation. I lire tt uuifoI nisnff dis "Well, Johnny," said she, "you ma C.ttstittUt'n is WM Uw causo and yua nn Um disease Jfiaay total. tell us Johnny arose and appealed frightEnnui is the price we pay for knowlened. ' edge "Its a rat." be blurted. And then the tableau. OF THE FROM THE MOUTHS OF BABES Mr. Ireland world records la the holder of four and has yet to lose his first match says he: Kidney trouble so affected my vision as to Interfere with my shootI became so. ing nervous I could hardly bold a gun There was severe pain In my back and head and my kidneys were disordered. terribly Doan's Kidney Pills cured me after I had doctored and taken nearly every remedy without Imaginable I will give relief further details of my case to anyone enclosirg Main ft"' lie number the rante Doans. 5ft rents a For sale by" a 11 box Fostc r Mil burn Co , Buffalo, N. X. i But He Wasnt. Senator Dcpow, In his Washington residence on his seventy sixth birthday, told a reporter that his health was perfect. t "You do, Indeed, sir, said the reporter, heartily, "look the picture of - health."- - "Yes," said the senator, "I shouldn't have 6aid I was well If my appearance didn't bear me out. A self contradictory statement Is merely ludicrous You have heard about the census taker? rang the hell of a Hlllyer place residence the other day .e- - and an elderly gentleman opened door. M Td like te see The head of house,' said the census taker. ! Not so loud! whispered Now, what Is elderly gentleman. Im the head of the house? " 1 Mrs Hare Old Snail got his boy a position last week and he only held it one day . Mr. Hare What was It? Mrs. Hare A messenger boy. believes that ball players should be allowed to think for themselves, and It Is really on rare occasions that Jennings gives any signs. In this way he has made his team one which plays Intelligent baseball. Tits Tiger system does not differ from That in vogue on the old Baltimore team, as a member of which Jennings got his education and made his reputation. The only objpet JennlngS has In the many things he does on the coaching lines Is to keep his players keyed up to the highest pitch, and there is no doubt that he accomplishes this. In fact, there. Is something about Jennings coaching which thrills even the 'hostile crowds; He seems to instill confidence Into hie batters, makes his fielders hustle with his yells from the bench, and has not a man on his team who is not at all times inspired with bis confidence and dash. The every movement of Jennings is that of a hustler, and his players have adopted his Ftyle. There Is never any lagging coming or going to their positions. Its bustle with Jennings at all times, and to this does he owe much of his success and the TORTURED WAGNER. w-- e i i Copyright, JUKI bv Joseph B Bowbst The only theory on whlch I ever have worked is that every man on a team should work for the common In terest, that each man should help 'out each other one, and that eight men. If strong ought to help out Ihe weak one. Close attention to every move is Not only should a player essential watch every change of position of his opponents but be should watch his fiV-trvf- jv e wajs Is fire where there Is smoke. There certainly was some smoke 1 suing from the Pittsburg camp. Something was wrong with the team. It hasn't been playing the ball It figured to play. Pretty nearly all of the other teams had been soaking the champions on the jaw. They got another man to play first In Flynns place, hut he didn't last long. Then Wagner a shifted from short to first. Tommy, Leach came In, from the field and took Campbell, center Wagners place. fielder, and Wilson, right fielder, changed positlona. The lineup worked well the first day and the Pirates won. Pittsburg's team is never beaten until the last man is out, and as the sea son Isn't half over, Clarkes men cannot he counted out of the running unless the story of Internal strife has more truth to It than seems to be the case. If the players are fighting among Jhemselvca itia.a serious. prop osltion, for it has been shown that there Is little chance for any baseball club to do the proper work when there Is dissension in the ranks. ECZEMA as six years old, he with eczema. He could neither sit still nor He quietly fh He bed, for the itching was dreadful. would irritate spots by scratching with his nails and that only made When my boy suffered terribly Recently there cante out of Pitts burg a startling story . that three members of the Pirates had been in a Accord battle a la Jeffries-Johnson- . ing to the story Hans Wagner and Miller, second baseman, had jumped on to Jack Flynn, guardian of the Initial sack, and both got a licking from the formel St Paul captain. Was it denied? Everybody denied it Barney Dreyfuss,. owner, of the Pirates, used the uglier and shorter word In deny ing it. Fred Clarke, manager, declared there wasnt a word of truth to the story. Wagner growled out a denial. Miller said he never heard of it. Few. fans are willing to place Wagner in the role of a trouble maker. I didnt lick Then came Flynn. I had em, of course not," he said. nothing to lick em for. I couldn't lick 'em If I tried. We're room-mate- s and friends and there has been no reason "gauw'-mnctrofnrnie to punch their faces as report bustling team, even when it loses it ed If 1 wanted to, or could." gives the spectators a run for their Now, so much, fer the denials. money, and this to a certain extent ex- Theres an old saying that there al- plains the fact that the Tigers are e great drawing card con-tlnu- w them worse. A doctor treated him and we tried almost everything, but the eczema seemed .to spread. It started in a small place on the lower extremities and spread for two years until it very nearly covered the back - part of his leg to the knee. Finally 1 got Cutlcura Soap, Cutl-cur- a Ointment and Cutlcura Pills and gave them according to directions. I used them in the morning and that evening, before I put my boy to bed, I used them again and the improvement even In those few hours waa surprising, the inflammation seemed to be so much less. I used two boxes of Cutlcura Ointment, the same of the Pills and the Soap and my boy waa cured. My son is now In his seventeenth year and be has never bad a return of the eczema. ftook care of a friend's child-thhad eczema on Its face and limbs and I used thefCuticura Soap and Ointment. They acted on the child just as they did on my son and It ha sever returned. I would recommend the Cutl-cor- a Remedies to anyone. "Mrs; A;j; Cochran, 1823 Columbia Ave., Philadelphia, Pa, Oct 20, 1909 " d pleteiy upset, and are likely not only to remain sp, but to he w orse upet MiMons can be accommodated now wheie there was only' room for hundreds 30 years ago. be-eve- ry- well-shape- d William Dahler. players to see what they are The mind must be alert at every Instant during a game. There fellow doing. is no room In major league baseball for any except and players. I do not mean that a player must be a man. I mean he must he on hit toes, ready to Jump in any. given direction without the loss T an instant g fast-movin- g d d the FREEs more the It? postal for Package Paxtlne. economical Better and than liquid amtlaeptlcs FOB ALL TOILET USES. a. Coca-Cola.- Gives ones sweet breetht clean, white, teeth antisrptically clean germ-fre- e mouth and throat purifies tha breath after smoking dispel all disagreeable perspiration and body edort much appreciated by daint women. A quick remedy for torn eyes and catarrh. a thirst-quenchin- - Up to Date Milking Scene. "Whats going on around here?" Is this asked the surprised visitor. a hospital?" "Oh, no," answered the tall man In the silk hat: this is the stage setting for a New England farm drama. The next act will be the milking scene," But I thought the young lady In the antiseptic apron was a trained nurse?" Oh, no; she Is the milkmaid. The young man In the rubber gloves that youth ought was adoctor Is the farm boy. As soon as they bring In the sterilized stool and the pasteurized palls and find the cows tooth brush the milking scene will begin.11- - at When Father Helped. The fond father held the manu script while his son practised the oration. Shall we permit the ruthless hand of the hydra beaded tyrant, cried the youth, to to to well, what is it? - The father was wrestling with the Footwork in baseball is one of the most necessary things. A man who manuscript. "Oh, yes, he muttered, here It Is: handles his feet well, either batting. Go on.? fielding or base running;' is a good to desslcate. cried the boy, In"Its desecrate, for footwork player, is better than we permit the "Shall dignantly. ability with the hands. It is for a player to be shifty on his ruthless hand of the hydra-headefeet as It Is for a boxer. No one can tyrant to desecrate the the the be shifty unless he Is on his toes all why dont you prompt me? The father was staring bard at the the time, and a flat footed player Is as hisuuscript. bad as a one and usually "The the poodle paddle poodle, the two things go together. The batter who is on his toes, bal- um of our liver ties, he stammered. "Its the palladium of our liberanced and ready' for the jump, will Gimme that hit. for he can shift and swing and ties,' roared the boy still get his weight behind the bat paper Ill say It meself. And he stalked away angrily, The shifty runner on first Is ready to move either way to dive back to The Luggage Question. first or go on to second. In the field DeLancey Nlcoll, lawyer, is always he moves with Jhe ball, and Is moving a man, and abominates a when It is hit, so he covers more At the Union slovenly appearance. ground club he said of a westerner one day: A young player starting in the busi"He has come on to New York for ness should watch every move of the a week and I dont believe he haB batter, and poise himself for the start brought a stitch of luggage wjthjilm ""fibre Mr. NTcoTrmIIf. that one of the first things taught me - Unless, Indeed," he added, hes after I joined the old Chicago club stowed in tbe large bags something was starting, and the crowd of great he carries In the knees of bis trouplayers under Anson won many games sers." . because they started faster and were n readier hr seizing an Opportunlty-thaWrong Angle. 5 a- - brigl their opponents were. Another thin Thereelde they taught me was Biding tf) bases, t hi fig. not only A brigEt SlderBabT1 as to avoid being touched; but also to avoid getting hurt or hurt Well, there Is. Do you mean to tell me, doctor, Ing any one. That slide known as the "Chicago slide was the invention of that there is a bright side to my havKelly and adopted by Burns, William- ing had my leg amputated?" son. Pfeffer and the great players of Indeed, there Is; and If you could that day. There is more footwork to put yourself in my place you could that slide than In any other depart- really see 1L" ment of the game. It consists In Gunner They say since Coggwood watching the position of the baseman 1 new automobile he has run who is receiving a thrown ball and bought Yes, he ran Into Guyer throw ing the body In the opposite di- Into wealti. a other the day." hog on the hip with the rection, sliding leg partially bent under aid the toe Dont throw kisses, my boy; deliver booking the baf them In person. the Try This, This Summer. The very next time youre hot, tired or thirsty, step up to a soda fountain and get a glass of Coca-ColIt will cool you off, relieve your bodily and mental fatigue and quench your thirst At soda fountains or delightfully. carbonated In bottles 6c everywhere. DellclouB, refreshing and wholesome. Send to the Coca-Col- a Co, Atlanta, Ga for their free booklet The Truth " About Tells what Coca-Colla and why It la ao delicious, reAn freshing and Basesend 2c stamp for tha Coca-Col- a ball Record Book for 1910 contains the famous poem Casey At The Bat," records, schedules for both leagues and other valuable baaeball inform tion compiled by authorities, Important to Mothers - Examine camuhy every bottle of CASTORf-A- , a safe and sure remedy for Infanta and children, and see that It - Bears of In Use For Over 30 Years. The Kind You Have Always Bought A solved Lttle Putin powder hot watts h a ln of itiul antiseptic so- lution poaatmg axtraonSaanr cleansing, gamnodal and beak lag power, sad absolutely tuna-lea- n Try a Semple. 50c. a Urge boa st draggrits or by nuiL Co, Coerew, TMK PAXTON TOULXT Mxsa. 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But einc our systems hsve be corns weskened, impaired end broken down through indiscretions which 6svt gone on from the early ages, through oounties generations, remedies err needed to aid Nature in correcting our inherited end otherwise To reach tha seat of stomach acquired weaknesses. well-dresse- d ten-year- Baseball players5 bats 'differ InsTz'r fbapejtjnuch as the playeif do jn4 In physique. And the. strangest parf of it Is that many of the big fellows war club, use a small, while a couple of rabbits" wield something resembling a Vagon tongue. An instance of this Is the woodpile that Rebel Oakes; a former Cincinnati star, but now with the Cardinals, uses. A man can scarcely Imagine such a little fellow swinging1 so large and heavy a bat as Oakes does. The opposite side of the case Is presented by Bresnahan, who, while larga In stat are. hits with a reasonably small club .. . "A census taker Many of the antics of Hughey Jen nigs on the coaching line' have been construed as a system of signals for his ball players, but such is not the case Jennings, like McAleer, does not believe In a complicated system He, too, by wi.Lh to guide his team Baseball is a national Institution, Its about the only sporting game have left tn whlch the people Jiave absolute confidence Its almost the onl game which the betting has not spoiVd. It is the only professional game in the world where the players hir d then, every one of em play wl,h the spirit 'and the snap and the dash of amateurs who really want to win. When baseball takes on the taint of the gamblers' money Its days will be numbered, but the game has come out clean so far and long may It In the same way. 'Baseball Is a national benefaction. It takes a lot of men out of their offices stuffy afternoons and makes them breathe fresh air and get a little healfhy exercise for their vocal chords. 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