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Show :r web that any cadik wh a iika another to perform aay menial work iorTM fetia.il be dUmUeed from jf TIRED ALL THE TIM PLAIN TALK. -- DBTIsirBA'. 'EST POINT! Clark5. By Edward - -- r BY lj he "tie way whica veracious history says that preoume, Mr, Grant, iartn, and sucn being tl) cace you undoubtedly hare had rare opportunities to note the effect of the sun's rays on certain objects. Now, if you had left in the sun a water bucket that was innocent of the retention of a single drop of the fluid, what do you think, sir, would have been-th- e particular effect of the sun upon wA ) that particular water bucket? I think," said Cadet Grant, that it would "get warped and leaky." "Very well, Mr. Grant, you show erudition beyond your years. Now If you will look at my water bucket you will see that It is as dry as a chip By the further exercise tft your knowledge and observe-lioMr. Grant, can you tell be by what meana I may prevent the warping and leaking of my bucket?" Have it filled," said Grant.' Very good, again, Mr. Grant; but pray note what you aald: have ft filled, not fill it. That necessarily means, Mr. Grant, that some one must fill it for me. You have showa-- so much acumen that 1 fear to violate the terms of your prescription either in letter or in spirit which I should do if I presumed to carry the bucket to the water tank myself." Grant filled the bucket. A member of the West Point class of now an officer of high rank in active service, tells this story about the first day in plebe camp of Frederick Dent Grant, son of Ulysses. An upper clasgmkn, bent on nothing eW'Jhaa having some fun with the son of the famous general, asked him on hs advent into camp while be was suggestion to tnake the tadeta condition Juat a little' mot j Irksome Just now there U speculation on the autject of what the offlt UI visitor of The year of grace, 1909, will recommend a an add! tlon to the academy' code oTdUelpllue Sometime ago a clergyman of the Church of Kngland vial ted Went Point He wished to get full knowledge of the drill, the system of study and the dUcii.linary methods of the institution, and go he rone at reveille and made thcadet Jay his own, until tap bad sent' the stripling soldiers to their blankets. The clergyman, after seeing lights out, went to the offl n, 1 - r Os-ceo- a, slot at It: I bIuiohi m year ban bei tire it (be cant- - of some Iolnt i adnt a bo ellosed ins aui uiil fcpir r if to gtl tbe rf him, and bo uo der the inipuls-ot t h nionu nt commit d toiat att of haniK or w another kind of a dic-Ijilf- i breath, and therefore suffered d Um Ural The Ilf at e,t Point U a hard one, and eat !i tutu-sriboard of vUitora la likely to make ao.ue t 100 iharyocUiave Jived on ASillNfi-LO- t s. first eiaasmais ninca to tux hl TOe i.l0r uulri!U do Iff' toi. ot tae wind, buf here - COf1KHr t90 '''I fcnice, l"h 5 Languor, listlessness, dullness cf ! spirits are often due toTtidney1 disor-jdorPam and weakness in thb back, sides and hips, ht adaches, dizziness, urinary disorders are sure signs that 'the kidneys need immediate attention. Delay is dangeious. Alonzo Adams, Iowa, says: My - kidney a failed... me I "suffered aw ful pain and was so weak I could not and otten had work, I think she's double faced!" I To take to bed Oh, don't say thatl One face like 5, was dull and exhausted nearly ail the hera Is ' bad enough I consulted doctors and usedx time . . medicines, but only Doans Kidney DREADFUL DANDRUFF. Pills helped me. Soon I was permanently lured. Girie Hsad Encrusted Feared Loss Remember the name Doans. For of All Her Hair Baby Had sale bv ail dealers. 50 rents a box. Wife Made Foster-MilburMissionarys Co., Buffalo , N. Y. i Milk-Cru- st n Two Perfect Curee by Cuticura. RESIGNATION. TRUE "For several years my husband was a missionary in the Southwest Every one in that high and dry atmosphere has more or Jobs trouble with dandruff and my daughters scalp became eo encrusted it that, I was alarmed for fear she would lose all her hair. After trying various remedies, In desperation 1 bought a cake of Cuticura Soap and a box of Cuticura Ointment They left the scalp beautifully clean - and free from dandruff, and 1 am happy to say that Old Maid Is it really true that marthe Cuticura Remedies were a complete success. I have also used suc- riages are made in heaven? Doctor Yes, I believe so. cessfully the Cuticura Remedies for Old Maid (resignedly) milk-crus- t O, then, on baby's head. Cuticura Is a blessing. Mrs, J. A. doctor, you needn't call again. Darling, 810 Fifth SL, Carthage, Ohio, Had to Hear Evidence. Jan. 20, 1008." at Some ladies were visiting Pottar Prof a Chen. Oorp Sole Pngt. Boston. Blanche's home one day During the conversation, while the visitors were The Happiest. In the smoking-rooof the Finland, there, one of the ladies was describhow the blow files laid eggs and discussing a June wedding, Andrew ing d they hatched out as maggots Carnegie said: Blanche did not seem to be And thank goodness it wasn't an international marriage, though the Interested in the conversation nor pay any attention to what they had been bride did have 18 millions. Not." appended Mr. CaYnegle, that talking about. After the visitots had gone, Blanche said. object to international marriages Mamma. I dont believe flies lay -wherein the two parties are good and eggs' honorable and well matched. But so "Why? asked the surprised mother, many of these marriages are like one Because I never heard one cackle, a Boston that cynic described to the doubting Blanche explained me. Was it a happy marriage?' I asked Hospitals a Benefit to Property, this Bostonian, The National Association for the Oh, quite,' said he. The bride Study and Prevention of Tuberculosis was happy, her mother was over- has recently concluded an investigaLord Lacland was in joyed tion, which shows that 67 5 per cent and his creditors, 1 under-and- , of the tuberculosis sanatoria and hoswere in a state of absolutely pitals of the United States have been endless. and uncontrollable bliss.'" a benefit to the property and health of the communities In w hlch they are Time to Change Subject. located In the case of more than 62 The Courier-Journa- l tells of this e m barrasBln g state me n tmadet) y a of the institutions has helped to inwell known Louisville woman who is crease the assessed value of surroundknown as "saying things without ing property. me Four-year-ol- f cars' mess and there In responsejo a question from the superintendent of the academy, be summarised bti opinion of the days duties of the eadets by paraphrasing cf II Frenchman on on of the Crimean battlefields: "Jts magnificent. but its a beastly grind," Lord Robert not Jong ago declared that the I'plted States, school on the Hudson Js the greatest military Jnsti-tutioin the world. The hero of Kandahar doubtless had made some study tbe records and of averages, for history shows that in the number of solders entitled to be called great. West point has turned out more, all the military schools it the continent combined. the-rema- ft thinking.'. Her daughter was ttr fM.AI property in enter- taining a young 'man on the front porch and the mother was standing at the fence talking to the neighbors next door. In the yard of the latter was a baby a little over 'a year old, and it was trying to walk. "You shouldn't let 4t walk ao young," adl Vlwnq-'tnmation. "Wsitij tteaihl until it's a little older. I let my, daughter walk when she was about, that age, and It made her The young man began to talk ener getically about 1808 was 13,398.565 89 said Luschman, except for one thing. I guess youll have to fix that. "What is R? asked the architect. Several times lately Ive nearly . broken my neck reaching for another r.t th at il vfwn t got home late, so t guess you e another step there. Catholic , Standard and Times, h4 ter'SWR--"e-pu- foundation atones of tha succesa of a soldier, according to all the authorities who judge solely by results obtained. Disobedience of orders means Better than gold Like it in color Hamlin Wizard Oil the best cf all rent- dismissal from the mtiitary academy. dies for rheumatism, neuralgia, and all Disobedience of direct orders is s Pt3TOL DRILL BY CADTi3 Crime. soreness and inflammation. pain, unknown the at thing - practically untii rm Bhe I can't We: of dvll clothes the wearing ' still snd It may of regulations may in a In na elder day at the academy, school.- Infractions The softer a man's head the more Wash sure. Give me time to decide, and if, are never ease ha termed disobedience, but-tbeWbiclUhejadeU jou think is the e .Inclined to butt In. 1 feel as Uo now,.! hence six months s. urxntr so regarded in any of the world's schools. Boy dropped their lettera was hung with wide distend-- ington or Gen. Ulysses ' Freds answer, blunt and quick, was: "Washing-fa- will be yours, nature would needs ba remade If the rules of soy ad mouth just inside the door cf .the guardhouse. never wait could Wooer my I Ardent but man, the been greater have ton may tnaUtutton were to be kept to the letter of the Until the first call for breakfast, the guardhouse - Besides the courts that soldier." darling. long, was the greater rolled the drums instant ther was "off limits" The law. com-have decided that dealing In futures, Mr. Grant," said the upper classman, to the cadets could enter the building and drop their Discipline at West Point ia rigid to severity. in any without the actual delivery of the Washington to George father As far as disciplinary methods are concerned the lettera One morning a cadet stood without the pare your of a plucked hen goods, ia gambling pure and simple the unto comparing like is sense, drumin hands. The as his same his letter school never changes. It is the door, holding Puck. eagle." mer's sticks were poised trembflngly, waiting to to the Americanfollowed It was la the days of Grant nnd Lee. -a fight, but it was stripped there Then of call for first the Its and for fall a the the at. compare Take poundlngeut academy day ORIGIN almost instanter by some first classmen . because breakfast.' dutios with those of any other iostmmon, no matOf a Famous Humaqfood. too was pablic. ter of what country, and it will be seen that in Tha cadet saw the poised sticks, entered the the place Gen. John M. Schofield was an artillery officer. comparison to the cadets' labor the work of stuguardhouse and dropped his letter Just as the Tha story of the great discoveries army has it that Schofield had a distaste for The dents at other school Is but play. During qertaln first note of the call sounded. He had passed which Inventions Is always of Interest or an of because branch experience the infantry months of the year there la little play at West through the doorway just one sixteenth of a secactive brain worker who found An at as a week first hi plebe he underwent during FoIpL . Drill in the open air gives the requisite ond too soon. An officer saw him mail hla let himself hampered by lack of bodily academj4 military tbe recexercise to keep the physique right, and for ter jtnd a report of off limits" went la. which Some yearlings chased Schofield up a ladder from strength and vigor and could not carry reation apparently there is no need. caused the unfortunate letter mailer to perform cock ipft of barrfcks to the roof. The future out the plans and enterprises he knew Added to the Long List due The routine has changed a little with the pass eirtrt guarg duty foriS long hoursnot consec the of Franklin wai clad only in a night shirt how to conduct was led to study vahero This Famous Remedy. general way the day's proutive hours, bowsver. lng years, but in the rof was rs ched the cadets gave Scho- rious foods and their effects upon the When is ttkethlet grsm stthe academy the" oithefirsrhooFontfiewalibfhisalcove eamden,X- X- It Is with pleasure field a rifle, marked ut a sentinels beat on the human system. In Jther words, bef Reveille at oclock; roll call at ,20; breakcadet must hang one specific article of clothing; ffe future artilleryman on his for he could carry out his plans he that I add my testimonial to your started and roof tin fast at 6.JS; guardroouot at 7:15; recitations on tbe second book another article, and so eu. already long list hoping that it may waik hack and forth tth the musket on his shoul- had to find a food that would carry Induce others to avail themselves of and' study hours from 8 until i; dinner. l until If, the and his renew on with few and t dresscoat him his it intermissions, him hangs youth physical perchance, along der. They kept this valuable medi ; drill 1 r 40; recitations and study from 2 until he to can sacred the overcoat, bid mental strength. the nail from taps to Jevelll cine, Lydia E. Fink: from 4 until7 5.20; parade at 5.30; supper at 6; WelLtO. release from quarters Jor two Saturdays, He knew that a food which was a Allan Poe wai a cadet at West Point only hams vegetable and-sleeEdgar unllT from-9.30 rtaUoo,tfceo taps study at least, and If, perchance, tbe shell Jacket hangs for a short ttme. Arnfl tradition holda nothing con- brain and nerve builder (rather than Compound, I suf. over to trousers, he may add fered from terribla on the hook given cerning the hazing of foe. The academy, however. a mere fat maker) was universally There are no recitations at the United Stales three more days of confinement to those headaches, pain in of ow of Poes first poems, which needed. He knew that meat with the which custodian the Is and the on Saturday afternoons, military academy my back and right have accrued from tbe crime of the misplaced Is nothing short of a i rtking example of the boys average man does not accomplish tbe cadets are given what is called "release from overcoat. side, was tired and ' tbe knew He that results. desired wit nervous, and so quarters" with permission to visit one another ta-iqUeut was and substance at brain methodical in a academy soft cadet jruns Joseph The . gray While Poe fe yardstick along weaklcould hardly barracks or to roam about the "reservation, Lock officer. as tbfre s tactical nerve centers Is made from Albumen the toes of the extra jshoes which under starnL Lydia E. reguls- -, Lock was stationed ' , king good care, under pain of dismissals to keep - , Uon- mu8t b Placed ,n Pinkhams V egeta-bl- e beneath was tbe strictest kin of a disciplinarian, and he and'4 phosphate of Potash dbtalned fu!ar 0Tr from xolng off limits. Then .he started to solve trf his bed. IMheXoe of one shoe ig Poe for offenses, reports from food. foot Compound rethe report was constantly some comes never Release from quarters Jor stored me to health natural consequence some the problem. , the; as which brought eadets. The breaklngofsome small rule means Careful and extensive experiments and made me feel like a new person. cadet gets one demerit mark If more than heavy punishments. P had his revenge ia a poem confinement to quarters or the walking of extra the praise. r find ns a in volume called evolved Grape-Nuttbe now famous and it shall always have my one pair of shoes shows symptoms of irregular which the curious Mrs, W. F. Valfntixe, 802 Lincoln guard tours. The boy who unwittingly puis n the wai nerve and which contains tbe brain food. published of the In ago years the matter by It the toeing Tic Tacs, seMeb, Ity cadet Avenue, Camden, If. J. a pair of white trousers having an iron rust stain will receive a sufficient number of .demerit rnaiTS cadets: building food elements in condition I was a great sufGardiner, Me. on them, and wears them at drill or at dress pafor easy digestion. to enable him to realize thoroughly the beetles ferer from a female disease. The doca great name, vf Locke rade, will know no release from quarters lor of John Tbe result of eating Grape Nuts tor said I would have to go to the a right line 'as applied to something besides .. Joe Lock is i greater- .- In short. days. ' is easily seen in a marked sturdi hospital for an operation, but Lydia E. daily geometry. ell known to fame. The Tormer is Should a speck of rust be found on bis rifle at " marked activity of tbe brain PinkhamB Vegetable Compound com. and ness as a is the R BtiKlish beastly grind," clergymonths. The latter v 4 known to report Sunday morning inspection, be will shoulder that pletely cured me in three nervous and system, making it man saidJiUt it is a grind that has its uses and kits. 8. A Williams 1L F. B. No. 14, rifle and walk two or more bours up anddown one on to carry tbe dally pleasure lot the proof of it is written in all the records the tbe area ofi barracks as a "sentinel without There is or was, odl form of hazing at West duties without fatigue or exhaustion. Box 89, Gardiner Me. Bervice. Because your case is a difficult one, J e essence of in This are comrades has more it his fortunate which cruelty. while Point charge," Grape-Nut- s food is in no sense doctors having done you no good ' 1 lining ia in a sense an hereditary habit' The , consists in making ai'ebe read with appropriate experiencing the ecstasy which comes from perdo not continue to suffer without is food which but stimulant simply been have asked la the years army ptncerg.who inflections, ali the nice and the mission to ramble about the parade ground and gestures waste renews the replaces' and riving Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable dally that are past, and who are being asked today v things whbh the neti papers of his home town to Tlew the hotel and other delights ot civiliza Compounds trial.. It surely has cured nerves. and of brain of i the Out root to w the If announcement of his practice deviling" the plebe about him tion from a distance. . many cases of female ills, such as in, printed and is flavour Its being charming did . at West Point, jqol, and have not n 0 tjvem appointment to a cad blP was made. Imagine, If fully and thoroughly cooked at tbe flammation, ulceration, displacement Upon occasion the cadets are given permission a green youngster, as he fibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic the work, for were they not you a ill, the feelings to call upon friends at the little hotel on the res- - their hearts la it is served instantly with pains, backache, that bearing-dowstands upon a barrel, fading to an assemblage or factory ervatton. If, however, a boy commits the enor-- , themselves, and were they not In turn. fcazers? feeling, indigestion, dizziness, and nerfie editorial statement of the cream. Nine out of ten o the hazed will tell. you today possibly 50 yearlings, nious offense of leaving the main parlor of, the ot worker vous prostration,' It costs but a trifle brain the The -signature Smith the "doubtless be will that profited they by experience local papers, that Hefy hotel to visit his father or mother. in another to try it, and the result is worth miL as the eyes of the super- spoken of, C. W, Post, is to be seen on lions When Gen. tTyssea Simpson Grant entered made a corporal a to many suffering women." room, and the act should be discovered he will Grape-Nutof each genuine package never see tbe inside of that hotel again until plebe camp, a first classman who noticed the intendent of the mility academy fall upon his tali Look in pkgs. for tbe famous little ergn to scirr tfk show mfo. ro., has In him the making and manly figure. bey's strong build intimated to him that it would AUtU PAl L, Ml many weeks bsve rolled by and be has expiated Uuie nil book, "The Road to WellvHle.' shall his on of VJ hear deeds Hflt of iboNfor Woroeo aa4 to him bate ot a tn call be a toura soldier. of extra pleasure crime " his guard duty great by many iuimedistely at the A insnls IfV Um klh amS reason." s "Theres aleader of his as hosts countrys of tenL went Grant. a senior's battle There is a rule at xhe field the broiling sun or sero weather or Highlands' come. ' West Point, which was a rule in Grant day as In case dread w ? winter.' bow-legged- ." j Another Step Needed. "I like my house all right, f bind-myself A, EreaUaMGeorge y Ji , MORE 1 to-da- y PHAM CERES to -- p. s, ' j prtr n sn HT s. , - I !( t - t - |