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Show .! MAO NiRVE, Unlucky BUT Mens Modest Request for Pecuniary Assistance. Raymond Hitchcock, tb comedian, while In New Orleans a few months ago, took the opportunity of going to the races. During the afternoon he cashed several tickets, the result of He was feeling happy good guesses After the last race, and started for the automobile hth was to convey him back to his hotel As he was abont to climb Into the machine he felt a. hand on his arm. and a man ahouted In hla ear Hello, Hitchcork, how are you? Hear you put a crimp In the booklet Hitchcock blushed and shook hands sheepishly, not recognising the man, and not wishing to ahow it 8ay' I want to speak to you confidentially,'' said the stranger. asked the "All right, what ts tt comedian "Well, I sm up against some ha'd luck today. They cleaned me and I want to get home Now, dont let any one of these people see you, bw slip me enough fur csr fare, will you?" Sure," said Hitchcock, placing bis hand In his pocket. Then he paused and queried: "Where do you live? "Vancouver, was the answer. Hitchcock took a flying leap for his macblao, and unless the visitors st Now Orleans are more gullible, the Impecunious ons Is still looking for oar far. Harpers Weekly. Rich Prix for Historical Work. One million live hundred thousand dollars Is offered as s prlie.for a literary composition, the biggest prize of Its kind on record. The award will be outdo at 8L Petersburg on December 1, 1125, to the writer of the best history of Alexander I. of Russia. Arakt-chelef- , founder of the military colonies of Novgorod, left a fortune of SB, 000 gold rubles (125,750) to provide for this unique prise. The prlse-glvinday Is the centenary of the Cssr Alexander's death, by which time the atoney will, it Is estimated, have Inof creased to 12,000,000, ft will he used to defray - the cost of publishing the work which wins tbs g One-fourt- h prise. True to the Bex. On swept the amazons. Suddenly the long line of female warriors halted on the brink of battle. "What are they waiting forf asked the war correspondent.. "Powder! replied the commander laconically. "Ah. they are about to pnt some powder la their guns? "No; they are. abont to put some powder on their noses. Just because . ynscssn Tail Bw wan Iwne I an sew they should -- be any different from other, women."-- And then there waa a moving picture scene of animated puffs and flashing hand mirror Dissertation on Henpeck. Aa Ohio msa Is reported to be at ue point of death from blood poisoning caused by henpeck. This is rather queer. There ere many men la and around Eskridge who are henpecked a thousand times a year, and while It makes the blood boll no poisoning " has net la. Wabaunsee Tribun. Whether jou he men or women, yon will never do anythTngto ifci Yorld without courage. It la the greatest quality of tbs mind, next to honor. . James Alien. Htr Excellent Fort Dodge, is.. City Council Paso a Drastic Lav. RELIABILIT frs IsursM POPULAR APPROVAL OF THEFT. f Ksrasd by dpsllare sU wild rsirsatPM pUvp fo tMlitjr ta psrrlisHisf Wsfrkss, b DbaMdi ( English Writer Sees Significance In Glorification of Robber 14 tb Fort Dodge, la Kvory man In Fort Dodge between the ages of 25 and 43 years must become a married man Is the result of an ordinance Introduced by Mayor Charles Ik unfit and passed by the city conned Any man failing 17 to comply with the law will be fined MAIM The ordinance In part provides: SALT LAKE CITY. UT1 "That all aide Isrdied men between r. O. Bog l the ages of 25 and 45 years, whose Both Phone 1 SflX mental and physical propensities and are not mal and who are cspabilltit-Right of Way. not now married shall he required to As a train from Washington obtain a license and a bride and ly glowed, uc before the station 1 1 stralghtwav Uo exalted to a state of small town In Virginia the matf connubial bliss was thrown to a darky lad of peibp "Any person or persons falling to 12 years, who at ouw started of 1 comply with the provisions of this or- brisk trot to the post office. H dinance shall tie lined a sum not less not gone more than ten yards 4ee than 510 nor more than 510U, accorda Urge negro bqy ran Into hi most knocking the youthful met- - ger ing to the degree of criminal negliLook heah, niffs' off his feet gence Rpeaklng of tin matter Mayor Ben- exclaimed the messenger, w "If there aie any who de-s- i glance of indignation, "Youse tr; 11 to to! said to at once the penalties git In Jail, aint you Youse escape rej provided by the ordinance I will be ferln' wid de United States mal at my office at nil hours of the day, gah. When yo' Jars me yo jin de ready and wtlMn to-- purfurm the. cere; government of 'de .Halted StatpV mony free of chure or I will answer Harper's Weekly. telephone calls from my residence. 'T baye performed a number of mar- 530 California A Ret Salt Lake lute riage ceremonies In the past and can In a Manner of Speaking follow the latest and most approved 'A Scotch witness was bein; fashion. None of the couples 1 ever the sobriety of ti ede- have married has had cause to regret amlned as to In hts anxiety not and, fendant, the step taken. The offer Is open to press an unfavorable opinion, all the young people of the city. "If I am called upon to pronounce made so many evasive answer: both Judge and counsel became sentence on any one under the provisj ions of the ordinance It will be the perated. Now, sir," cvled the Judge, heaviest fine I shall he able to Impose the question. Was be or wahpsot under Its provision I Intoxicated?" , said Sandy. "1 wutlnsSny . "Aweel, RURAL FOR CARRIERS. RAI8E that he was Intoxicated in a falser s rl -- May Fix Salaries Not to Exceed 5900 Per Year. Postmaster General Washington. Under the recent net of congress making appropriations for the postal service for the fiscal year the postmaster general may flx the salaries of carriers In the rural delivery service at a rate not exceeding 1900 per annum after July 1, 1907. The highest rate now paid under the existing law Is 5720. The readjustment of salaries under the new law has been fully determined, but It Is proposed to allow the maximum rate, 5900, to all carriers on routes 24 or more miles in length. This will give. approximately 22,800 or about 0 per cent of the carriers an advance In salary of 5180 per annum. A substantial increase in pay for other carriers Is contemplated, but the chief beneficiaries of the new law will be. those serving the longest routes, on whom, the greater hard- - o speakln. j by that?" roared the Justice. - waa And pray, sir, what do yog 1 ( mean, Sandy replied, vefy aim-ly- , "that he could walk straight, M he could na talk straight Hafjira Weekly. 1 WAIT FOR THIS. trip to California, via Salt Lake Route. Write for full Information to J. H. Burtaer, Salt I Lake City. Only 530 round Busy Hotel Elevators. hetel In At the Waldorf-AstoriNew York It Is estimated flat the trips of .the elevators cover abont 120 miles dally. a 530 California A Ret Salt Lak Route. Cruel Religion, f "It la all very well," said the lecturer, to eay that other rellfloni are as goad as ours. Take Mohaamsdan-lra,- " for Instance, that cruflrreed. A Taka the medan bj,gvA,lpWyer that T-oW- s the shorter routes, ranging from It Is rrpeitvd miles In tdT4' sad "from lS to-lb every Mohammedan Souse liny length, now receive 5504 and 5540 per hold and mosque. This la ltr - . j on annum, respectively, being proportionally better paid than carriers on routes of 20 or more miles. The pay of substitute rural carriers will also be Increased In many cases. This advance in pay for carriers and subs It Is estimated, will result In an p proximate increase of 55,900,000 In tbs cost of rural delivery service. The idea of private property has never been fully acrepted by the masses of the people, and never had their cordial approval aa on Institution, says a writer in the London News. The most popular songs' and ballads of oar nation In all ages, it may bo noted, have been those which described sympathetically attacks on private property, from the Robin Hood cycle to the broadsheets in whirls Turpin and Sheppard were made heroes. Even nowadays the literature that really touches the people, the literature that the educated classes seldom so much as see eposed for Bale, the literature that Is sold in the small "general" shop In the back street, and costs fewer pennies than the novPl we know costs shillings, still very largely deals with the romantic exploits of the robber He Is never a villain; be is noble and generous to a fault, but he Is convinced of the impropriety of persons having too much money. For Infants andChUdren. The ALCOHOL ANegefabtr Always Bought t JEB Preparo-lonCrA- Kind You Have CINT. s Bears the slmilaiin$ifefbodandRcgula (mg Uie Stoatads amllWbaf Signature of Promotes Digestion JChmfi noss and RestXontiins neftw Opium. Morphine norMlral Not Narcotic.. p JbcprifoMIkSIMnijvIMll fhmfjaa Setd' JixMhUh- In - jktutittO iSthrbnaOSiit Hum Svrf- - BABY WASTED TO SKELETON. Use ChmrT Sugar hmaftmrt In Tormenta with Terrible Sores oo Fact and Body Tore at Fleah Cured Aperfect Remedy for CimsHpa lion . Sour Storoach.Dlarrtwa Worms jCwulsions.Fevtrish ness and Loss ofSeeep. by Cuticura. My little son. when abont year and a half old began to have sores come out on his face. They began to come on his arms, then on other parts of his body, and then one cpme on his chest, worse than the others. At the end of about & year and a half of suffering he grew so bad I bad to tie hie hands lmolotbs at night to keep him from scratching the sores and tearing the fleah. He got to be a mere skeleton and was hardly able to walk. I sent to the drug store and got a cake of Cuticura Soap and a box of Cuticura Ointment, and at the end of about two months the sores were all well. He has never had any sores of ny kind since, and only for the CutiCuri Remedies my precious child would have died from these terrible sores. I used only onq cake of Soap and about three boxes of Ointment. Mrs. Egbert Sheldon, R. F D. No. 1, Wood vllle Conn, For Over Thirty Years Exact Copy of Wrapped. At rnnum tn ma taMut, HcallA to tv. .I NO MORE MUSTARD PLASTERS TO BLISTER. THE SCIENTIFIC AND MODERN EXTERNAL COUNTER-IRRITAN- T. CAPISICUM VASELINE AprU2,1905. EXTRACT OF THE CAYENNE PEPPER PLANT A QUICK, SURF. SAFR AND ALWAYS READY CURE FOR PAIN -- RICE I Sc. IN COLLArfiBLE TUBES-- AT ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS. OR BY MAIL ON RECEIPT OF 15c IN POSTACE STAMPS DONT WAIT Bsnsfit of Modsm Machinery. It Is estimated by the department of agriculture that last years crop was produced and gathered at saving of 5385,000.000 over what would hav been th cost of raising an equal crop 60 years ago. This saving was accomplished by the use of mode, a agricultural Implements. Farm Machinery. a" TILL THE PAIN COMES BEEP A TUBE HANDY. mustard or any other piaster, and will not A substitute for and superior to and curative qualitiea of blister the most delicate akin. The the article are wonderful. It will stop the toothache st onoe, and; relieve We recommend it as the best and safest external Headache and Sciatic counter-irritaknown, slao aa an external remedy for pains tn the chest A trial and stomach and all Rheumatic, Neuralgia and Gouty complaint will prove what we claim for it, tnd It wilt be found to be Invaluable in the household and for children. Once used no family will be without It. Many Accept no preparation people say it Is the best of all your preparation of vaseline unleas the same carries our label, aa otherwise tt ts notgenulne, SEND YOUR ADDRESS AND WE WILL MAIL OUR VASE pain-allayi- nt Hows This? Oh BnaanS Boom Bower tor soy K Mjee.Dy JBee Uunt Cut. P. J. CHKlfXT CO., Toledo, O. We. tbe eodowlsood, fcoro- kaowe F. J. Ckoae? for Um tut 19 non, ead ballet him perfoo.tlj bo traneacUone ead SaaaeUU We offer - LINE PAMPHLET WHICH WILL, INTEREST YOU. OMowS CHESBBKDITGTTTvrFCr "12 orablo ta ell baalooto ebto la earn out aa oblteatluae made by ble aria. XMiia Meatia, Tiiene. Wbohwoie Drtir(lu, Toledo (X Helt'i Catarrb Caro Is lakee tawaally, acting maeoasaarraoM of the directly apoa tbe blood and tree. Price 79 oeata per y,iem. Teettmoolale eoot Sold ell buttle. Irmnteta. by Take Bell'i Family Pill, lur eoaHIpetlon. STATE STREET. NEW YORK CITY "1 aeek refuge with Allah fro Satan, the accursed. In the lame f DIRECT 34 YEARS SELLING Allah, the Compassionate, the Mercf end keraem he. been eold direct from ear factory ta On eehlclee fuL Oh, Lord of all Ceatxree, Of, a cramlnaUna aad for a tear for a third of century.dell -- ahipT oa are wit anttl cry. Allah, destroy the Infidels and polytheapproral and yoarantcc aafe U aot sella&d aa to My la, quality aad price. ists, thine enemies, the enemies if Wc Ire The Lirietl Baaslactartn la The WerM Horse Was Fastidious. the religion! Oh, Allah, make their Wa make me etylea ef aIHiuvlotbacott.umcraaelaalrely. A cockney cabby who had just afVehicle. atylaa of Haraeae. Send for large, free cetelofue. children orphan and defile - their , MX. LlrttOaaopy nosebag, turned to Raruet Mlg.C. , Am abodes, households, and their women, fixed his horses broken-dowTrap, rrioe earn, Elkhart Carriage motor Elkhart, ladlaaa. i, STS. OS. the driver of a and their children, hnd their posse AROUND WORLD IN 35 DAYS. sions, and their race, and their wealth, bus close by and shouted oat: Now, cos Too can a la oa 90, 99, ITS or MS and tfietr lands, arbouty flow thenlear off .with your oil boxL aereaof subtle Irrlfatod land la -the smell of It spoils my orse's lunIdaho. Hicheat land aad moat Oh, Lord of all Creatsrea Complatlon of Channel Tunnel Will lem ncccrful Irrtfawd tract la Uto cheon. Make Great Faat Poaaibla. world SKI. 000 acne eettledln two 900 to Others 190, follow. B. ooeo. April Baay paymeato. 530 Cbaep powar from Sboabood Flntepealnf yean. $30 CALIFORNIA alia lodaatnaa warned. Aotatoooaor yoa will be too lata. Wrltp 13 tint Nattoeal Saak Mid Chwaqo. In a Pinch, Us ALLEN'S FOOT-EASA London. Journey round the Round trip via Salt Lake Route. A powder. It cures painful, smartworld In 35 days will be possible Sale begins April 2Glh. Write today, ing, pervobs feet and Ingrowing nails. DO YOU BURN KEROSENE? when the channel tunnel, connecting J. H. Burtner, Salt Lake City. , . It's the greatest comfort discovery of tuore If ao get is with A France, completed. new shoes easy. England the age. Makes light with a "BINS SLASS CONE Tbs tAMFttilNtL A New Reformation. The Tranastberlan express, crossing certain cure for sweating feet Sold Positively etffd by doea-rt- . They are riaut these Littls Fills. Are we In for a new reformation? by all Druggists. 25c. Accept no subEurope and Russia to the Pacific, will fit common lampa, great They also leltevs Ws-- i bend your dealer name then start from London Instead of Vlnet, himself an evangelical theo- stitute.'. Trial package. FREE. AdIn25c for a SINS from aad Y. Dyspepsia. Le N. A. 8. tjess Olmsted. Roy. dress waa Moscow, and travelers will be able to logian, said long ago that one aire No. or 3 pout paid. digestion and Too Hearty VladiCO. to BURNER BING Cross there and aid from Charing Inevitable, necessary get A perfect remSatin To live but one day in good will to Dept G. Miaataaatta, Mia vostok without changtng cars, the are features about the present Natoe tor Dirtiness, edy all men is to antliepate and hasten which remind us curiously of Drowsiness. Bad Taste journey across two continents occupythat day when all men shall live la did centuries In tbs Mouth. Coated four one a of fortnight. nigh thq) ing about good will. Bliss Perry. world-tou- r Tangu Fain tn the Rid j ago Christian World. The points In the TORPID LIVER. They will be London, Moscow, Dalny, YokoFof constipation, biliounnona, liver Bowel Vegetabl tts Purely A 530 Rout California Salt Ret. Lake Livernguiats and and disease, reculting from imhama, Vancouver. Quebec pure blood, take Natures remedy.health- SHALL PILL SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. Aik joar delr for pool, the estimated time being as folIvE-OU- Q Tea. It is made wholly of I them. Write for oar Special Guidance Needed, lows: London to Yokohama, 15 days; cataku-frenew illustrated Edwin A. Halsey, late assistant Genoina Must Bear giving herb. Yokohama to Vancouver, eight days; Thi BARTELDES SEED CO dorado! Signature Vancouver to Quebec, six days; Que- charge daffaires of the setiite press Our distinctions do not lie In th rela who hails from tils, gallerv Vlrg six bec to Liverpool, days. places which we occupy, but In the Howard e. Without the channel tunnel It Is sponsible for the following and dignity with which we fill grace old darkey who had not Specimen price MMd. 8iiYr. Lad,f 1; Gold. the the make to by Journey 75e, Gold Wc, Z'rtc or Copper II. Cfimdfl (m(a possible them Emerson." for church REFUSE time SUBSTITUTES. list Mat onapplir.- Mailloy 41 enyclopen and fall In The apt along days. Transslberla route lonirol and Umpire price work wlimed. Lea at Hi night Is meeting. Uefereoco. Moscow prater from Colo. klllo. Mo Carbonate Root Wlntlow'n National Saak. train Mr. express Syrop. weekly ted on by Tm rhtldma teething , often the guns, rmlucnfl tm the most luxurious train In the world, at the meeting was comme:ciurch. cures wt&dcolfci 2Sc Mil, ans teBMDfllUm.AtJayB sTotg pain, iivg DBBCefl tfl The MISCELLANEOUS ELECTROTYPES as It should be in the interest of trav- one of his brethren of the DEFIANCE STARCH- -L packBffB was la prt ftrlFif for mI$ t tlifl iowtst pritw by os a sometimes elers who spend a fortnight in It. conversation between the Jtwo ounce 4wme Htthff 5Urrh5 only li graft prte ib4 Cupid pech ii.iy.uw uwinm , u w. Ateat.,cuB I "OtFIANCE SUPERIOR .QUALITY. "Sar, Brother There are dining cars, smoking cars, something I like thisold tbrub. a Johnson. aint saw you leah at de sleeping cars and even bathing cars. meeMn' house for a considerable duraIts has barber also The train shop tion s "Dat ao," replied Brother and safe deposit and gymnasium, where passengers can take exercise Johnson; Ise been very busy." "Well, how come beah t you on "home-traine- r bicycles. Hi other Johnson? We'l, yon See, of the seasons styles is the JacktohT like Its Brother sdis In Tree. Golden Tresses I sp a chicken jcoop tor Portsmouth, N. H. A stranve find some repairing white gentlemens, and Jse got waa made lu the base of an old tree Mtuwation putting a fence round on the Bates farm on South road in Waists, Blouses, Jackets, etc, etc. The tree was struck by lightning wa'ermelon Ipatch for another gentlemens. and needs guidance special Mr when and recently last summer, It the newest thing, and a' complete from temptation Bates waa cutting It down he found assortment is i found only in the ? 0 California A Retr Sal' Lake Route a wooden plug Almost In the ccn-e- i of the trunk. In the plug was a scrap te wuwb an old tint- - HvWn paper RopoMe of Most or us are made what we are waa wrapped a tress of golden hair and half a doxen finger nail clippings, In the ambitions that we have sever all well preserved realized 10 Cants kid IS Cents Each The tree had giown nioie than IS the Turn. Catling Inches outside the plug, and experts A splendidly illustrated sheet of these graceful Japanese "I suppose, said the city girl who figure It must have been nearly 100 waa passing a week In the country, Styles VS be mailed oa receipt of two cents (2c) by years since the strange 'find had been "that you know-- all different the v placed In the tree. THE BUTTERICK PUBLISHING COMPANY. LIMITED flowers." . NEW YORK BUTTERICK BUILDING I reckon mebby I do replied the Vaccine le Phthisis Cure. old farmer. Boston. The experiment being cont look What does a' forget X ducted by Tufts Medical school and like?" queried the girl. eo the Massachusette pathological experts Oh," replied the horny-handeis the greatest authority on fashions for with vaccine Inoculation as a remedy of toll, Its jlst a ordinary knot In a Ladies and Juvenile for tuberculosis give promise of suc-ce- s string th ole woman tie around my A detailed statement Of ho rt the finger when I go t teown an ahe 15 Cents per Copy, $1.00 per Year. discovery cured the wife of Gov. Guild' wants me t git eunthln fer her. out Prof. been gtvea Leary, hag by 53d California A Ret. Sat Lake Rout n t?br j" Tit-Blt- SICK HEADACHE A SOCIAL LEADER OF KANSAS CITY AttnbuUt MUST MARRY OR PAY FINK, NO MONEY, rae-thi- rd v 1 heaval Plant WESTERN SEEDS best PC III TQ O e Gar-hel- d Lb Fao-Sim- tle mmsvxtfsir 8U-J- - t. THE FASHIONABLE FEATURE Japanese Effect MRS. W. H. SIMMONS. m e. 8th Ksnsaa City, 1 1. , member of the National Annuity Association, Mita w. n. simmons, write: Wj health wnnexeeUent until about a year ago, when I bad a complete coget- not ting the proper rest, and too many late uppers. My stomach was in a dreadful condition, and my nenea Oil llapse from overdoing socially, in-otru- I was advised by a friend to try Panina, sod eventually 1 bought a tattle. I took It and then ano'her, and kept using it for three months. - At the end of that time my health waa restored, my nerves no longer troubled me. and I felt myself once more and able to assume my social position. I certainly feel that Peruao It deterring of prolso . " There are many reasons why society women breajdown. why their nervous evsteme fail, why they have systemic or pelvic catarrh. Indeed, they are especially liable to these ailments. No wonder they require the pro action of Pern to. 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