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Salt Lake City, No. 1 sorry through fear of Impending dtoj gster His premonition caused se 4f the workmen to deride him John iBiexell of Newark led In the scoffing As Hueselmans was passing a 40 faoihlgn pile of heavy umbers Hissell. as at work ou top, uttered a cry and leaped to the ground Alls did ao the great bulk of lumber VAyed and toppled over Hueselmans I burled beneath the mass and was jiiiaiitly killed Hibsell, b his leap, a aided the crumbling pile and lauded Jut beyond the tmilwrs The tall, hwever, resulted in his receiving nu into us fractures and he was removed it critical condition to St Michael s lu evffy borne nod tier for prvtwUutt A fen dollar from fltea witl lmaoo cover your lertiiory and county boy your will M aunt. Your apara lime only required to handle thte lueipenv.ve article Big itnmKlt not needed Writeto certaiuiy I He dav lor particular. nnvaning convinced ot the areal yur lOiliti and fairness of propueiuon Tbey will Interest you OTW ansa, Ule tU ., (W refunded OPERATIONS John Hueaelmans, superintendent of s lumber yard in Harrison, N. J., started home after a day of Intense N. V. I sited Klatea Army SAVED FROM .Jersey Mans Pear of Coming Disaster Laughed at by Comrades, But It Wat Verified. k The Asttirptic Powder for Tew. xder, Achme Feet. Sold everywhere. Sample KKER. Addreee. ALIEN Introduction Needed. Housekeeping," said a pessimistic New York baclu lor, "will soon be a lost art In this town, at any rate "What makes you 'think that asked a woman friend. -- Do you know what eggplant looks like before It Is cooked? was his apTwo Women Tell How They parently irrevelant reply. "N u mi," the woman replied, .. donl b.llt,ve , do Escaped the Surgeon's Knif e "Right there." mid the bachelor, by Taking Lydia EPink-Vegetab- le you have an answer to your own if you were the only worn quistion an who didn't knew raw eggplant Compound. when you saw it. or If eggplant was the only raw vtgetable vou were not would have no acquaint U with For fifteen Swarthmore, Penn. but have years 1 suffered untold agony, and for grounds for the it on tlie authority oT ttstauranl pro one period of nearly two years J had hemprietois and niarketmen that half the women who eat all tin ir meals out orrhages and the could not call eggplant, salsify, pars doctors told me I would have to unnips, kohlrabi and imsl of the turnip met them face family bv name if itn dergo an operation, Is thut true ' (o face but I began taking "1 am afraid It is " the woman acLydia El Pinkhama knowledged "Hut most meu wouldn't Vegetable Compound and am in recognize thtm, either" good health now. I Oh," said the bnchelor, "that's dif am all over the ferent. We are not supposed to be Change of Life and up in sin h things " cannot praise your Vegetable Compound too highly. Every woman should take Summer Hats of Shavings. at that time. I recommend it to summer it Mauy of the handsomest both old and young for female trouworn hats by women all over the bles. Mrs. Emily Summeksoill. country ure made of shavings Pa. Swarthmore, It seems that Japan is a thriving Md. Baltimore, My troubles began center for this shaving industry and wooden ribbon of this sort appears In with the loss of a child, and 1 had hemvarious foims. some presenting a sat- orrhages or four months. The doctors iny finish and others resembling silks said an operation was necessary, but I dreaded it and decided to try Lydia E. and crepes The About twenty per cent. Is sent here Pinkhams Vegetable Compound. jn ,,.e BllaJ)g of wooden ribbons while medicine has made me a well woman and itrong and do my own work. ttorked ,lp lnt0 ,ht. familiar. ' 1 ,he refit R INKING, 12G0 Sargent J Mr St, chip brand." Some years Js)an sends $1,000,000 Hnltimore, Md of this material into this country. It Since we guarantee that all testimoappears that the American women nial which we publish are gnuine, to it like the product better than Euro-- not fair to suppose that if Lydia E. Pink-ha- m peau, for the I'nited States Is her Vegetable Compound haa the virThe material is tue to help these women it will help any largest customer. other woman who is suffering in a like et.elly dyed and is so thin and flexible that exquisite effects can be pro-- I manner? ducedk OF DEATH Nw Pio turt on the Label vhem buyia Tnde-Utr- HAD PREMONITION Me 29-19- 13. . v hepital. I crowded tn lley car was passing tb lumber yard at the dime The pas agers, many of them workmen on tbir way home, rushed to the spot ttd began moving the timbers It was blf an hour before Hueselmans angled body was extricated Many a man's soiled teen washed The eye Is In character has a woman's tears sometimes more eloquent than the tongue, yet few of us prefer a tongue lashing to an eye lash. Mra.Winslow'1 Soothing Bjnip for Cblldrra leelhlog, toficDi the umi, reduce Inflammation, allays pato, cures wind code Jbc a bouleAdr FACE Every time some people try to think they make a noise like a boiler shop. RASH IN ONE SOLID "I started to get Lindsay. Mont big blotches round my neck and did not think very much about it at Irst, but tbey commenced getting torse all the time and such an Intense kebing, it never gave me a jjainute's rest The pimples were red and would feat Wont Last Long. "Is Rantz a finished tragedian? Almost." well Looking on the Bright Side. It is said that more than one person has been killed by kissing. "Yes; but isn't it great stuff If you live through it? Judge . fl From itching, and scratching them so it caused them to spread; there would be sores from scratching them so Intensely My face and neck i were covered with plrnples It looked as if my wnole face was In one solid was nearly crazy rash or sore, and with Itching and burning. At night they would be very bad so I hardly could sleep My face was, I must say, In one raw sore. I nearly gave up all hopes of ever getting like myself. "I bought one cake of Cutltfura Soap and one box of Cuticura Olutment and started to use them and followed the directions as closely as I could. To my surprise only a few applications stopped the itching and .scratching and In a couple of weeks time my ace w.s nearly well. I kept on using be Cuticura Soap and Olntmen and In two months time I was completely cured" (Signed! yjrB (jUBt kelson Dec. 4, 1912. Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold throughout the world. Sample of each Skin Book. Address postfree, with 32-card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston." Adv. I 1 Misunderstood. "He married a woman with princiv ple Yes and now he lives on the in- terest." Ik Ay Richness Personified. Fader, vot means a pluto- crat? Fader One of dem fellers dot's so rich he needn't to fail any more Fuck. Safel The McTavlsh family was dining, and each member eagerly watched Mr. McTaviBh carving the fowl, none su eagerly, however, as the dog, for that intelligent animal never took his eyes off the bird. Suddently the knife slipped and sent a fragment of poultry rolling on the floor. rjdlchtY jne, cried McTavlsh, "the leg, my own favorite bit. The dog! get it." said the No, it wont, father. He'll not get it. youngest McEavish. I've got my foot on it. Youngs Mag ' V Boy's View of Policemen. A boys view of policemen le thus quaintly expressed in the examination papers of the Albert Street school. Bui well. Nottingham, England; men in the One of our large towns is the policeman; he Is a very large man, and looks very smart in his suit of blue. If he sees a bey who ought to be at school, he tries to catch him and take him to school, where he Is punished. His duties are many. At night he walks quietly down the streets in case He there are anys. robbers. carries a lamp about with him to see where the robber escapes. If the robber hides, he will be traced. The policeman carries a staff, a .whistle, and some handcuffs in case he needs them. Somebodys big league manager to going to get 'stung. Perhaps It should be said that tome magnates manager has been stttng. Only the pain sf the sting hasnt developed yet. There is the case of John G. the astute manager of the New York Giants, and Joe Tinker,, the brains of the Cincinnati club. became Imbued with the Idea that he needed Pitcher Fromme. a half and half pitcher always, and the gain- Me-Gra- Mc-Gra- well-know- His fearful headaches grew less frequent, his complexion began to clear, kidneys grew better until at last Be was a new man altogether, as a result of leaving off coffee and taking up Postum. Then I began to drink it too. "Although I Was never as bad off as my husband, I was always very nervous and never at any time very 1 strong, only weighing 9Wbs. before I Now weigh Postum. use to began 115 lbs. and can do as much work as anyone my size, 1 think. .Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Writ for booklet, "The Road to Wellville. Postum Comes In two forma. Regular Postum (must be boiled.) Instant Poatum doesnt require boilstir-rining, but Is prepared instantly by a level teaapoonful in an ordinary Vhlfcbt makes R right cup of hot water, for moat persons. A big cup require more and tome In a, people who like atreng things put a It with and temper spoonful heaping -g f t 1 , : Unfversi la Given Credit for Discovering; ' Peculiar Delivery. s large Vupply of ereap Experiment until . you know the amount that pleases your palate and ' have it nerved that way in the futara There a Reaaoa" tor Postum. rTifirs. : $? t 3 14 Rollie Zeidtr of Hlghlandero. ing of his need cost the Giant manager three athletes of fair repute Red Ames, a pitcher; Heinie Groh, an infielder, and Josh Devore, the diminutive outfielder. Now the question Is, who got stung? Cincinnati to willing to admit that to guilty. New York to waiting to be shown. ' But one thing every one knows, has lost some confidence In the ability of his team to win . a third straight pennant Otherwise the lit- Mo-Qra- Mc-Gra- HeKapoieoBof the gamewouldhav . stood pat on hto Next there to the case of Wank Chance, erstwhile peerless leader ot the Cut a, now groping In the dark line-up- Promotes DigcsttonCkerfi ness and RestjContains nrtitrr Opium Jdorphmc norMaicraL hot Narcotic. AkyrVflVMMZZlTCa SlrnrfeW MMkUk-to- M- Apefect Remedy for Cowg Han , Sour Stookli.Dtarffioa Worms tfmilsro.Fewmfr Naps Win by Hitting. Capt Heine Wagner of the Red Sol saya the Nap do hot know how t run base and their fielding Is very ordinary. They have been winning their games by heavy hitting, he saya JtcSait Siiw & M e nr, la)ars ii;tkli, IHvuM All dealer arsmt axsot-- s somxbs, avITnrwurm, uyri ut Womans Chief Charm s weU tevetope beat, her aioet furlutlon. Nature's tree test rlfb U woadertal Urrue, Develeper works wonders; perfectly' henulese; no failure. Mrn.H.J.Teylorv tost. MM Tmru tnan, to Aavls, CsIBwiln Bus I HOWARD E. BURTQI "BftW.V0 UmbIiab Writ: UoM, ftOvr, U4. $it Uvmt, tei OuM. Me: Kim Copper. L MbUIhI bb4 fall priom list gntaloM ipllU4Mb OoMivl bb4 Bmpim wort ymdrlAAm llBBl ImI. Ui MBtkfl UflMM nl is CASTORIA What a harmless anbstitnto for Canto ria la Castor OU, Paregoric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It Is pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Nareotlo substance. Its ago Is Its guarantee. It destroys Worms - and allays Feverishness. For more than thirty years It has been in constant nse for the relief of Constipation. Flatulency, Wind Colic, all Teething - Troubles and ' Diarrhoea. It regulates tbe Stomach and Dowels, assimilates tbe Food, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Childrens Panacea The Mothers Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS Bears tbe Signature of - ffsr. Ceutaus CoMPilX i t NEW YORK. -- ' ,! MU. Mtaelll ar f will Soil ilNFANTSyCHripiEl bess nnlLosS Of SLEEK -- itji njTTL ALCOHOL a PER Cl NT. ANksriablePrrpanfbnfarAs slrai!al!ii$tteFoodanRei tingUieSionmlBaaiBweki crew have been waiting em' out, bit Hah takes It the other way, "Only one pitch can be hit, saya tbs old Dutchman, "and it may aa well be the first aa tbe last!! e Cartels KS' duTy H n Cuban Disappoint Tlnkr,. .... Joe Tlafcet-t- o said- to-bowbai disappointed In the (flaying of Almeida of tbe Cincinnati team. He had peeted to make a star out of tM Caban. . year. CARTER'S LITTLE UYER PILLS. Purely vegetable surely and gently on the Children Cry For Wagners Way ef Batting. Hans Wagner to said to be the only player in the Pittsburgh team uho will the pitcher is in a hole. Other members of tbe Pirate swing-whe- n Her Lucky Day. Frances to only a little girl, but he has a quick mind and the gift of language that sometimes distinguishes children who associate much with their eldera. The other day Frances came home to her mother with cheeks like roses and eyes like stars. Oh, mamma, she exclaimed, happily, Tve had the best luck this morning! I got downtown just at the psychological moment!" waa "Did you dear? mother's what happleased inquiry. "And pened?" Said Ffances, solemnly: "I saw a When a man ran travel as far on his nerve as others can on an excur- parade. sion ticket the railroads are sure to We know a persistent salesman who lose money. wonders If It would be worth while The holy bonds of matrimony to show St. Peter the latest card Insometimes merely indicate a merger. dex system. Statisticians of athletics at Prince ton University have entered a elaba for J. M. Mann,- - 76, as the discover of the art of curve pitching. Accord ing to baseball lorp available at Princeton, Mann was the star pitrhi of the college team, known as tl Nassau nine at that time. During tbi several fall of 1874 Mann pitched games tn one week, and hto peculiar delivery wore the skin fro, m .the tips Of the fingers. In the final contest of the week he was obliged to play third base. Late in the game he was forced to relieve the pitcher in order to save the contest. Owing to the tender condition of his fingers, Mann was obliged to throw the ball with little or no grip. He immediately noticed that hla delivery was breaking In an odd manner. which caused opposing batters to strike out. During the winter months he continued to experiment and In tbe spring blossomed out as a pitcher with a real outcurve at hto command. coffee. ... BA tty-seve- Can quickly iTSS , - whch The Wretchedness of Constipation be overcome by had thlg to f the William H. Taft la One young men of the city who may be and Indigestion. They do their dutyt depended upon In public affafrs. He to ness, one' of the highest standing of the SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSS, SMALL FUCL Genuine must bear Signature graduates of Yale, and hto original powers, perfect Integrity and courage and correct Instincts, aa well as thorough Information, have jnade him Useh .it 41 ful, won for him the friendships and enmi.Vs most complimentary; and DAISY FLY KILLER Si 91ml, opened for him ji career that has the highest promise of great distinction.' all Was hhis4'se-tions Star Pitcher of Princeton "Husband and myself both had the coffee habit, and finally his stomach and kidneys got In such a bad condition that he was compelled to give up a good position that he bad held for years. He was too sick to work. Hla skin was yellow, and there didnt seem to be an organ In his body that was not affected. I told him I felt sure his sickness was due to coffee and after some discussion he decided to give It up. It w'as a struggle, because of the powerful habit. One day we heard about Postum and concluded to try It and then it was easy to leave off , lay ni binds or somebody I to on something strengthen hla 'cheerless Nets York FIRST TO USE, CURVED FOUND A WAY To Be Clear of doffee Troubles ' a wild effort to for making the trade and thee sous cast on the scales probilto ' would cause a balance. ... When Taft Was Married. It was formerly a pleasant custom of society reporters to indulge In pre- dictions as to the glorious future o'f the happy pair.A journalistic prophet j of the Cincinnati Commercial Gazette, in writing of the wedding of Miss , He)en L H daughter of John , w He to wmlgm 0WBrd Taft, Tired of Boating. When Mary went home to Ireland for a visit to the old farm, after a course In general house(our years work In America, she found a new I ' American league club. And he was thot brother. So Chance offered Hal Cham to the baby live In the same couldnt spoiled you highest bidder, and odd Onatgh bouse with recounted Mary to him," vennt bids the it may seem, though as her old mistress. "Such a raisin very high, judging from the trtds the he had had! I towld me mother twas " orange grove magnate made. from the bringtn Think of the peerless first basaan different altogether Twas do this, us older children. of up going in exchange for Rollie Zkdetja we done It or get a whippin. castabout on the White Sax tesnitod in the little wan now: If ehe First Baseman Rorton. a recruit, vho But with do this, he says, No, I to him lays hasnt yet cut his wisdom teeth in dont want to, an never a budge does ohsene' show. The big ordinary he make. But my mother was not set Jumps immediately to the condusbo back by my scoldin'. She just sayed, that Frank Chance was stung la that Oh, well, wait until youve lived as deal. Yet the master of the long and as much as I have, and you landers probably has his own real will get tired of bossln, too. ut In 1 r- - tt Copy of Wrvpp. The Kind You Have Always Bought tiis etMTAys 4 eeMMNV, m teas am, r |