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Show X hatli niJ ISM TAX. Ai V i T A. 1J tLi girfl A TflRQ ' fie. thought of Vicksburg and aithia Chicks-- jjumga Everyone- - five boy - paper aaya got M sniff do Bathing eoagraaa, Perry Patettia to bla aft tried file nd. Well answered Wsyworn WaW son, it ta about time the profession! -Cincinustti was represented, I guess. Enquirer. x II .ftmsa'tC Mftir lea with Olywrlaa, Tm srifMal aaS aaly nulaa OaraaOhappae HaaW aol 0a ars, a, c. O. OUT, Oaa Alai Among loaders weapons the bayonet he changed least since Its invention. o you bad a chance to pay yotar wtrlckly - - - .Thte bar ItrslMi FENCE BAIL BICYCLE. 1 miles were standing off a band ot robbers. Mr. Perdu had only the day previously sold I'.OOO. His neighbors a tract of land-fo- r thought of that circumstance at onie, and jumped to the ronilution that an attempt was being made to muider and - to the esar when you were in Ht Novel of AU KpM Traa.lt respect Russia. You must have caught cold Sr hr 111. THEY MADE A TERY LARGE up there, for you are fearfully hoarse. Here Is the oldest bicycle railroad "Ye --I spoke with his majesty. TEXAS. COMMOTION JJ scheme ever heard of. That's why I'm so hoarse. tember 5, 1899. "How's that? Did he give you that Will certainly be the GREATEST traveling over the public H Morn STATE FAIR ever held Farmer Was Amsrrd bignwav between Mt. Holly and Smith- - iev stare? "No. You tee, I thought I must adN. J., are startled to see men i vibe log to hud 11 la lot ln the NEBRASKA IS HERSELF AGAIN, him by ins whole title. Awful dress at of high sight Hoyi Uid loti of tho gliding by and out rob the farmer. and those who bare retained confidence, Voice gave out repeatedly. Had job. a are now rewarded by a bountiful harIn live mimit.es TO people, armed with rati of sjieed. down the meadows, War oa Him. to begin three days befoie the time for on road, the from shoit distance public harmed Tunny, but vest, a'qd all the people, by prudent the interview, revchere, and shotguns, blcvcb-s- . were lots of others going it the care, are able to attend this fair, to the Perdu home. what appears to be Inverted j weie is i ci iathlj an galloping f s The grounds at the se i.reil in some way to what doul same time I was, "Truth. clroum- - When they saw the alligators they verv gnusul much like an uncompleted l.t.t WUIl'E CITY. OF THE WEST" saidand other's each Into jjtu, a tyes e By steamer, 1 rain sitin' for bt- hava.Toat all disagreeable felurpa inWhich of these- have you selected as a In No natter. Whntiever of travelcident to their newness last year and dlaor-Uri- j, took two or three hours to kill tue CCle lalway. ll tli- - di prunies to it Is recollect tnat for are in rood shape. Seieral ears ago a sti anger located liowel. t nOHito'h, Ja.er,wuJ uLthe TRcn-,wvrmjtftuOlSILA In--l- it' . fj g r' - P- it lit Jlftil fiUig.itor..ir la aoditionto the beat . . and bud lo omotlon food his. told of rough many gendered Holly.' lie bnuili'-- d T counted 11)9 little aud or water, and for maiurlu) Double, Llostet-ler- a sri d full of AGRICULTURAL, in r.tions. The greatest, he said, was I most Kilter the Motnach useful boys. HORTICULTURAL, lgDuring one of ofthegreat the Mode railway. It was the big peelftc you can take with vou it Invaluable aU for rheumatism, Widuey com drought peolet- HAIRY, periods this Is what thtiv of the future. pUiuta and nervous trouble, TEXTILE. - ple have frequently met two or three Riihto lidpptnei would be no right of way to Ime FINE ARTS, Irndenrle. tlie across country Buralligators going urd Peidu in either In rural communities or MECHANICAL ARTS. Beauty1 bane la but never bin Here," said the person who was fafrom one sirtani-f- o anthir. , Tex cl-semi-aeribe would s county, , It AND LIVE STOCK-exhibitsBeing miliar with tendencies, "I would make the fading or (ailing of find and a wake Texan did belore up a cot respondent a few date ago. out of the way of all other traffic. The a suggestion. You have your character the hair. ' Luxuriant special attractions in speed a hundred or nior- - alligators in his ruK could be laid on brackets extend- fall into a brown study. Brown is such tresses ara far more to the program and rare musical programs in tho S'. Louts Republic front yard s common color and so trying for the ing over the street, on awning post bare been arranged. The About daylight Fanner Perdu was matron tbaa to the maid whose casket and from telegraph poles and trees in ordinary complexion, don't you know, NORTHWESTERN SCANDINAVIAN aroused Irom sound slumber by tlic of charms is yet nnrlfled by time. IN PRONUNCIATIONS. Tribune. FADS Detroit In SlNUERS ASSOCIATION the its of t nothing unintrj and, having K.rkirg of dogs, the eightng hoises, Beautiful women will be glad to be X fY'ff over and wav. ptnwpa-vtlr rursd. it twrmthdr will give free entertainment on the fair the brating of mult and. the bellowing The Devil 1 1 imiinK to for lit Mifff PITS great spied could be made 0u r Cit i4 hr kUite'wOr reminded that falling or fading hair for distances. $1 ground, Friday, September 4th 1,00C of cattle long lUMorer. door Irr4 front He opened his of At ten' loo. fcen4 V9 Pft. kuu, fcU AriU I'kOftOtUphia, Pa, bices 5 bands of music ail of rare is unknown to those who usa The machines were very much like saw alligators ranging in sizt from and R la possibly too late to cure the merit. The an oidinury bicycle turned "upside Wbftt has letome of tho o d fatiiouel littwist to a the Teutonic of saurian the gigantic alienation playful giving KNGIIIT8 people w ho referred to the dev as the o d tie reptile fiot more than a foot long to the pionunciation of those good old down, split up the middle and placed Harry f OK In the like clothes upon track pins. disponing thetnrehes about his yard. Savon words either or neither, tiff front and back of the rider were will celebrate the I EAST OF OLYMThere were two or thiee big bull alli- whose original there was no susuiclon PIA. Grand parades each night Sep- gators on the ponh, only a few pacts of an i," for fashion seems to have groned wheels about nine Inches In tember 1st to 5th inclusive, in the city, form tile farmer's bare feet. that thiy d amt or, lolh resting upon a stud rail, The deueed, notwithstanding, and special attractions at the theatres 1 ounds had chased tome of the alliga- shalllre .o they wiiigo shaped like a knife blade, and and and THE FREMONT, KI.KUORN AND tors Into fence corners, ai d whole will probably continue 'o be with those a'.Hiud as sharp. This v.as fastened to a 3x3-inMISSOURI VALLEY R. R. tOMlA-droves of ailigaiors were prancing wlio aspue to keep pace with the popuY have made special ptenk. securely fastened to posts at wheel provision to take lar of the until the whirl, turn care of the people along their line by along the walks and chasing each oth- shall on top fivc.'unt intervals. form correct the bring rose bushes. additional train service, and by extra er under the That again question may weThere being but little friction or facilities at terminals Mr. Perdu rubied his ejc. and after then be ght propulsion was easy, requiring out of court for the considered 'lhe low rate of ONE FAIR FOR taking a second look lie shouted for nt flight expenditure of energy, and tonmnntE a writer in the Cr.t piestnt, THE ROUND TRIP, plus 50 cepts ad- his wife und his Winchester. th's la'ter and very Important element ic. mission, will be made. Hand tolls adwas generated from a ratchet geor and This is what had happened. Not a adBut of time two there words are that trams and other vertising special ditional attractions will be issued drop of rain has fallen in this section seeni to be going the same road, and clutch levers Instead of pedals. of country for more than two months, alike in oppo-itio- n Receptacles for packages and even shortly. to ail authority, SO ON 15 CAS A FIORD TO MISS THIS and in consequence of this fact nearly which I wish to make a few small trailers" coulcf be added. Tan-dtFAIR ANO KXUlitlTION. machines with plush cushions all creeks, ponds, and bayous are as remarks I mean the words evil and narpera Bazar of August 1st con- dry as the throat of a famous Texas devil, which have a close relatiou to would enable men to take thflr wives tains a thoughtful article on Bryn politician from whom his fr'ends had eai h other in more ways than one. asd sweethearts riding. Letters patent Mawr College, written by Mrs, Agnes to hide the cool oil can. Alligators can Many of our dergvmen have adopted were to be issued In all countries and Ihere is also a live a long time on dry land, and when for these words the pronunciation of territorial rights sold. Bailey Ormsbee The scheme made a hit A comsprightly account by John Corbiu of the lake or bayou in which they live and dev-i- l, and I am sorry you an share in one of the dev-1- 1 has so got the upper pany was formed and the road put in races at the recent Henley regatta, has dried up they will lie around in say that the It passes over wood and operation. is on the increase with an illustration of the scene of the the hot mud or sand for a few days, hand that the -race. In fiction there is a humorous looking very disconsolate. After awhile until what was in the beginning only s form land. The scenery ts exquisite a A clerical Fr now 'abort story entitled affectation bids fair, like Violin Case," they will give it up and strike straight quarter of a mile from Mt. Holly tke road Is double track. Daring the to assume the proand by Margaret Sutton Briscoe. across the country toward the nearest lake or river. They generally travel portions of a popular fashion. Time remainder of the distance the Ran-cocItall'a Catarrh Cura was when the stage virtually set the creek gets In the way eleven at night. Led by an old bull, they will la a constitutional cure. Price, 75c, march straight to the nearest water, standard in the pronunciation of the times and is crossed on pilings driven A Vicnmn. as if they had been over the road a language, but In these latter days of "lingle file. But when the farmers wont to get dramatic degeneracy, when slipshod desDid read hundred times before. that you Kohlsprlnir Into their fields snd let down s strip of and enunciation English Imperfect of the formation -cription Wiggins gave Courtney's lake is the favorite It's a Good Thing. Push it Along' of a tornado? Nomething about a haunt of hundreds of alligators, and seem to be the rule behind the foot- fence the next luckless rider that comes vacuma into which currents of air were never but once before within the memlights, the pulpit exerts an equal, if not abrg Is dumped. There has been end-lethe greater, influence. It behooves rushing wTangllng over the right of way. of the oldest Texan was it entirely CliDt Onstrete Oh, Wiggins made ory The employes of the. big machine every clergyman, then, to look careA a or until weeks dozeft few ago. that up out of his own head." Buffalo dry fully to his rhetorical ways, lest he stops at Smlthville go on the bike moie young folks went down there laet teach Tunes. while rillroad to and from their homes In ortheoplc heterodoxy on a fishing expedition anil I believe my prompt ne of Pino's Cure Monday pcachlng the soundest of theological ML Holly. But the scheme has never were to find bed that the surprised prevented quick consumption Mrs. Lucy they peid even the coaj of operation. The orthodoxy. Now, the words In ques Wains, Marquette, Kans , Dec. 12, lbbo. of the famous lake afforded a first-rat- e tlon have been pronou need ever 'since tck is getting rickety and sadly out of place for playing baseball, or running the English language came Into being, plumb. The inventor, disgusted, has To Rvmnvo Grrut Spots, races on bicycles, and that it was not and dev-- il with the accent sold out his Interest and gone to FlorA kerosene oil stain evaporates after simply il of a place for fish. much behind. a on the first syllable; and no amount of ida. New York World. trace a time, leaving scarcely These young people scared the alll- If you wish to hasten the process cover mispronunciation can make the one any the spot with wheat flour, leave if for gators off Into the woods, and on that worse or add any terrors to the other. LAW AND LONGEVITY. twenty-fou- r hours, brush off the flour, very night the whole army of saurlans If our clergymen will only bear In and repeat if necessary. To remove a concluded to emigrate to the Brazos mind that "the ll that men do lives (htueix M. Advice an Inter, In grease spot from the leaf of a book river, some 12 miles away. They march- after them, they will look more careting Theory. cover the blemish with out of th bottom ands'ruck theprai-ri- e fully In future ta their orthoepy and ed In an address before the St Louie French chalk, brush it off, and repeat not far from the old San Antonio hesitate ere they try to Improve on the Law School the process until the spot disappears. Cbauncey M. Depew said: road. Here they found an InsurmountThe law promotes longevity. It Is devil of our fathers. good It the llaby is Catting jMln., able obstacle In the shape of a because its discipline Improves the end remedy, Xn bnn ukIm that eld barbed fence. wire physical and mental and the moral t'ool MmChildren Teethlnf rauawe Soonum Bison (or ftarj?lr. CwoUr Fir They followed the line of fence for conditions of the practitioner. In In the current LitteUe Age Living Mra Catberwood begins a new story three miles, until they came to Farmer Is copied an article by W. S. Lilly on other words It gives him control over in the August Atlantic "The Spirit of an Illinois Town, in the first install Perdu's gate. This gate is kept closed "The Theory of the Ludicrous, In himself, and a great philosopher has ment of which there is a stirring pic- by a heavy weight attached to a chain. which article the following story is re- written that he who could command himself is greater than he who has , ture of the vigorous beginning of a The alligators were evidently trying to lated: I think about the most curious man captured a city. The world has been city. Those who prefer onr get through the wire fence at every prairie to-datj home-mad- e romances to tales of other step, and when the big bull that led I ever seeking for all time the secrets of lonsaid the retired burglar, Ijj lands and times will find in this ardent the army put hie qoee against the gate met In met, a house in eastern Connecticut, gevity and happiness. If they can be love story a justification of their pre- and found that It we return united, then he to the condireadily yielded, and r shouldn't know him, either. If I ference. tions of Methuselah and his compawas no doubt highly pleased. He crept should meet him again, unless I should into Mr. Perdu's yard, and the nose of hear him apeak. It was so dark where triots. Whether I may live to their age How te G row 40e Wheat. Salzer'a Fall Seed Catalogue tells the next 'gator behind him kept the I met him that I never saw him at all. I know not, but I think I have discovto the gate from closing. In this way the you. Its worth thousands I had looked around the bouse down- ered the secret of Methuselah's hapwideawake farmer. Send stamp whole lot, of more than 100 alligators, py continuance for nearly 1,000 years stairs, and actually hadn't seen for catalogue and free samples of eoon found themselves Inside upon thte planet He stayed here when the yard. thing worth carrying off, and It wasnt we had (Trains and grasses for fall Bowing. no steam and no electricity, The yard Is not large, and the alliga- a A. Sailer Seed Co., LaCrosae, house on the outside, John ' tors were not long In discovering that either. I got upstairs and groped about ao steamers upon the river or the Wls. ocean propelled by thte mighty power, Those who have $100 to pay for a bicycle buy It had been an easy matter to a A dollar U worth more every day; don't while little, and finally turned into a room uo electric no Into spanthe light, railways inclosure, getting out was that was darker than Egypt. I hadnt get throw money away readily. Columbus, of course. They are standard. Those ning the continent, no overhead wires altogether another thing. gone more than three steps In this end ho cables under the ocean comwho have not $100 may be tempted by sxalled The dogs were not long In scenting room when I heard a man say: "Hello, municating intellgence around the the saurlans, and they went to barking there! bicycle bargains unless they know of the reliable world, and no trolley tines reducing in a way that Farmer Perdu had never Hello, says L the redundant population. He lived, heard before. .The horses, hogs, and 'Who are you? said the man, not because he was free from the excattle in the adjacent lots acted as citements incident to the age of steam were much though they And I said yes, I did do something frightened. and electricity, but because of the AH of this commotion aroused Mr,1 Perin that line occasionally. whlch l .have disco vered, and It-Idu, and he says that. when, ha opened business to be in,- aint this: saw Longevity and happiness depend door and his the yard full of It? said the man. His voice catne from what JfQU put In your stomach strange looking monsters he experi- a bed over In the corner of the room upon and what gets In your mind. enced a feeling of horror no words can and I knew he hadnt even eat up. describe. Although he has been living "And I said: Well, I dunno; Ive got A Klf Indoetmeat In Texas for 10 years, he has never beto support my family some way. A somewhat unusual inducement to Hartfcri Bicycle are nude In spedafly equipped facfore seen an alligator. Well, you just wasted a night here, te offered buyers of by bicycles being and supervision of the I had no Idea what the said the man. 'Didnt you see anything He said: tory, under the direct control a Brooklyn dealer who refuse to cut awful lboklng creatures were. I rub- down stairs worth stealing V Is the rort of bicycle Hartford The Co. $65 prices. Pope MI. To each purchaser of a wheel "And I said no, I hadnt bed my eyes and looked at them and he gives a building lot In a small town The listed bicycle is the sort $50 at $100. usually Well, theres less upstairs, says the wondered If I were not dreaming. about half way down the Jersey coast. flth a better understanding of th man The and over I more. or $45 hoys' and girls' then beard him turn One of the big monsters on the porch usuafly listed at $80 Tbe lot is not very large, end, of - - transient nature of the many physand settle to down and to mouth Us go again. sleep efits value. opened snapped jaws machines are unequalled ical Ills, which vanish before proper course, close to Mr. Perdus feet. Mr. Perdu I'd like to have gone over there and now, it cant be very valuable just forts gentle efforts pleasanteffort but dealer talks the glibkicked bicycle I him. But didnt. It was getis comfort in has some five boys, who are fond ot rightly directed. There ly about what It may be worth If a big If jrss sfi apa any of Columbia snd Hartford BleyCfoa Is the knowledge, that so many formsdis-of fishing. Their experience made them ting late and I thought, all things con- hotel cSumUs Ant ; by msU Irwa os for two sumps. is erected there, and If this town sickness are not due to any actualcondi- wiser than their father, in natural his- sidered, that I might Just,: as well let should become a popular resort, and If ease. but simply to a constipated at least Aroused by the groans him have his sleep out. v POPE MFG. CO. Hartford, Conn. several other things should happen. He tion of the system, which the pleasant torythe old man and his wild for shouts of proniptr Figs, V art Byrupof laxative, has found that people who have no family AcmciM in slmoat mrf city and tawa. If Columbia - tan. trd Aatiqnlty of Snap. is why it te the only his Winchester, the boys rushed to the k your vicinity, is ns tipwnnud Iyremo.es. That moranse pnfttr In a lot for ana Jersey building Soap ( not a modern invention and Instantly recognized the remedy with millions ofsofamilies, . hJ is I than for moon are in highly facel 0 their old enemies, who had of is twice mentioned in the Bible, first In duced to the man In the everywhere esteemed Jeremiah and again In MalachL Hisgive the list price for bicycles :ffh"cte 1T4 the ten kept them from swimming In the by this means. New York Sun. I cool waters of, Courtney s lake, us telle more than that 2,000 tory years -- -remet r which - promotes internal I They got their guns snd went boldly ago the Gaule manufactured It by comIF SILVER Vf Ills CompIrsloR. Inoxal out Into the yard and opened a fusil- bining beech tree aches with goat's fat. Tbe nan sko desk. In dodbl. in prico, then rain that makes the rose bloom bo donbfo. ta co md toUvrA few years ago a shop riu.isr" foe? lade upon the monslers.'Th old people corn. In Anwtorw Fi nuno doable. net m th. In bowers of delight. in the house were engaed in earnest was discovered In Pompeii, having been Fittirym, Cylinders, T.nkt end Sebwrncton Ftp. of Ha ruin end tetoc, nta stm doable ot the min washed the rosebuds from thq prayer, and the boye ottt In the yard burled beneath the terrible much rT I - product therefore,if your -i-l sow erwillU bay es think cheek were having more fun tim they ever ashes that fell upon that city 79 A. D. dotlmre peepta eil.nr ne, A: bavin I Of fewrof not I had An TA IT Imogen had before in their lives. If 4 alligator The soap found In the shop 4vm&emTComff : -- Detroit Ncwa. lost ail ita ..efficacy, although It fcll 1a pot easily killed. It look a half will bo4 dvi prici labor tod material. i one ot buried been At the 1,800 H9 dozen shots to lay out the old years. below ara oa anything Brata Cylinders .kVpriceff 4i that Pompeii was destroyed the bulls. rV and oar other rood nre tow M they oes bff B Hfffn4 roprrfftd. A facltiilao. feaeral iw with oar ipleodid Uea business was carried on in sevThe funniest part of the affair was Tn Children 1 future aeodt. while ti betyaaomoefc, may quickly oahaoit Friend "Goo, goo, Cfwt the excitement that It crested In the eral of the Italian cities. Grocer Re- an' whe do de dlttle tootaey-wootse- y -raici' KOW one should have the best, and with the l neighborhood. The rapid firing of the view. d9? Goo, goor The Child "Oh d every w here, Sy rupox guns, accompanied .by the about ot Th number of wheels ridden la Chi-- '. nt ou f6r a little recreation with e-- S: thr wh40l?thghbor cago Variously estimated at frajp 85,t i Gertie here. Life sseaaoag hood. Old soldiers ooo to 100.000. ' THIRTEENTH ANNDAJ, FAIR AXB EXHIBITION. To be held at Omaha August 27 Sep- aas sure that the Ferdu l'rlrr fki rc, farmt 1 I- -s .j jcwPfSi t. ' -- j It nevi-rthe- 1 : it-- al 'rt mi i Ayers Hair Vigor. 11 r, h N 1 coa-cerni- -- e-- ts " Ipw Why buy a newspaper unless you can profit by the expense? For 5 finely-powdere- d cents you can get almost as much ed hog-pro- 1 AXas you can of other high grade brands for 10 cents Here's news that will repay you for the cost of your newspaper BATTLE y. si Trustworthy bad-looki- Bicycles bar-gla- rf et s 65, $50, 45. Gladness Comes ' CK teckrtU soap-boile- rs - ,Tum eoap-maki- - ( 1 n - Ijll r kffllFYOUBUY , A |