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Show CITIZEN THE no doubt that each pious Per Capita of Los Angeles uses less water than does his sinful brother or sister of Salt Lake. It proves nothing. If all the circumstances that properly bear on the problem were taken into account perhaps Salt Lakers do not use as much water as they are entitled to. They are not waterhogs simply because Commissioner Neslen can make statistics jump through a hoop and bark. We pause, however, in our mad course of- complaint to uphold the hand of the commissioner. We must do just as he advises. We are short of water and unless we obey his cruel but necessary edicts we shall have to cleanse our cuticle with sandpaper and quench our thirst on the morning dew. More than ever before, successful business re- 0 quires Banking Service of the broad9 perma- nent eharaeter we give. - FROM A FULL HEART frComocK L CbJSankbed ESTABLISHED ISIS . CAPITAL AND SURPLUS TT WW V W A. A. Milne, in Punch. HQOUOCtB W In days of peace my fellowmen Rightly regarded me as more like a Bishop than a Major-Gen.- , And nothing since has made me WW watch the beggars sprint; When the War is over and the sword I'm going to keep a listen to it breathe. Stays In Utah Company 334 South Main Street SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH older The noise T elses gun When the War is over and the battle has been won Im going to buy a barnacle and take it for a run; When the War is over and the German fleet we sink I am going to keep a silk worms egg, and listen to it think. S. D. EVANS Modern Establishment 48 New Building Salt Lake City State St. rHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUIIIII!llllllllllllj Peace Will Bring a Wave of Prosperity The Captains and the I There should be more Industry, more employment, more money s i for all. I Now is the time to save for I the future. Start now and then will continue regularly $1.00 e start an account here. i 4 c of someone Left me cconsiderable colder. Tel. Was. 5516 Apen All Night UNDERTAKERS AND EMBALMERS i i1 and That lingered with me left before The German troops had entered Brussels. Shun! In early days the Colonels Froze me; and as tne war grew Managers 1 jelly-fis- h I never really longed for gore, And any taste for red corpucles V IV Pres. Anthon H. Lund... 1st Vice Pres. George A. Smith.. 2nd Vice Pres. Cashier p. M. Mlchelsen Asst Cashier d. E. Judd on one, of alighting Give me Peace; that is all, that is all that I seek. . . . Say starting on Saturday next week. Get the habit of lunching and dining at ROTISSERIE INN We serve Fine Salads, Cold Chicken Consomme Jelly, Sea Foods and all kinds of Hot Weather specials. Special attention accorded our guests by C. Rinetti and F. . SIL VER IS LIFE SA VER $ The high price of the white metal has been the salvation of many western mining districts. In combination with gold, copper and lead ores, the profits on silver A have kept mines working. The mysterious white metal was discovered in Colorado in 1862 in connection with gold ore. In 1895 r VTTT 323 SOUTH MAIN STREET . at last we sheathe I Im nervous, when standing And LADIES! out-bis- h of Utah The Agency turmoil of battle, And Im even upset by the lowing of cattle, And the clang of the bluebells is death to my liver, And the roar of the dandelion gives me a shiver. And a glacier, in movement, is much too exciting, age-lon- g The Guardian Fire Insurance Company ' Im tired of the noise and the Oh, silver production exceeded gold and the free silver issue of 1896 became predominant. warlike; Steps are being taken to celebrate But when this struggle ends the fiftieth anniversary of the discovAnd I have seen the Allies dish up ery of silver in large lodes. The Goose of Hindenburg oh, friends! Senator Pittman has announced I shall the mildest Bishop. that high prices for silver are likely to prevail for the next twenty years. When the war is over and the Kaisers out of print Im going to buy some tortoises and DEBT AS ASSET Every Dollar Paid For Insurance in I 9 W. S. McCornlck s &iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiinnniiiiuiiiiiHiuiiutHMUiiiiHiiiiutiiiiHiuuuiiiiuuu? Kings de- part It may be so, but not lieutenants; Dawn after weary dawn I start The never ending round of penance; One rock amid the welter stands On which my gaze Is fixed intently; in quiet lands An after-lif- e Liyed very lazily and gently. When the War is over and weve done the Belgians proud Im going to keep a chrysalis and read to it aloud When the War is over and weve finished up the show I'm going to plant a lemon pip and listen to it grow. More than 15,000 in- dividuals, firms and Our 25 billions national debt are looked upon by many clear thinkers as an additidnal asset of capital. For instance, if a business man has $25,000 in property he hesitates to mortgage it to start a business or an industry. But if he has $2,500 or $25,000 in national war bonds, he can use them as a basis of capital almost as readily as so much cash. Considered as a whole, the war debt will be found to stimulate the industries as soon as we can escape the enormous war taxes. The debt in the form of liberty and victory loan bonds is an expansion of capital or credit on a large scale. But it will not move freely into industrial development until such ventures are assured of a chance to earn more than the traditional four to six per cent. 'FRAID CAT. corporations representing every western industry, have accounts Brothers Walker Bankers. with For the reason ask our customers. WalkerBrothers Bankers Founded 1859 Resources Over $11,000,000 When Buying or Selling Stocks See H. B. 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