Show AN UNCLE alyf LL lb 1 I took a trip upon a hip ship my uncle william aid said by homo some strange whim or fancy grim to travel I 1 wan led the hip ship waa was named and had a grip 1 and trolley on and you must learn that on tho the tern stern they had tho the figur figurehead chead we mailed due east a mile at least and then they took my fare A live cent piece my little niece wa wax all I 1 had to spare they rung it on a register and then the captain aid maid you stir clr the slightest peck from ott off this deck dock and na 0 o will not get there they then mailed west and stopped to rent reat and then went north again the captain ate some chocolate and prowled growled at all the men iia nid maid to keep the balance it 11 now reel reef the malato main mal nto tw ballan ballane s I 1 I 1 tie tin inet past bellef be liefa a coral reel reef they hoe hove up there and then ten mile miles or more were we tron from ehora shore when hen suddenly we topped stopped then singing songs of rights ard wrings ann the rail rall and hull they mopped I 1 stood and watched them rorry tarrying ins and begged they boull bo be hurrying out but with witt u thud that chilled my blood the anchor then they dropped the idle crew i it id std naught to do and took to playing cards the solemn cook peruse perused 1 a boo astraddle ait raddle of tho the yard yards the mate whose name names wae was hannibal talked of a fearsome cannibal with whom it deemed or else I 1 dreamed he had boen been jolly parda 0 auch a trip on euch such r ft hip ship I 1 never took before I 1 begged for speed they eald said indeed mall all that day no more the captain very cynical was vinding inding v nn up the binnacle until in deep and peaceful leep sleep he snored a dulcet nore snore 1 I dared not cough I 1 crept right oft off and walked ten ton miles to land I 1 cant forget I 1 rot got right wet until I 1 reached the strand I 1 tried to bo be amphibious and berain Bp rain both of my tablas ard that I 1 Is why twixt ou and 1 I hard work I 1 cannot tand stand broke up the game tho the two football tennis pre facing ech other tense and quivering the opposing fineu await the signal that shall put the ball into play and hurl burl thoro them each each of battle the captain begins calling the code 36 35 22 17 he shouts at that instant the left tackle aho ho is working his way through college by understudying a tailor absentminded absent minded 1 h asks side or top pockets A little fable once upon a time the people made much over one of their heroes and bent sent him a lot of laurels and asked him if there waa vas anything else they could do for him no he ansu answered ered in a speech which caught the gallery 1 I shall now go to my home and rest on ray my laurels next day ho he waa vms asking for cot cht prices on feather dels and air cushions moral laurels are only rested upon in print A social sherlock lk holmes she claims to be from the east we aid said referring to the new arrival 1 1 I bae my double doubts remarked the observant Tant person have you noticed that when she shakes hands she only raises her hand to her chin I 1 do not think she Is from farther east than pittsburg Pit Pitt iburg it Is well when in society to take dote note of these little things M L 1 |