Show would tax toper los angeles cal A plan to tax liquor consumers for the privilege of 0 drinking in barrooms barr ooma Is under c consideration by the this police commission the suggestion was made by ft a 8 saloonkeeper as a solution to the qu question estion tt of complete alon of minors does oot seem to abo th pence peace serum have taken in europe tho the cold breezes withstands nothing 10 thing white whito shoes girle girls like a young undo uncle sam I 1 IB short girls that number ie to needed to match tho the male population note that tho the burglar whom somebody smashed in tho the face with a pie got away with it A woman gote gets a bat hat to fit nor her face the nt fit that tho the man gote gets la is proportional to the th 0 size of tho the bill the latest thing in dances ie to the hone horse trot and probably the next thing to it Is tho nightmare some experts declare that the hobble skirt makes our women knock enoc kneed we are from missouri poison ivy Is full ot of lovely color in the autumn but no one should carry it home bebau because a of ite its loveliness loi los angelee ang oles complains of a school b ok famine but the email small boy boys of that city aro bearin ig up bravely they are going to make dollar bills mailer smaller the elte grocery man attended to that I 1 little ittle detail some time ago A new now york man had hie his name changed from arestad to nightingale gale ho certainly selected a bird of a namo name if the plan to employ policewomen for chicago Is carried out we may expect the crooks to go to carrying mice the limit of criticism la is reached when one woman says of another why she even make her own o wc bed bad mathematics Mathe matice tell us the birthdays we have been celebrating are but everybody over so 30 knew that already parisian beauties are to bo be yellow of face instead of pink and white one moment please while we change corn com plez plex lons ions 1 A contribution of two cent cents wae was received by the washington conscience fun bet the fellow who sent it looks like it too A colorado man had fifteen hives robbed of honey at one time he must be cultivating the variety of bee A boston doctor says the women of that town are not knock kneed and he talks like a man who knows whereof he speaks somebody Is advertising an apparatus for cooking over a gas jet but he be Is no friend to the woman who has a hall bedroom to let na the roat rest cure la now nOW offered baseball fan tans freo of charge to tt how do you like irow 1 verb wo we rather IL 1 HA to IP its a dull sunday paper thep that docan t exploit day bome now new dan 10 in the timo time to co come me the reckless ator will bo be arrested for plain sg dl t w dorly conduct the man with t the 1110 outrigger kne in the cars la Is a good rl rival val the end seat hog WP wo mv m v haab t the 11 0 botty ho boo bee but the po 11 cicil bee will PI ita its stinger forever A western man enya buy it la 18 1 to dress well on ell 50 a ear ht r to women A chicago pedagogue A pue anta 10 lo taught cooking cob kint instead of classics 11 bet ho he married 1 one of his pupils uld 11 A spade la to not an implement ol 01 wealth says a pennsylvania libo ter if leader it ie III if it fills a lush flush that cornell professor who predict predicts rut 2 another glacial epoch must be bating serious trouble with his furnace and it thoro there were no eerie el of games how would v our baseball pity play era break into the literary game ra ste A N newark woman tried fully ten times to end her life noth ing succeeds liko like co awal the beet best press agent in the world la Is said to be the girl who has an out d dt town ton friend coming to visit her they one person in lir inthis this countr country owns an automobile but be he should e not try to exterminate the other 10 forty thousand people work at mak icv ing gas in new york city now you know the matter with the town t A musical comedy comedian under A oath in new york admitted that bt sot not sing there are many oth en era an eastern court baa has declared the safety razor k a dangerous weapon presumably tu a by a judge who shaves bin him self ell the plan to save birds will be effective when woman has been convinced convince 6 that her hat looks just aa as well with out them A aal yal saya says the american wastes three years of hit life but that Is putting it at a pretty low figure A london nerve specialist eay says that modern dress la to actually kil linic women |