Show the th editor s column on wherein thine he that fling comment pleas or allm t SAVE YOUR KNOCKS ive noticed when a fellow follow dies no matter what hes lies been A saintly chap ot ono one whose whoso life was deeply steeped ansin in sin his friends foroff for a ot the bitter words they hey tl spoke but yesterday and find for him a multitude of pretty things to say I 1 fancy when I 1 go to rest someone will bring to light some kindly word or goodly coed long buried out of sight but if its all the same to you just give to me instead the bouquets while im living and the knocking when hen im dead 4 dont save your kisses to imprint upon my marble brow while countless maledictions are hurled burled upon me now say just one ono kindly word to me while I 1 mourn here alone and dont bavo all your eulogies to carve upon a stone what do I 1 care if when im dead the times tho sun gazette give me a write up with a cut in mourning border apt it will not flatter me a bit no matter what is said so kindly throw the bouquets no now and knock me when uben im dead it may bo be fine when one is dead to have tho the folks talk so to have the flowers come in loads from the relatives you know it may be nice to havo have hese these ghingo from those you leave behind but just so far as im concerned I 1 really do not mind im quite alive and well today and while I 1 linger lie hers re lend me a helping hand band at times give me a word of cheer just change the game a little bit just kindly kindy swap the decks F for or ill be no judge of flowers when ive cashed in all my checks lot us make that meeting at the commercial club room this evening the best of the year are you a live one the people of wellington have been donating labor to the midland trail for two weeks and the people of price and helper cannot afford to I 1 show the weak heart if you want to do something really worthwhile for the city county and tate bring your little shovel to tho P first arst national bank corner saturday morning not be the only fellow with tender hands instead of trying to drive delve out smokestacks smoke stacks we ought to solicit more of them smokestacks are an indication that there is something in a town we can all put up with a little unpleasantness for the sake of prosperity there are some worse things in price than smokestacks smoke stacks well we had a good time on the fourth without the annoyance and danger of fire crackers roman eft CIR dies cap pistols and dynamite canes there are lots lotz of these annoyances we can do without if we judt juit think so so far as the news can leorn there are no burned or crippled kids in drije e today on account of the celebration eb ration the editor of the green river dispatch bewails the fact that pounds of butter is shipped into that town every week neek because the ranch era do not pay enough attention to butter batter making the editors howl is timely and the news roust must admit that radishes lettuce and other vegetables are shipped into this town because people with fertile tillable soil are too lazy or indifferent to raise enough to supply the home market transportation charges go a long way toward causing the high cost of living so much complained of the prove provo herald of july 3rd published a scolding to the business men of that town for their indifference toward the midland trail association the scolding is pi pio bably merited as only six business men attended a recent called meeting of that association the people of price are not quite that bad but during the past six weeks they have been rather neglectful about attending meetings called for the public good too often deop people kle whose interests are at stake depend on the other fellow to attend these meetings and see t that ha t business is trans transacted acte d it is a good plan to think that if you want anything dono done right do it yourself |