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Show THE ZEPHYR obtain vault toilets. That Is just not acceptable. Surely, someone can cut through the red tape and get some outhouses and have them In place before Autumn, cool weather, and the bicyclists return In mass. Come on nty v lets make some sense. Is all this worth It? Ask most restaurant owners, motel owners, t shirt shops, river companies, tour guide sendees, arts and crafts stores, bars, grocery stores, realty companies, camera stores, gas stations, convenience stores, and they'll tell you that business Is booming. Sales tax revenues are way up from last year. But what about businesses that aren't connected directly to tourism? How do they benefit? toy Nelson, who owns Nelson's Heating Refrigeration, out recently that the tourist dollar reaches him the second time pointed around. Take the restaurant owner who has been nursing the same old, tired air conditioner for years. Sales are up, and now he can finally replace that Junk. They call Izzy. If there's one valid complaint to be lodged against these tourists, mountain Its those skin tight lycra outfits. bicyclists, specifically Remember how Wyatt Earp made visitors to Dodge City check their guns at the city limit? The same should be required of these day-g-lo tights. Anyone seen wearing lycra or spandex should be prosecuted and fined. There are very, very few people who should wear lycra, anyway. And they should be banned as I cant take It well. Lets have a lycra-fr- ee anymore. society. As I've said before, the sight of naked royal blue people scares me to death. : Polaroid photography PAGE 29 JULY 89 ' THE SOUTHEASTERN UTAH CENTER FOR CONTINUING EDUCATION -bState University ringing access to Utah Southeast Utah . to the citizens of the area. academic courses from freshman through the graduate level, taught locally by U.S.U. campus faculty. UTAH a complete range of testing activities. . complete BABS degrees available locally. professional courses and seminars for licensing and recertification. terry knouff STATE . information and campus 259-513- 8 contacts for advisement, financial aids, housing, student services, etc. access to services. - inter-libra- ry electronic, distance-educatio- n opportunities provided locally via the U.S.U. Corn-NSystem. s UNIVERSITY et enrichment classes on any subjects of interest to local students. no-cred- it, . Were here to help, and we can, if youll tell us what you need. Excepting class tuition and textbooks, most services at SUCCE are free. Try us! SUCCESS BEGINS WITH S.U.C.C.E. 471 South im : .SI i f J k Main-Moa- b (259-743- 2) .J f 265 So. Main 259-634- 5 7j f a S? EATING PIZZA IS PATRIOTIC Come to Pizza Hut For The 4th of July iV. i t -- vN's ' ' J i .11 : ! 7 H y - t r V , k V |