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Show THE CANYON COUNTRY IN A -NUTSHELL The Photographic Evidence IT’S HERB RINGTAIL: As reported in the Nutshell column, Herb was finally live-trapped and transported by yuppiescummobile to the Matheson Preserve. He was last seen up a tree, staring down at his human liberators, eager to sec us leave. * READER OF THE MONTH? Supposedly Edie Eilender is hiding behind a recent copy of the Zephyr, somewhere near Toroweap at the Grand Canyon. Yes, Edic...'d know you anywhere from that photo. 2-LEGGED DOG OF THE MONTH?: Nope. That's Phocby the hyperactive leaf-chasing pursuit dog. The dog will chase damn near anything and must be related in some way to Jnais Adkins’ pooch Jocy, who is also insane. Phoeby owns the charming and delightful Dorina Krusmen. DID YOU ALL DROP SOMETHING? What are the odds of this happening in front of a funeral home? But there it was... a bucket of bones, scattered from curb to curb on Locust Lane. And right next to the Moab Memorial Mortuary. A closer examination indicated the bones came from some sort of ungulate. |
